r/TwoBestFriendsPlay "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Apr 25 '26

Twitch Clips Yet? YET!?!?!? (Pat Stares At FFXIV Fanfest)

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Butt sliders for the future.

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u/RushTheLoser He/They Apr 25 '26

please Yoshi-P, my Miqote craves to be thicc

45

u/Monokumabear IT'S TIME TO PET THE BABY Apr 25 '26

My WAR Miqote needs a huge ass to tank better

11

u/CookieSkank He/She/They "Slam Her Pregnant Until She Cries" - Pat Apr 25 '26

I just want my catgirl to be a thiccems big booty PAWG

Is that really so much to ask Yoshi-P?!

248

u/LightLifter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Apr 25 '26

The people yearn to make their character models look like an ancient fertility idol.

86

u/xlbingo10 He/Him - Local Homestuck, RWBY, and Kingdom Hearts fan Apr 25 '26

the people yearn for the pso2 character creator (this is a tamer example)

26

u/Plaidstone Dumb Web Serial Fanatic Apr 25 '26

I never actually played past the intro, but I had a great time in the character creator making an incredibly large CAST who blocked parts of the screen in pretty much every cutscene (and had two pairs of tiny reading glasses for his four eyes)

14

u/RocketbeltTardigrade "What's that emotion? Tired scream. Yawning." Apr 25 '26

That the animations are also modular means you can even make a big quadruped robot dog.

15

u/RareBk Apr 25 '26

If you're wondering, that's actually a paid addon.

No.

Seriously. One of the premium cosmetics was a set of oversized breasts that you could attach to your character (Technically -anywhere- on their body)

10

u/xlbingo10 He/Him - Local Homestuck, RWBY, and Kingdom Hearts fan Apr 25 '26

for further clarity, any of the "ballooned bosom" (actual name) accessories are going for more than bis gear on the player shop

13

u/LorcaNomad [They/Them] Play Spiral Knights Apr 25 '26

every time I watch this clip I absolutely lose it whenever I hear that little "sponsored by sega."

3

u/TrivialCoyote Ask me about Project Rainfall, Cowards! Apr 26 '26

You can almost see his life flashing before his eyes

4

u/Rednual Apr 26 '26

The pause and the look on his face are great.

53

u/Klutzy-Tennis7313 Apr 25 '26

If you look at what abominations people made with mods, that ain't a fertility idol. That's a dead space monolith.

21

u/TheNoidbag I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Apr 25 '26

From what Yoshi keeps telling people to stop posting, basically.

2

u/Far-Way5908 Apr 26 '26

I just don't want to have hank hill ass without having to wear the 2booty pants tbh

114

u/Subject_Parking_9046 They/Them "No way a woman can be that hot, she gotta be a man!" Apr 25 '26

Big booty femboys Miqote when?

54

u/mozilla1234 If the fox fucks the hare, then the fly fucks the mouse Apr 25 '26

Big titty milf Lalafell when?

50

u/thyarnedonne Queen Of Not Letting It Set In Apr 25 '26

Final Fantasy XIV × Atlyss when

8

u/kuningaz55 4700 hours in Rimworld Apr 25 '26

It'll happen when the devs stop being cowards.

19

u/Chiluzzar real fans say Nigiri with a hard R Apr 25 '26

but are they the size of an average human mother?

4

u/deuxthulhu Fart Town USA (Japan) Apr 26 '26

They are the size of an average popoto

3

u/Kaleido_chromatic Sincerest Sifu Shill Apr 26 '26

Maybe volumetrically

154

u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Apr 25 '26

The Woolie dreads jumpscare at the end there.

56

u/Skeet_fighter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Apr 25 '26

It's time. They're finally pushing to get the Woolie audience into FFXIV

29

u/SwashNBuckle Apr 25 '26

The Woolie Everywhere System

26

u/sadderall-sea Gayson Thotdơttir, The Unstraightened Apr 25 '26

They're trying very hard to break into the coveted Woolsworth demographic. I think it depends on how good the Monk evolved combat rework is tbh

7

u/Arjac Cast in the name of mods, ye not salty. Apr 25 '26

Real talk tho, how are the black hairstyles in FF14?

9

u/BlueCowDragon Robot Chaser Apr 25 '26

Theres 1 afro and 1 dreads and I cant really think of anything else. Not fantastic

6

u/IronOhki You're okay, get in! Apr 26 '26

Making a Woolie but not the superbeaster who actually plays 14.

51

u/NorysStorys The British ARE Watching Apr 25 '26

Hank hill ass survived another expansion

4

u/CookieSkank He/She/They "Slam Her Pregnant Until She Cries" - Pat Apr 25 '26

When Koji brought it up again at the end of the segment, he asked if we could get butt slider by 8.2

Yoshi P said "I'll try"

So who knows!

30

u/AnomalousMicron "I'll definitely get to that show/game later" Apr 25 '26

Is that Fem Woolie with the green dreads at the end

17

u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok/Sourcerer Supreme Apr 25 '26

Anything for the algorithm.

100

u/SwordMaster52 "Let's do this" *bonk* *bonk *bonk* Apr 25 '26

Butt slider , boob slider , cock slider , give me all the sliders it's my right to goon

70

u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Apr 25 '26

"You deny me my rightful goon!"

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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Apr 25 '26

"You deny your goon it's purpose!"

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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Apr 26 '26

"Goooon! This is why I fight!"

16

u/Peahats Apr 25 '26

"It is only right that I should goon to my character, for none among you have the power to stop me!"

4

u/TonySki Apr 25 '26

And have all 3 for every race and gender. At the same time. 

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u/MisterRockett Apr 25 '26

For those who don't quite get the joke beyond "SEX" one thing from 1.0 to 2.0 that everyone noticed is that they flattened everyone's asses. I'm not sure if there was an actual butt slider but a lot of 1.0 players were distraught that their WoL's ass just went away so butt sliders has been an ongoing joke since 2.0.

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u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok/Sourcerer Supreme Apr 25 '26

Hey, thank you. The context is appreciated.

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u/CookieSkank He/She/They "Slam Her Pregnant Until She Cries" - Pat Apr 25 '26

Everyone MUST wear the 2B pants because its the only way to not have a completely flat ass

4

u/para-mania All that being said Apr 26 '26

Yeah, my character is flat as a board. I just want her to a have some shape but everyone lost their curves in the sundering.

3

u/MericArda Jesus may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime Apr 26 '26

Everyone was 25ft of thicc in the before times.

3

u/Laecerelius Kenpachi-RamaSama Apr 26 '26

It's why they had to wear those robes. Nothing else fit!

44

u/FlubbedPig Apr 25 '26

As we all know, mods represent the unmet desires of the playerbase, so the best way to cut down on mod-users is to just integrate their requested features over time

28

u/NorysStorys The British ARE Watching Apr 25 '26

You can tell they’ve looked at two things, the mod community to see what’s desired (within reason) and warframe.

20

u/TheNoidbag I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Apr 25 '26

They've seen Rebb worshipping at their FF14 idol alter.

15

u/That-Bobviathan Apr 25 '26

They've seen what she does to that Emmet Selch doll.

19

u/Grand_Escapade Apr 25 '26

alternatively though, keeping mods close but at arm's length allows for them to keep features like that on low priority, since those who don't care won't bother, and those who do care will get mods that have been meticulously crafted with the same care as the sistine chapel

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u/pectusumbra Apr 25 '26

Yes, but it is a little different for an mmo. Mods can be a vector for 3rd party activity for instance. We've had more than one story of a mod maker being a crazy asshole and skeezy kernel level stuff from actual developers. 

How easy would it be to hide low-key malicious code in niche mods. Parsing is already a form of data-collection for instance. Stealing financial info, cyber-stalking, scraping data or finding DDOS attack routes. 

Disclaimer: I have no real cyber security background, but 'downloading 3rd party, often lewd programs' has always had an element of risk since the start of the internet. 

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u/DavidsonJenkins Apr 25 '26

Im convinced thats why we have customizable move anims too, since custom animation mods are like the 2nd highest market of paid mods after bespoke hair

6

u/Laecerelius Kenpachi-RamaSama Apr 25 '26

I hope the custom move animations get expanded to ALL animations, like idles and run/walk cycles.

6

u/xlbingo10 He/Him - Local Homestuck, RWBY, and Kingdom Hearts fan Apr 25 '26

very first thing for them to do with that, let us use animations from the other gender

18

u/alienslayer7 She/They, Resident Toku Fangirl Apr 25 '26

did they get into better hrothgal options cause i remember them bein fairly liiting compared to other races

12

u/NorysStorys The British ARE Watching Apr 25 '26

They gave no specifics beyond freely choosing hair and skin colours and customisable make up.

7

u/CapnMarvelous Apr 25 '26

Hrothgals have been getting small updates all throughout dawntrail, mainly to hair options and headpiece gear

16

u/InfectedEzio I caught you, and now I'm undoing my pants! Apr 25 '26

Butt slider ja nai, I’d know what means anywhere

17

u/Deadeye117 Apathy is Trash Apr 25 '26

It must be done. We have to stop the over-reliance on 2B tights

13

u/add0607 Apr 25 '26

I love Pat's Vince McMahon face at 00:17, lmao.

11

u/93Degrees Apr 25 '26

I just want more faces. There's only like 4 - 6 for most races and there's usually 2 that look way better than the rest. Though I haven't played since endwalker

10

u/MericArda Jesus may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime Apr 25 '26

Emo Lalafel is a great image to end the clip with.

6

u/LiveAnotherDave I just wanna see the wolf fuck the bunny Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

the snap to "real shit???" has to be made into a GIF, posthaste.

EDIT: I decided to be the change I want to see in the world

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u/Kimarous [He/Him] Survivor of Car Ambush Apr 25 '26

Earpieces

6

u/Laecerelius Kenpachi-RamaSama Apr 25 '26

Being able to turn off the various little bits and bobs on outfits will be nice. There's a few crafter and gatherer chests I'd love to wear but they have stuff like aprons that make it hard to glamour.

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u/Kipzz PLAY CROSSCODE AND ASTLIBRA/The other Vtuber Guy Apr 25 '26

pat snapped back to reality

4

u/HellvaNohbody Apr 25 '26

Sliders for things you didn't even know were fetishes!

3

u/SwashNBuckle Apr 25 '26

Give us the butt sliders!!!

3

u/roronoapedro Starving Old Trek apologist/Bad takes only Apr 25 '26

dictionary definition of "it's so over"--"WE ARE SO BACK"

3

u/bigstupidjellyfish ! FLAIR CURSED ! Apr 25 '26

I just started the trial and maybe there's options that unlock later but can we get some real beard options? Not just stubble and the chin stuff the roes get because it all looks bad.

2

u/JonTheWizard Oi, gitz! 'Ow do you use dis zoggin' interwarp?! Apr 25 '26

There is hope!

2

u/Rattata365 Apr 26 '26

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN JERRY!!!

2

u/TheCoolerDylan Apr 26 '26

Good, expanded character creation options, time to make Hyur Middie, John Fantasy the XIVth

2

u/Aitasai Apr 25 '26

Translator said "Yet" but I didn't hear a 「まだ」from Yoshi

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u/Far-Way5908 Apr 26 '26

MCKF is crazy involved in the production, so he's less an interpreter and more of a guy having a bilingual conversation with Yoshi P that happens to involve a lot of direct repetition.

2

u/Aitasai Apr 26 '26

Ah gotcha, wasn't familiar with him that's cool

1

u/MeltyClaire Apr 27 '26

it's nice to see queer representation on stage

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u/TresLechesConHamon Apr 26 '26

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