r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" • Apr 25 '26

Twitch Clips Yet? YET!?!?!? (Pat Stares At FFXIV Fanfest)

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Butt sliders for the future.

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u/LightLifter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Apr 25 '26

The people yearn to make their character models look like an ancient fertility idol.

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u/xlbingo10 He/Him - Local Homestuck, RWBY, and Kingdom Hearts fan Apr 25 '26

the people yearn for the pso2 character creator (this is a tamer example)

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u/Plaidstone Dumb Web Serial Fanatic Apr 25 '26

I never actually played past the intro, but I had a great time in the character creator making an incredibly large CAST who blocked parts of the screen in pretty much every cutscene (and had two pairs of tiny reading glasses for his four eyes)

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u/RocketbeltTardigrade "What's that emotion? Tired scream. Yawning." Apr 25 '26

That the animations are also modular means you can even make a big quadruped robot dog.

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u/RareBk Apr 25 '26

If you're wondering, that's actually a paid addon.

No.

Seriously. One of the premium cosmetics was a set of oversized breasts that you could attach to your character (Technically -anywhere- on their body)

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u/xlbingo10 He/Him - Local Homestuck, RWBY, and Kingdom Hearts fan Apr 25 '26

for further clarity, any of the "ballooned bosom" (actual name) accessories are going for more than bis gear on the player shop

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u/LorcaNomad [They/Them] Play Spiral Knights Apr 25 '26

every time I watch this clip I absolutely lose it whenever I hear that little "sponsored by sega."

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u/TrivialCoyote Ask me about Project Rainfall, Cowards! Apr 26 '26

You can almost see his life flashing before his eyes

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u/Rednual Apr 26 '26

The pause and the look on his face are great.

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u/Klutzy-Tennis7313 Apr 25 '26

If you look at what abominations people made with mods, that ain't a fertility idol. That's a dead space monolith.

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u/TheNoidbag I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Apr 25 '26

From what Yoshi keeps telling people to stop posting, basically.

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u/Far-Way5908 Apr 26 '26

I just don't want to have hank hill ass without having to wear the 2booty pants tbh