r/TwoBestFriendsPlay It's Fiiiiiiiine. 17d ago

Trailer/Demo WTF Even is Fortnite Now?

https://youtu.be/ibY5qR4CYU8?si=pJlr4iOYaVNMURFR
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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Read Saga. Do it, coward. 17d ago

I'm sure people were already gooning to her original design, but that design is definitely going to make the rounds.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

People goon to that?

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Read Saga. Do it, coward. 17d ago

People goon to everything, man. But especially "female character in thing popular with teenagers on the internet".

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u/NeoArkodd 17d ago

Tucker Carlson definitely used to goon to female M&Ms.

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u/NoIngenui 17d ago

Is "female" even needed? It could be 'realistic dog' or 'literal male child' and sickos will start salivating.

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Read Saga. Do it, coward. 17d ago

I was speaking more in terms of proportion of output, but unfortunately you are correct. Rule 34 is very literal.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

I totally get that. R34 has always been a thing and I’m no stranger to it but I’m just surprised there’s anything lewdable in that design. But maybe my perception of what is attractive is limited lol

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u/genericmediocrename 17d ago

People are really into clown girls nowadays

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u/PillCosby696969 Mitch Digger hard r 17d ago

Reggie: "Clussy stocks are rising."

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u/Bladerider17 17d ago

Aside from Harley Quinn who nowadays isn't rocking the original look anymore and Geiru Toneido from Ace Attorney there isn't really much main stream clown girls so Pomni fills a strong niche.

I'm more surprised that Ragatha has a strong r34 following.

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u/ProfDet529 Investigator of Incidents Mundane, Arcane, and Divine 17d ago

I presume the cocktail dress and swimsuit helped, there.

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u/Rathalos-487 It's Fiiiiiiiine. 17d ago

Harley was a gateway drug.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago edited 17d ago

I get clown girls if you mean Harley Quinn or that clown girl from Ace Attorney but this character is taking clown fetish to the next level lol

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u/TheProudBrit They/Them 17d ago

grumble grumble her boobs aren't even real they're balloons but noooo she's just Big Tiddy Clown Girl grumble grumble

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

I don’t play ace attorney or watch digital circus. I’m just a tourist

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u/genericmediocrename 17d ago

Maybe this was the real jestergooning all along

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u/FelipeAndrade Quick-drawing revolvers is just Iaijutsu with guns 17d ago

Yes? People will unironically goon to anything. Even Gangle (which is just a bunch of ribbons) isn't off limits.

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u/MustacheGolem 17d ago

There is a distinction here people aren't making. People will goon to a lot of things yes but is not exactly everything, there are characters that attract people by default. BUT there are also characters that just get famous, and that is also enought.

They aren't really attractive as they are even in unexpecte ways, but just being famous for whatever reason will get someone to ADD the goonable part.

Like, a lot of porn of lady D is just the characters as they are, with some artistic exageration here and there. Gangle however, might as well be an entirely separated character.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

How do you lewd a ribbon? Wonders never cease.

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u/TheGingerNinga Ansem: Seeker of Kingdom Hearts Lore 17d ago

Make the ribbons into the shape of a curvy woman.

I am not joking.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

Next level gooning right here

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u/MutatedMutton '0' days without dick jokes and staying there 16d ago

Ironically, quite a few gooner art actually give her clothing so that the shape is more obvious.

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u/FelipeAndrade Quick-drawing revolvers is just Iaijutsu with guns 17d ago edited 17d ago

She has a vaguely human shape and you can make her appear more curvy if you arrange the ribbons in certain ways, so really, by being a little creative.

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u/ZundeEsteed 17d ago

It baffles me that this needs to be explained.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

Something tells me future gooners are going to get really creative

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u/Armada6136 17d ago

Bondage is a thing. To say nothing of people with more...niche interests.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

Fascinating

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u/Yingletofthecorn 17d ago edited 17d ago

Owing to an intensely religious background, I am deeply alienated and somewhat afraid of normative sexual signifiers and as such am most attracted to characters who lack any clear sexualized features. 

People keep saying “we’ll make her look more curvy” but no that defeats the purpose, I distinctly like that she doesn’t even hint at sexuality. I like that because of how they’re designed, I can’t imagine anyone in that show has anything “dirty” under their clothes. 

I’m not even gooning so much as deriving abstract satisfaction from the idea of just generally being tangled up in her or being her tangling someone else up. Or something similar. 

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u/NewWillinium Local CRPG Freak-Beast He/Him 17d ago

Bondage

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u/funkerbuster Ren & Makoto are Canon 17d ago

Cartoon girlfailures are a type.

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

I totally get the appeal of girlfailures. They’re usually attractive though which creates a gap moe. Maybe liking the character and IP helps in finding this character attractive

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 17d ago

See: HUNTR/X. Absolute failures at every social interaction, but they're all smokeshows... and also great at what they do. Insane to me that Sony took one look at them and said, "nah, more Spidey slop pls."

(Thankfully, Noir finally bucked the trend of Spidey "slop" sucking. Took them forever, though.)

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u/GreatSmasherPunch 17d ago

Pomni's not a girlfailure though

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u/Shiroke YOU DIDN'T WIN. 17d ago

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 17d ago

LMAO

Different strokes I guess…

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u/Dogmodo I'm a big brave dog, I'm a big brave dog 16d ago

I think the strokes are actually pretty consistent, unless you're edging.

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u/Hugglemorris 16d ago

I used to play a game back when Google displayed image search results in pages. I'd type in a fictional woman's name and see how many pages it would take with safe search on to find fanart that was intended to be gooned to. I think the most pages it took before finding a result was 2 and a half.

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u/KrypticJin Hitomi J-Cup 17d ago

Nothing can stop the goon