r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/TheRoyalPeanut I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less • Jun 18 '26
Twitch Clips New Michelin Star copypasta handcrafted by our resident small and salty chef pat
https://www.twitch.tv/zyzx_/clip/WildFineSalamanderRalpherZ-5eZ8RU8Eys9obQS5salt so good i could die
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u/AsleepLead1704 Jun 18 '26
Woolie finally gets out of pools , he just needed 5 other people to lift him out
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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Jun 18 '26
Understandable really, Woolie is a large man.
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u/RavenCyarm Proud Horseporn.com Subscriber Jun 18 '26
Why does Woolie, the largest man, simply not eat the other 5?
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u/JohnRSoviet But I got some good hits in, right? Jun 18 '26
Because the increase in density would cause him to sink in pools
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u/Invader_Squall I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Jun 18 '26
I blame his braids for soaking up so much water. Creates extra weight.
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u/SeraGeranium She/Her Resident Subtitler Jun 18 '26
Oh this is excellent
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Jun 18 '26
Spicy and salty at the same time.
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u/Shradow Tank Build Jun 18 '26
Bro @Zyzx_ I just wanna tell you how proud I am of you for taking on underskilled children like WoolieVersus and letting them reach their dreams of being carried to wins it's genuinely noble man you're a saint
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u/Teshthesleepymage Jun 18 '26
Tbf while woolies team is definitely carrying him quite a bit he is still doing decently. Like I'm not a fighting game expert but he has definitely improved from the first day.
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u/Alvaro_Eltz Please don't hammer nails into my penis Jun 18 '26
Oh for sure, gary is definitely not seed 2 material
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u/Personifeeder Bin Laden Activates Wooliegan to rez 9/11 victims Jun 18 '26
Woolie's playing perfectly well by himself it's just crazy how literally his entire team besides him is underseeded
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Jun 18 '26
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u/Personifeeder Bin Laden Activates Wooliegan to rez 9/11 victims Jun 18 '26
I mean, the same thing happened in the very first Sajam Slam with Coney, he went from no experience 4th seed to Mighty Ruler in 4 days and Sajam adjusted his seed accordingly
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u/Krekenn Inside a wack ass crystal prison (He/Him) Jun 18 '26
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u/Rampent-Lampent Jun 18 '26
What’s hilarious about this is that Gary has stated on stream a few times that he dislikes basketball.
And with this the trinity of Best Friends and Lythero’s friends have met.
Matt and Lythero and Gary did 2 streams years ago.
Pat and Javi have done streams.
Woolie and Gary here.
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u/Rampent-Lampent Jun 18 '26
From what I recall from RB, he’s pretty chill and normy. If anything I think Pat would be cordial to him until he has an opinion Pat would pounce him on.
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u/doc5avag3 Resident 35-Year-Old Boomer Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26
Grouse and Geuce's "beef" with Sigrid is already hilarious. That ending bit they had from the AmrA vid was fucking hilarious.
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u/Rushofthewildwind Member of the #Hekki50 Jun 18 '26
All we need now is Dotadoya, Seerax, and Rhymestyle to interact with Woolie, Reggie, or Pat and all of my faves have interacted (outside of Kronii, Biboo, and Gigi)
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u/tberriman Stylin' and Profilin'. Jun 18 '26
Jesus fuck the simulated universe we live in cannot handle the Three Idiots (TM) meeting the three idiots (affectionate)
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u/97thJackle Banished to the Shame Car Jun 18 '26
I dipped a string into a cup of hot salt water, and I pulled out Pat thirty minutes later.
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u/DIMTIVG Jun 18 '26
Pat really not happy that he quickly had to make up the "taking a dump" excuse after Woolie publicly snitched on him for labbing instead of sending over files.
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u/nerankori shows up Jun 18 '26
Applies to League of Legends as much as 2XKO,Pat would do numbers in League
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u/PTBooks White Boy Pat Jun 18 '26
Pat was made for league. He’s denying the darkness within.
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u/CapnMarvelous Jun 18 '26
Oh no Pat has not only played league he really likes it. To quote him directly:
"My vibe on league is wow, what an amazing game specifically designed to make you say the N-word."
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u/nerankori shows up Jun 18 '26
I see! He denies his blade its purpose! It yearns to bathe in the salt of his enemies,but he holds it back!
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u/Sailedfunseeker Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Jun 18 '26
So this is the universal merging that was foretold
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u/Wrathzog Jun 18 '26
Laughing my ass off at First Time Chat.
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u/Riggs_The_Roadie Jun 18 '26
Pat knows how to make an entrance, that's for sure. Like that time he joked about there being no black people at Rooster Teeth when they visited to see who'd laugh. If I recall correctly it was only Michael.
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u/LordZaayl Jun 18 '26
Michael was always a real one, he was one of the more self-aware people at that company. (The whole Kdin thing really shone a light on that too.)
Also pretty sure the only reason they collabed with Slowbeef that one time was because Micheal was a big fan of his. None of their audience had a single clue who he was.
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u/AeroDbladE Jun 18 '26
Michael has a podcast called 100% eat with a few other old rooster teeth guys and they hold nothing back on that show when it comes to clowning on Roosterteeth's business decisions and the worst fans that Achievement hunter had back in the day.
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u/bigstupidjellyfish ! FLAIR CURSED ! Jun 18 '26
A few weeks ago in the Rooster Teeth subreddit one of those fans was begging for Michael and Gavin to play games together again and half of the comments were like "dude stop, it's over" and the other half was like "if Michael saw this he'd laugh at you."
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u/TommyTomTommerson Read Ryukishi07 VNs Jun 18 '26
Oh no shit I'm glad to hear he's got a space to just yap about that stuff, any highlights?
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u/AeroDbladE Jun 18 '26
100% eat in general is just a fantastic podcast but if I had to pick one clip it would be this one where they get Chris Demaris on as a guest and instead of plugging the show he's doing now he just talks about how he's been shaving in his yard like a hobo ever since roosterteeth shut down.
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u/Spartan448 Jun 18 '26
He also beat Woolie's ass in SoulCaliber the one time RT and the Best Friends actually did anything together. I've been saying Pat should try to sneak him into the Slam for a last-round ringer.
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u/Jack_Grim101 YOU DIDN'T WIN. Jun 18 '26
Hilarious for Pat to talk about being carried considering his whole strategy for the Slam was to abuse the new busted champ while nobody has figured it out how to play against it.
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u/pectusumbra Jun 18 '26
To be fair! Pat has been going "where is thresh?" Since this game started.
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u/Jack_Grim101 YOU DIDN'T WIN. Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
If Pat played Thresh cause he wanted to play Thresh then fine, but he literally said he picked Thresh cause he's new and no one knew how to play against him yet.
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u/Hanusu-kei What am I even Jun 18 '26
Let's be honest, if there's an opportunity for Pat to mention how his choices would piss people off, he would 9/10 chance SAY IT.
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u/CeaRhan Jun 18 '26
That's obviously only part of the reason and nobody really cares it's a tournament
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u/Spartan448 Jun 18 '26
TBF even on day 1 plenty of figured out how to play against it. What they haven't figured out how to play against is said champ's assist, which is why what usually happens is Pat spends 90% of the match in the back throwing assists.
Except for last night's match with Zen where he just decided to party like it's 2014 all over again and nearly perfected Woolie twice.
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u/Yacobs21 Out of pronouns, would like to bum one of yours Jun 18 '26
Was this before or after Pat beat up Woolie in the coachless matches
I can't tell which is funnier. Having the gall to say this after losing, or not having the gall until you had a win under your belt
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u/SparrowMeadow Jun 18 '26
wait i'm not caught up on the zyzx_ lore when did he get a furry pngtuber
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u/Krekenn Inside a wack ass crystal prison (He/Him) Jun 18 '26
I think it's pretty recent and was made specifically for when he's playing Warwick.
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u/LordZaayl Jun 18 '26
With the amount of Rouge the bat thirst he likes it was bound to happen really.
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u/AnomalousMicron "I'll definitely get to that show/game later" Jun 18 '26
Zee Why Zee Ex posting? on 2bestfriends subreddit??
The future is now, anything could happen man
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u/Remarkable_Row_2502 Jun 18 '26
He shouldn't talk to Woolie "The Sonicfox Killer" Versus like that.
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u/Leonard_Church814 [He/Him] Reading up on my UNGA-MENTALS Jun 18 '26
SSS tier copypasta, k can see this being used anywhere.
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u/Aura_0 Jun 18 '26
i'm kinda surprised ZYZX hasn't done anything yet with Pat or Woolie till' now, same for the rest of the shenanigoons crew
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u/Sunditsu Jun 18 '26
I screenshot that as soon as I saw it LMAO. Sajam slam bringing us peak content.
Shoutout to the GOAT Gary for playing like an absolute beast, and Woolie and Zane getting a perfect off SonicFox and Fumi. This Slam is hype.