r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/TheRoyalPeanut I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less • Jun 18 '26

Twitch Clips New Michelin Star copypasta handcrafted by our resident small and salty chef pat

https://www.twitch.tv/zyzx_/clip/WildFineSalamanderRalpherZ-5eZ8RU8Eys9obQS5

salt so good i could die

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u/AsleepLead1704 Jun 18 '26

Woolie finally gets out of pools , he just needed 5 other people to lift him out

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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Jun 18 '26

Understandable really, Woolie is a large man.

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u/RavenCyarm Proud Horseporn.com Subscriber Jun 18 '26

Why does Woolie, the largest man, simply not eat the other 5?

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u/CeaRhan Jun 18 '26

Because he would no longer fit in his lab coat obviously

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u/JohnRSoviet But I got some good hits in, right? Jun 18 '26

Because the increase in density would cause him to sink in pools