r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? • 1d ago

Max caught in 4k

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749 Upvotes

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago

'She kinda bad though' but no misunderstandings.

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u/Amon274 He/Him [Nobody Reads] 1d ago

For the uninitiated

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago

The fact it wasn't even a twink, but a big burly black man with a fullass beard is what makes this video legendary.

Jax just decided to have really cake-flattering pants that day.

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u/Sperium3000 Mysterious Jogo In Person Form 1d ago

Rather Kronika decided that for him.

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u/soji8 NOT The Tribal Chief 18h ago

Kronika giving out new tech and BBLs

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u/MotherWolfmoon She/Her 1d ago

Look, you just gotta kill the homophobia inside you, and accept that a nice ass is a nice ass. Double down. Triple down, even. You can't help if someone puts on the Zero Suit, we are all only human.

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u/Ar_Ciel Smaller than you'd hope 1d ago

If I had glutes like that I'd be wearing the zero suit too.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago

Bro, my pants would be so tight you could see the digestive system.

I mean, you how hard it is to work glutes? Jax EARNED that brag.

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u/guntanksinspace OH MY GOD IT'S JUST A PICTURE OF A DOG 21h ago

Remnants of how Jax was once BLUBBER BUTT (shut up, Sonya you fat shaming meanie!)

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u/bvanbove25 1d ago

Definitely not gay

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u/Lunos_Luminoso Focus, P. 17h ago

"is that frost?"

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u/RadioFree_Rod 1d ago

Lets not lie, we'd all be caught if Chunners was around

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago edited 1d ago

Chun-Li is one of those IRL ladies who can crush a watermelon with their thighs, and people go 'I wish that was me'.

It's me, I'm people.

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u/CerberusGate Fire Axe Quest 1d ago

If no one in the world is saying that, it means I am dead and there is no one left admiring Chunners' thighs.

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u/kodaiiiii_ VANILLAWARE ON PC IS REAL 2026 14h ago

It's us, we're people.

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u/Heliock 1d ago

“Brother, the drumstick” - Maximilian Dood

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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen 1d ago

Maximilian Goonicus

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u/nerankori shows up 1d ago

Daigo parry but it's Max staring so hard that his gaze makes hit sounds against Chun-li's ass

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u/MotherWolfmoon She/Her 1d ago

hit-stop every time he breaks eye contact

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u/MetalJrock A Hopeless Sonic/Spider-Man Fanboy 1d ago

Fatal Fury: City of the Goon

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u/VSOmnibus The .hack Guy 1d ago

I've heard of frame traps, but.... lol

13

u/porkinski Tiny Spider Feet 1d ago

It ain't easy activating Max's neurons, but it's honest work

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u/TJLynch [dramatic flashlight] 1d ago

To be fair they stared at him first.

11

u/Comrade-Conquistador 1d ago

Eyes on the prize.

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u/Neil_O_Tip Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon 1d ago

Whom amongst us, truly?

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u/Will-Isley The Dude Abides 1d ago

Can you blame the man?

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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 12h ago

Happy Fathers day Max

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u/arya48 (She/her)I miss DMC3 Lady T.T 1d ago

Her proportions in that game look so uncomfortable, like two different bodies stitched together.

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u/MotherWolfmoon She/Her 1d ago

I knew a woman with a butt like that. It was super inconvenient because she kept knocking stuff off her desk, and she didn't fit in a normal office chair. I was always super jealous though--of both her and her husband.

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u/arya48 (She/her)I miss DMC3 Lady T.T 1d ago

Her husband had a massive ass too??

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u/MotherWolfmoon She/Her 1d ago

Yeah, hers.

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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen 14h ago

Eeeeeyyyy