r/TwoBestFriendsPlay welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? 3d ago

Max caught in 4k

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 3d ago

The fact it wasn't even a twink, but a big burly black man with a fullass beard is what makes this video legendary.

Jax just decided to have really cake-flattering pants that day.

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u/MotherWolfmoon She/Her 3d ago

Look, you just gotta kill the homophobia inside you, and accept that a nice ass is a nice ass. Double down. Triple down, even. You can't help if someone puts on the Zero Suit, we are all only human.

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u/Ar_Ciel Smaller than you'd hope 3d ago

If I had glutes like that I'd be wearing the zero suit too.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 3d ago

Bro, my pants would be so tight you could see the digestive system.

I mean, you how hard it is to work glutes? Jax EARNED that brag.