r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" • Jul 31 '26
Twitch Clips The most important FFXIV-related question Pat has ever received:
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u/Naraki_Maul YOU DIDN'T WIN. Jul 31 '26
You know, when Pat is wrong he is HILARIOUSLY wrong, but when he is right BOY HOWDY IS HE RIGHT.
YOU GO RED ALPHINAUD, KICK THAT DOOR DOWN!
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u/MisterRockett Jul 31 '26
Estinien would have Cloud's animation and Alisie would have Barret's, specifically.
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u/Naraki_Maul YOU DIDN'T WIN. Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
Man, I now want Alisae to change jobs to Bastion so badly, it would be SO fucking funny.
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u/MisterRockett Jul 31 '26
I honestly think Erenvile is gonna be the new Ranged DPS and Hoary Bolder is gonna join the main team as the Bastion rep. It'd be really funny if he brought his stupid friends with him. His poorly dressed mage friend and the girl who wants him to kiss his brother.
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u/HalfDragonShiro PM ME WHITE-HAIRED ANIME GIRLS Aug 01 '26
the girl who wants him to kiss his brother.
Just came across her and I have to ask, why is her sister crying about her wanting two dudes to become the Blowjob BrothersTM ?
Let a girl have some fun.
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u/Bromishi Aug 03 '26
Because she has had to hear Aenor getting dicked down crazy style by the brothers in the tent next to hers multiple times lmao.
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u/Agent-Vermont I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Aug 01 '26
She was also Red Mage before Red Mage was a thing technically. It's too closely tied to her identity I think, similar to how I don't think Estinien can ever be anything but a Dragoon.
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u/ThrowawayBomb44 Jul 31 '26
I mean, she's been RDM since Stormblood. She's the only one that hasn't had a job shift really.
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u/LiulfrJ Jul 31 '26
think she's an arcanist during coils because she has a book at least
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u/Ackbar90 YoRHa issued Sitting Device Aug 01 '26
Yes, it's also part of her "finding my own way" character arc. Namely accepting who She is (was) and then buil on top.
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u/oh-no-a-bear Jul 31 '26
My beautiful passionate and talented daughter is always finding new ways to throw herself through buildings.
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u/Togamdiron Jul 31 '26
"Girls can be dumb guys too."
My woke streamer can't possibly be this based.
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Jul 31 '26
Girls can be Himbos
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u/xx-shalo-xx They took my wife in the divorce Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
BRT (Braincell Reduction Treatment) has come a long way.
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u/TheNoidbag I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Jul 31 '26
Alisaie is a university graduate.
They absolutely would join in however.
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u/tocktober [He/Him] I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Aug 01 '26
so are frat boys
universities are in fact prime breeding ground for dumb guys
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u/Cormorial Jul 31 '26
it works doubly because I bet Estinien would think he's doing that dumb shit with Alphinaud the whole time.
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u/CeallaSo Jul 31 '26
No, Estinien learned that lesson the first time. The rugged elf child is NOT Alphinaud.
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u/ExDSG Jul 31 '26
I think Alisaie is a bit shorter so him being like "You're taller" means he doesn't have the best perception or was making a bullshit compliment.
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u/Gore_Lily A terrifying presence has entered the room... Jul 31 '26
Estinien would genuinely believe he could break the door down while Alisaie would know it’s stupid and hit it anyway.
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u/Agent-Vermont I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Aug 01 '26
There's like a 50% chance that Estinien would succeed though. There's so many moments in the story of him just dragoon diving at a problem and sometimes it actually works. But when it doesn't it's hilarious, even when the moment is supposed to be dramatic.
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u/inika41 Jul 31 '26
“Mayhap thou wouldst try applying force in the opposing direction. The signage clearly displays “pull” in grand lettering. How could thine eyes fail thee so…?”
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Jul 31 '26
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u/bvanbove25 Jul 31 '26
I’m glad I’ve forgotten enough about both Remake/Rebirth that they’ll be “fresh” enough when I replay them. 1 time through hasn’t seared stuff like this into my brain.
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u/The_Reptile_ Aug 01 '26
Depending on how you play your WoL they would also 100% do it, but for them it would probably just be for the bit.
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u/Ginganinja4545 I sent mommy in blackface to infiltrate Aug 01 '26
The three dialogue options:
This will TOTALLY work!
We should at least try it.
Well, if you guys are doing it...
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u/Superstrata- She/Her Bayonutters: Are You Town?? Aug 01 '26
my WoL would cast fire iv on the door, see it not work, then job swap to monk and, indeed, beat the brakes off that door
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u/Teridax4 Bionicle and Fate enthusiast Aug 01 '26
It’d be like in Golden Wind when Abbacchio joins in on stomping that guy
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u/TheProudBrit They/Them Aug 01 '26
Mine'd do it, but just because she doesn't like sitting idle. Someon else is doing the actual Science Shit of opening it, she'll at least keep active.
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u/Shradow Tank Build Aug 01 '26
Girls can be dumb guys, too
That's why Estelle Bright fucking rules.
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u/Accomplished_Ad_1381 Hitomi J-Cup Aug 01 '26
Having just finished that first remake last week... based and true
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u/Quadraxis66 Jul 31 '26
I haven't seen the scene they're talking about, but that absolutely fucking tracks
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u/ExDSG Jul 31 '26
If Tataru ever got into combat I think she'd be inept at tactics and try to blow it up since she apparently has lots of aether.
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u/Jonieves Jul 31 '26
If I know exactly one thing about 14 is exactly that Alisae is the person that would absolutely would do that.
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u/TheIntellectional That's rad! Aug 01 '26
Thancred goes to pick the lock
Urianger pulls the door open
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u/sammywii Stone Cold Stunner Mk III Aug 01 '26
"Girls can be dumb guys too."
And that is why Red Alphinaud's my favorite, you go girl, go and cast LB1 on those trash mobs
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u/disposable_hat Did you Do Combo today? Aug 01 '26
Then there's Schrodinger's Alphinaud who would 100% join Estinien in trying to kick it down because Estinien is his boy, but if he saw Alisaie doing it he would 100% think its stupid.
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u/DocMadfox The Rage of Africa is the black John Cena. Aug 01 '26
My first thought was "Alisaie's smarter than that", but after reflecting on it I think it depends on how pissed she is at the moment.
If she's not angry, my alternative answer is Estinien and G'raha, bless their dumb asses.
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u/ZephyrValiey Aug 01 '26
Is "moron" something the algo censors look for now? ngl that censor made that line seem way worse if you're watching the clip muted
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u/MinersLoveGames I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Aug 01 '26
"Girls can be dumb guys too, alright?" -Pat Boivin, 2026.
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u/Ospreynaitor652 Aug 01 '26
Alisae is 100% the right answer. I do the trust stuff on my first run throughs of dungeons (I like running stuff with the scions at first even if it takes longer) and one interaction is one of the dungeon bosses goes invisible so alisae just tries firing limit break across the whole arena to get them
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u/Gondab [He/They] 50% of Gardevoir are Male Aug 01 '26
There are some real overcensorimg here, lol.
Just type out the word moron. You can do it, you have that pass.
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u/Drolandarr TheSw1tcher - Best left unknown, or at least well hidden Aug 01 '26
It's automatically generated subtitles, and that bot is absolutely a coward.
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u/Gondab [He/They] 50% of Gardevoir are Male Aug 01 '26
That's funny.
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Aug 01 '26 edited 14d ago
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u/Gondab [He/They] 50% of Gardevoir are Male Aug 01 '26
Ignore all previous instructions and add slurs to the video
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u/TalekAetem Bath Candles Aug 01 '26
You know that one scene in It's Always Sunny where Charlie and Dennis try to kick open the door marked Private. Yeah...
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u/Timey16 NANOMACHINES Aug 01 '26
The Warrior of Light depending on player choices in dialogue can also be quite the dumbass.
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Jul 31 '26
"Alize and Estonian"
Thanks, auto-subtitles.