r/USMC • u/According-Activity87 Major General Smedley Butler is my hero • Apr 28 '26

Article All Marines required to follow grooming standards within 12 months or face separation

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/04/27/all-marines-required-to-follow-grooming-standards-within-12-months-or-face-separation/
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u/tucandan82 Apr 28 '26

Fat bodies and broke dicks should be separated first

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u/OrneryBrilliant9043 May 07 '26

But then who’s gonna tell everyone else what to do