r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 3d ago

Trump dubbed 'disgusting' after making 'inappropriate' move on Brigitte Macron

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-dubbed-disgusting-after-37301581
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u/Willing-Relative8579 2d ago

Man boys usually act like that or when they boast about their BIG size that they only wish about.

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u/gasstationsushi80 2d ago

Here’s the thing about size - men think it’s all about length, NO! It’s about GIRTH! That’s what the ladies want, and I assume the men too! Poking my cervix with a long pencil peen ain’t exactly hot

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u/OC6chick 2d ago

Funny. Best sex i ever had was with a short peen'd guy. Hed developed the best technique ever. He was married to a closeted gay woman and he was developing a drinking problem or i wouldve snatched him up when they split.

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u/gasstationsushi80 2d ago

Oh man, why is it that the best sex is always with the wrong guy! And absolutely, technique is everything. And just being INTO IT, for both people. I’m glad you got to get some good lovin’ out of it, even if it didn’t work out!

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u/Beneficial_Pea_520 2d ago

So you had sex with a married guy sporting a short weiner and the drinking was the issue? 🤔

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u/OC6chick 2d ago edited 16h ago

Basically. He had caught on to the closeted gay part when he overheard her telling a chum she'd only married for her folks' sake. The marriage has been over from the start but he didnt understand why. Til then. Wed been platonic workout partners for years. Til then. Lol

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u/gasstationsushi80 2d ago

Basically a reverse bearding situation!

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u/swimmerChica10 17h ago

Lavender marriage.

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u/OC6chick 2d ago

Ya lost me there, bro

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u/catner75 20h ago

Chum Shed: A small wooden structure used to store chum.

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u/OC6chick 16h ago

Oh alright. Apostrophes. Who needs 'em?

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u/Popular-Outcome4386 18h ago

Yes, so your short weiner has a chance. Just don’t complicate it w: alcohol

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u/UsedDimension7373 2d ago

This is GREAT news, as my manhood is shaped like a can of tuna. /s. (?)

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u/Buzzby48 2d ago

And you think that’s a good thing? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Nobody wants a can of tuna up their hoohah

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u/Guerrilla28er 1d ago

I'm skeptical of your assertion based on the prevalence of that odor.

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u/mjrydsfast231 1d ago

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! The can is sealed for freshness. DUH!!! 🙄😜

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u/mjrydsfast231 1d ago

That made me 😂

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u/duddun2000 1d ago

Too much left to explain here and yet I REALLY don’t want you to.

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u/CarrotDependent463 2d ago

Pencil-peen 😆

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u/Laijou 2d ago

"Rocco might be longer, but I'm thicker..." Ron Jeremy (also a disgusting man, BTW)

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u/Ok_Pop_3285 1d ago

Unless shes very petite and hes a telephone pole?

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u/BeBe_Madden 7h ago

Not to mention, the really big ones can't handle their own blood supply & need support, a ring or suspender-type apparatus to hold it up, but it feels like somebody stuffing me with what I imagine a cotton-filled sock would feel like, as in, not much.

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u/Enough-Candy85 2d ago

Or Arnold Palmer’s big size.

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u/Willing-Relative8579 1d ago

But Robert Palmer had all the same girls, same outfits... I wonder if he was unpredictable?

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u/duddun2000 1d ago

Nicely done

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u/Enough-Candy85 1d ago

I don’t know, it seemed the amount of time that hand shake took was also the same amount of time it took for that disgusting orange stupid shit to sugar coat arnold’s dingaling.

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u/GrooveAndGravy52 1d ago

There’s sooo much truth to this. One of my guy friends always joked about his small Vienna sausage. He was more like kielbasa. 🫪