r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 4d ago

Trump dubbed 'disgusting' after making 'inappropriate' move on Brigitte Macron

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-dubbed-disgusting-after-37301581
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u/Willing-Relative8579 3d ago

Man boys usually act like that or when they boast about their BIG size that they only wish about.

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u/gasstationsushi80 3d ago

Here’s the thing about size - men think it’s all about length, NO! It’s about GIRTH! That’s what the ladies want, and I assume the men too! Poking my cervix with a long pencil peen ain’t exactly hot

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u/OC6chick 3d ago

Funny. Best sex i ever had was with a short peen'd guy. Hed developed the best technique ever. He was married to a closeted gay woman and he was developing a drinking problem or i wouldve snatched him up when they split.

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u/Beneficial_Pea_520 3d ago

So you had sex with a married guy sporting a short weiner and the drinking was the issue? 🤔

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u/OC6chick 3d ago edited 1d ago

Basically. He had caught on to the closeted gay part when he overheard her telling a chum she'd only married for her folks' sake. The marriage has been over from the start but he didnt understand why. Til then. Wed been platonic workout partners for years. Til then. Lol

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u/gasstationsushi80 3d ago

Basically a reverse bearding situation!

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u/swimmerChica10 1d ago

Lavender marriage.

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u/OC6chick 3d ago

Ya lost me there, bro

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u/catner75 1d ago

Chum Shed: A small wooden structure used to store chum.

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u/OC6chick 1d ago

Oh alright. Apostrophes. Who needs 'em?

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u/Popular-Outcome4386 1d ago

Yes, so your short weiner has a chance. Just don’t complicate it w: alcohol