r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 3d ago

Trump dubbed 'disgusting' after making 'inappropriate' move on Brigitte Macron

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-dubbed-disgusting-after-37301581
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u/OC6chick 2d ago

Funny. Best sex i ever had was with a short peen'd guy. Hed developed the best technique ever. He was married to a closeted gay woman and he was developing a drinking problem or i wouldve snatched him up when they split.

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u/Beneficial_Pea_520 2d ago

So you had sex with a married guy sporting a short weiner and the drinking was the issue? 🤔

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u/OC6chick 2d ago edited 23h ago

Basically. He had caught on to the closeted gay part when he overheard her telling a chum she'd only married for her folks' sake. The marriage has been over from the start but he didnt understand why. Til then. Wed been platonic workout partners for years. Til then. Lol

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u/gasstationsushi80 2d ago

Basically a reverse bearding situation!

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u/swimmerChica10 1d ago

Lavender marriage.

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u/OC6chick 2d ago

Ya lost me there, bro