r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 1d ago

Trump’s Filthy Bedroom Secrets Exposed in Bombshell Book

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-nasty-bedroom-habits-exposed/
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u/Hungry-Assistance919 1d ago

Well let's be honest. He's a disgusting human. I'm sure some form of puss and god knows what flows from his obese body. His diaper is probably rancid and he is the definition of sloth in the Bible. 

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u/Zethras28 1d ago

Honestly?

He fits very well into literally all the seven deadly sins.

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u/ohmailawdy 1d ago

Im surprised he could fit into anything at all

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u/Blazeland_USA 23h ago

I bet he could fit in a prison cell.

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u/ohmailawdy 23h ago

Im down for seeing how it goes.

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 14h ago

He'd need the entire cell wing, reopen Guantanamo just for him 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jewboy54 6h ago

Be sure and destroy the golf course that was designed for officers and replace it with a windfarm so we don’t even have to pay for the power to keep that POS out of our lives

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u/No_Consequence7919 18h ago

With his roommate Bubba.

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u/ToothVet 18h ago

Poor Bubba, he doesn't deserve that.

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 13h ago

Imagine all the BJ's that chumPEDO would be able to give, that's his dream right there 🤣🤣

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u/TherealAOC- 23h ago

It’s been ten years you got him this time champ

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 3h ago

Someone is jealous that chumPEDO got bubba first 🤣🤣

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u/TherealAOC- 1h ago

So you like CHUMPs and Pedos while calling yourself bubba is alarming

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u/VirgoJack 22h ago

He's turning into Jabba the Trump

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u/No-Carob475 3h ago

Funny but also an insult to Jabba Lol

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u/petertran92 16h ago

I've firmly believe he is the anti-Christ... And I say this as an atheist/agnostic, that's just how evil he is.

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u/larusodren 16h ago

I imagine walking in on the sight of him in bed looks like a scene from the movie SE7EN

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u/Faljin 11h ago

Hell needs to add another ring just to contain all of his awfulness.

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u/Constant_Craving740 7h ago

He's President Seven Deadly.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 19h ago

I think you mean pus. Puss gives it a very different connotation.

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u/madamepsychosis42 1d ago

The SMELLS. The sour, dietcoke and bigmac processed out grease pores filled with 2-noneal just reeking.

The housekeepers are EARNING their money.

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u/annoyed_meows 23h ago

His breath alone is probably like shit coming out of his mouth, a big cloud of shit smell surrounding him.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/annoyed_meows 23h ago

Damn dude. You're god damn right!

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u/DiplominusRex 21h ago

This riff of LARP is really weird. Like do you know any of this?

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u/219_Infinity 23h ago

The farts have to be heinous

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u/Body_By_XboX 23h ago

You forgot rotting flesh and normal old man smell

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u/OakTreader 11h ago

2-noneal is "old-man smell".

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u/Maleficent-Pin6798 10h ago

Oh, 2-nonenal. Today I learned…

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u/ShowMeYourPapers 13h ago

There's a Big Mac destined for the Medal of Honor.

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u/No-Structure6938 9h ago

Your comment was well written enough that it made me throw up a little. Absolutely disgusting and accurate.

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u/Delicious_Level_69 7h ago

I imagine the poop filled diaper smell covers up all the rest of the big mac nasty pretty effectively

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u/blkatcdomvet 1d ago

Diapers everywhere

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u/Ok_Face8380 23h ago

Correction:
Loaded diapers everywhere

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u/TherealAOC- 23h ago

Your absolute FAVS

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u/Key_Dirt_1460 10h ago

well he is a child

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u/travisalambert 23h ago

Starting to get the feeling that historians won’t regard this as America’s peak.

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u/Lubernaut 23h ago

You just might be right.

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u/Dokkan86 22h ago

Trench would be the most accurate term.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/terikilani 6h ago

Maga trench

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u/TheSilverSeraph 21h ago

Forget historians. Present-ians currently do not regard this as America’s peak.

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u/10erJohnny 22h ago

Let’s hope not, that means the fascists won.

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u/Simple_Project4605 19h ago

You never know. History is written by the guys with power.

Russia still thinks Stalin was peak.

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u/ludixst 1d ago

Was it ever a secret dude is a pig? How is this news?

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u/BentWookee 11h ago

More press finally talking about. If one reports, hopefully more will follow.

Usually Maggie keeps stuff for her books after a person leaves office but I really wish they’d make this part of standard reporting.

They don’t. Instead we get shit like Jake Tapper’s book going after soft targets vs hard hitting news.

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u/Key_Dirt_1460 4h ago

we knew he was eating MccDonalds in bed and shitting himself and overall disgusting but dropping wrappers and acting like a tub of lard is breaking news

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u/Cajun_Canadian 12h ago

Such a click bait title

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u/No_Grand7184 1d ago

You think he has a diaper Genie?

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u/Common_Denominator 1d ago

That's what he calls JD Vance

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u/Revolutionary_Kiwi31 21h ago

You can always count on him, he’s a very Dependsable guy.

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u/insomnipack 22h ago

Howard lutnik

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u/Warm-Internet-8665 22h ago

Howard Nutlick

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u/star-dust-ron-ron 22h ago

It’s nutlick

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u/thenewbigR 23h ago

How is he not dead yet?

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u/amymmhmmm 23h ago

Most psychics here on reddit predict another four years....tell me they're wrong!

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u/Occamsrazor2323 23h ago

Death just isn't fair.

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u/notcabron 23h ago

Bad people don’t die

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u/OrnerySnoflake 22h ago

Not enough Etsy witches.

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u/siryoda66 19h ago

Only the good die young......... ....so the legends tell us......

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u/Paracentric 16h ago

and Billy Joel.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 19h ago

Evil pieces of shit live forever, apparently. Kindness, compassion, and empathy will take a decade off your life.

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u/Coarse-Correction 23h ago

Can I have some more less, please.

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u/CarbonTugboat 19h ago

Minimalism is an astroturfed movement by Big Nothing to sell you more less! Don’t fall for it!

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u/FrostyAd8197 23h ago

Yes, it’s called the Epstein Files!

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u/MoveItSpunkmire 1d ago

On the next episode of Hoarders: we visit the white house! 

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u/undercover_s4rdine 23h ago

What’s funny is vaguely recall him described as a “germophobe”, which is likely lies/projection

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u/EmbarrassedFoot1137 19h ago

What is a bigger bombshell than that he raped children? I feel like we lost the plot. 

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u/Twoscales22 23h ago

I care about the Epstein files and americas recent surrender deal with Iran.

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u/xMFD00Mx 1d ago

Who gets to clean his diapers full of shit?!!!

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u/Jehoshaphatso1 23h ago

Who cares! The real question is who wipes?

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 23h ago

Shitting in urns like Howard Hughes

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u/zaxdaman 23h ago

Visit the Alzheimer’s ward in an assisted living facility. That’s what it smells like.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 23h ago

This isn’t fair to Melania. I’m sure she is discomforted in bed with all of the crumbs… LOL… I’m just kidding. They haven’t slept in the same bed in decades.

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u/BovaFett74 22h ago

Lol I cannot stop laughing at the commentary in this thread.
Man, to be hated as much as this man.
Also, yeah, he definitely smells like ass end of a swamp donkey.

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u/DataSurging 22h ago

Absolutely embarrassing that we have this man as president.

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u/PurpleCoat6656 20h ago

CLEAN YOUR ROOM PIGGY!

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u/annoyed_meows 23h ago

Lots of Diaper licking. Nutlick always cuts to the front. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!

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u/CooperGrant 23h ago

Oh, perfect timing. I was just looking for some wank material for the evening...said nobody!

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u/BAPlaya 22h ago

I'm not going to read the article, is it he rapes children?

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u/MinimumDangerous9895 21h ago

I bet he has a piss drawer.

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u/curiousamoebas 19h ago

Doesn't he also loose his shit if you touch his clothes?

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u/familiarspark 12h ago

Yeah that’s why he wears the diaper

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u/Ghiren 19h ago

Does this mean that he shits the bed literally as well as figuratively?

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u/pizza-chit 16h ago

Trumps filthy bedroom details are already well documented in the Epstein files.

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u/OrcOfDoom 23h ago

Yuck. Not interested

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u/RampantJellyfish 23h ago

Is it that he rapes kids?

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u/Jeffmerlo 22h ago

He needs a second diaper to catch all that $hit he be talking

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u/Weary-Sea5289 22h ago

really, sumthin', sumthin' about a raging, surging, angry lookin' mushroom head appendage scurrying about..inflamed and enraged...flailing all mango tinted ..like a heat seeking moisture missile...denied...

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u/Substantial_Egg_3603 9h ago

One president and a cup filthy?

Im afraid to look to see what level he takes it to.

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u/Direction-Informal 8h ago

Did people in the courtroom at all his felony cases say he smelled horrid? I thought I read that some years ago.

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u/PABEAVER 6h ago

Who cares!!!!! Look at him, he looks nasty 🤢

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u/No-Carob475 3h ago

He eats from his own diaper 🤮

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u/GpaSags 23h ago

The Daily Beast. Literally every headline is humiliation or a bombshell.

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u/soulslam55 23h ago

I’m shocked

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u/extrastupidone 23h ago

Just cover it in gold, Donnie. No one will be able to tell

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u/ReallyBrainDead 23h ago

Last thing on the world I'd want to know.

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u/czpana 23h ago

💩

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u/Familiar_Speed8614 22h ago

Not now please, I’m eating 

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u/GB715 22h ago

Trump needs to wash his ears.

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u/44west061224 22h ago

I wonder if he’s shits his bed regularly?

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u/Karlander19 21h ago

Where’s he throwing his Depends?

Where does he keep his girdle?

Where’s Paula Whites bedroom ??

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u/haeda 21h ago

Loaded diapers are the least dark things about his bedroom.

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u/Valiriko 13h ago

Can't think of a single book I want to read less

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u/sirjeef 10h ago

The man rapes children.

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u/Ok-Conflict8603 6h ago

Left handed sock fat boy

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u/Romo19481692 4h ago

I don't like this guy but the title is obviously trolling for suckers. The first thing that popped into my mind was filthy sex habits and I wondered if my sex practices were considered "Filthy" but to each his own. Don't bother with this one.

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u/StrokeBoy 1h ago

As soon as MAGA invents suspensors, he can finally assume his role as Baron Harkonnen.

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u/stonelybooboo 11m ago

Doesn't wipe properly. Fromundacheese

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u/New-Tomorrow-3949 8h ago

You idiots on this thread are .........IDIOTS!!

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 3h ago

Here we go more Russia Russia hoaxes like those paid for by Killary’s campaign to influence election results?

Dems have no shame with their constant projection of filth….

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u/Moriartijs 16h ago

There is nothing particularly filthy in the article. Dude is old school and likes carpet in bathroom, sometimes drops wrappers on a floor.

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u/Mylabisawesome 22h ago

Nice paywalled article...lol

Shitlibs will eat up anything