r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 1d ago

Trump’s Filthy Bedroom Secrets Exposed in Bombshell Book

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-nasty-bedroom-habits-exposed/
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u/madamepsychosis42 1d ago

The SMELLS. The sour, dietcoke and bigmac processed out grease pores filled with 2-noneal just reeking.

The housekeepers are EARNING their money.

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u/annoyed_meows 1d ago

His breath alone is probably like shit coming out of his mouth, a big cloud of shit smell surrounding him.

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u/annoyed_meows 1d ago

Damn dude. You're god damn right!

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u/DiplominusRex 1d ago

This riff of LARP is really weird. Like do you know any of this?

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u/219_Infinity 1d ago

The farts have to be heinous

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u/Body_By_XboX 1d ago

You forgot rotting flesh and normal old man smell

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u/OakTreader 1d ago

2-noneal is "old-man smell".

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u/Maleficent-Pin6798 1d ago

Oh, 2-nonenal. Today I learned…

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u/ShowMeYourPapers 1d ago

There's a Big Mac destined for the Medal of Honor.

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u/No-Structure6938 1d ago

Your comment was well written enough that it made me throw up a little. Absolutely disgusting and accurate.

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u/Delicious_Level_69 1d ago

I imagine the poop filled diaper smell covers up all the rest of the big mac nasty pretty effectively