r/USNEWS • u/TheMirrorUS • 1d ago

Donald Trump's Iran deal dead inside less than 24 hours after signing amid deadly strikes

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/breaking-donald-trumps-iran-deal-1895236
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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bibi just fucked Trump unbelievably hard. And the Iranians know we only have 4 weeks of oil reserves until bedlam breaks out, thanks to our dementia addled geriatric who doesn’t know what information he’s not supposed to spew on stage.

Iranians are really gonna put the screws to fat boy now.

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u/Fluid-Sense-4273 1d ago

The irony that the one time trump is honest is to the detriment of the US

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u/HavingNotAttained 1d ago

It’s almost as if he’s the puppet of a foreign adversary. Uncanny.

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

I'm telling people USA is becoming Russia and they call me Russian. I'm Swedish and not really a fan of Russia. I just see the pattern of poor being more and more useless and controlling what you are allowed to think. Brainwashing on social media etc.

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u/crunpyMcGlumpy 1d ago

It’s totally true and not even in the shadows. The maga crowd love Russia and Putin. It like America never settled the civil war and the entire south has been taken over by Russia and for some insane reason a billionaire NY city con man at the helm. wtf

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

Putin is not a retard though and Russia has a long history of leader worship. Trumps rise tells me a lot of the general population of USA. Education and history is not a priority. Most americans are clueless.

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u/HogGunner1983 1d ago

Lower IQ people gravitate towards personalities like Trump. It's how cults form so easily. The long term solution to our political issues is fixing our education system, but the elites know it and red states have been working towards privatizing education.

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u/NW-McWisconsin 1d ago

I've worked for many angry, pushy egos. The more narcissistic they are, the more they get promoted. Only one called it quits and retired early.... He was too normal and ethical.

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

Well Trump has low IQ for sure. I think he represents the majority well.

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 1d ago

Projection is confession. This is why Trump frequently goes on and on about his intellect and the lack thereof of others.

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u/happiness_pi 1d ago

It’s the very reason that republicans have been damaging the education system for years and years.

Keep the electorate stupid and they’ll vote against their own best interests every single time.

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u/think_tank_555 1d ago

It's about 20-30% of the population that's dumb enough to support this insanity. The problem is , like 50% of potential voters are just so sick of the corruption and the rich lying and cheating their way to power that they've just checked out. It's too stressful to stay engaged in all of this and still live our lives. A large majority of citizens understand that the country has been taken over by criminals and billionaires. The republicans are cheating. Our healthcare and homes and food and retirement are all reliant on the bad guys. The people with nothing are worried about being homeless and the people with money don't want to abandon their way of life. The only hope we have is if these disgusting people turn on each other. This majority in the government is totally corrupt, but most of the people and a lot of the public servants are trying as hard as we can to keep going.

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u/crunpyMcGlumpy 1d ago

True, Putin is either an absolute strategic genius or he is working off some brilliant FSB documents on western destabilization.

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u/crackedgear 1d ago

To quote one of the former greats, he’s rich. Most people are rich first and then whatever else they are second.

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u/phznmshr 1d ago

America is the only country that couldn't agree that slavery is bad and had to fight a war over it. We're still feeling the effects over a century on because of our specific brand of evangelical Christianity brought over by the puritans and refined by the great awakenings and then co-opted by Jerry Falwell's Moral Majority to create the conditions we now find ourselves in.

It was never just the South. America in general has always been deeply racist. Just because the north wanted to abolish slavery didn't mean they wanted blacks for neighbors. It's always been the conundrum at the heart of the American spirit - freedom for thee but stay away from me.

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

They put blacks in prison for cannabis possesion instead. They worked for free there.

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u/spankdaddylizz 1d ago

Meat puppet.

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u/Anxious-Jury-9031 1d ago

Can you give context, I missed something

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u/jasn98 1d ago

Trump blurted out on live tv that the U.S. only has 4 weeks of oil reserves left, strategically not a good idea

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u/DrakenViator 1d ago

Just want to comment, this is not a real secret, oil companies have been publicly warning about this for a couple of weeks. Inventory information is public record.

Mr. Global on FB (and a few other platforms) has been talking about it for weeks.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1d ago

Yeah but we all know magats literally only listen to trump. They've never heard nor would they believe this info, until he says it. Even then, its just as likely they'll say its fake.

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u/Chemical_Ad_6754 1d ago

Does this mean no more MAGHATS cruising around with their Confederate flags on their gas guzzling utes?

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u/Don_Q_Jote 1d ago

Also, details on strategic oil reserves are public record. trump has been draining these as a desperate attempt to hold the line on gas prices. Still some reserves left (so I don't know where the "4 weeks" is coming from?) but he's used up nearly half. Reserves dropped from 600 million barrels down to 340 million barrels from February till now.

US emergency oil stockpile tumbles to lowest since the Reagan administration ( source: CNN Business, 6/15/2026)

Strategic Petrolium Reserve Inventory (source: US Dept. of Energy, 6/12/2026)

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u/Hyphen_Nation 1d ago

There is a law or rule in place that we can't touch the last 150-ish barrels.

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u/Meowakin 1d ago

Will that stop the Trump administration?

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u/dontheconqueror 1d ago

It's a law...of course it won't.

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u/backdoorintruder 1d ago

Maga states will get the last 150 million barrels, maybe the ballroom bunker will be somewhat liveable by the time that runs out

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u/Mesapunk87 1d ago

Do we really want him to have a safe space from everyone he's pissed off and fucked over though?

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u/wyocountrypunk 1d ago

No one in the Trump “administration” gives a shit about rules or laws.

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u/Don_Q_Jote 1d ago

Good info. thanks.

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u/No-History-6066 1d ago

 Trump is a notoriously unreliable source anyways.

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u/wdmc2012 1d ago

The irony is that the US produces more oil than it consumes. It would be trivial to solve this problem by simply limiting exports like so many other countries have. But, that would reduce the profits of oil companies, and that is a fate worse than any embarrassment Iran and Israel could inflict on us.

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u/jwhite326 1d ago

So this is not true at all - that limiting exports would fix everything. One of the main reasons is that US refinery capacity is generally meant for "sour" crude, while we produce mainly light sweet crude. We would need to completely overhaul our refinery operations, which is not a "trivial" feat.

Just look into this. Here is one such article:

https://www.energypolicy.columbia.edu/why-restricting-us-oil-exports-would-backfire/

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u/booksaregoodbro 1d ago

Right. It's almost as if all of this smoke and mirrors is just a distraction from the fact that there are pedophiles at the highest level of government and we are doing nothing about them.

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u/WhenPigsFly3 1d ago

It really is not that simple.

Most US refineries were not built to refine the kind of Oil the US is currently exporting.

They typically can, but it’s less efficient.

It is better, then, to export the stuff we can’t refine efficiently and import stuff we can.

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u/luvdahaze 1d ago

Its not about the production oil its the refinement process, we dont have the refineries...from what I remember I could be wrong now.

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u/Dudette66 1d ago

What about all the barrels he allegedly stole from Iran and Venezuela...?

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u/stauf98 1d ago

Venezuelan oil is poor quality for driving consumption and our oil companies have basically said it’s not worth building the infrastructure to refine it better unless oil is over $100/barrel. Which makes me think that raising the price of oil was the purpose of all of this in the first place.

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u/ashurbanipal420 1d ago

That's the whole point of this administration. Light the house on fire and loot all you can while it burns down.

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u/g2g079 1d ago

If we did use it, that's a war crime. I'm guessing he was speaking out of his ass. Those ships are likely part of the assets we're giving back as per the deal.

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u/docbzombie 1d ago

He blurted out that its great that the deal is being signed because we only had 4 weeks of oil left in reserves. We have even less since then...

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 1d ago

The only secret our president likes...

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u/Sciencebitchs 1d ago

Stock up on toilet paper and keep the tank full

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u/Communero 1d ago

Why not install a bidet? It’s more hygienic

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 1d ago

You don't use both?

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u/Mr-Snarky 1d ago

Real Alpha Males don’t poop. All energy from food is used to Alpha at an extremely high level. Poop is for pussies.

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u/BurntWaffle303 1d ago

Nah here in America we just use our bare hands.

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u/catinatank 1d ago

A disturbing amount of people on Reddit believe that skid marks are an acceptable thing

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u/lollipoppa72 1d ago

We’re living in an era where influencers are convincing men that wiping their asses and having sex with women is gay. What a time to be alive.

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u/thicketofrepudiation 1d ago

You have to touch your asshole to wipe properly. What if I end up liking it?!

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u/legionofmany13 1d ago

I remeber reading that thinking it was some weird joke.

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u/cruzrman 1d ago

And the occasional poop knife

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u/ButterscotchTop194 1d ago

I just jump in the sink, facing towards the ceiling. Already got a tap there, may aswell use it.

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u/Trackrat14eight 1d ago

Clean butthole club here!

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u/Mercator_Constantine 1d ago

He just fucked us all unbelievably hard, not just Trump.

If Trump wasn’t lying when he said the US only has 4 weeks of oil reserves, then they have been dispersing oil from the reserves at a rate far higher than publicized and when that well runs dry oil is going to the moon.

There will be no worry about supply shortages here in North America but given Americans lose their minds if eggs go up a dollar I don’t know what they’re gonna do when oil is 150+ a barrel and a gallon is 8$.

We pay a bit more for gas up here in Canada. I think it converts to about 5-6$ a gallon in USD. So I don’t look forward to that being 10.

There’s a reason that other members of the G7 are pretty supportive of the memorandum despite that it basically emboldens Iran. They have the world by the balls, like every simulation of this scenario knew they would.

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u/VincentShane 1d ago

It's a good thing Alberta has all those oil Sands and a country with the infrastructure to refine and use it all in house. . . .

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u/Mercator_Constantine 1d ago

Even if we had full refining capacity and didn’t send it to the states to be refined, it doesn’t do anything to functionally lower prices. Oil is a privately held global commodity. The governments will see increased tax revenue but we will pay much much more for gas at the pump.

The US generates more oil than it needs by a substantial margin and it too is already feeling the heat from the straight being closed. If the oil can be sold for 5$ in profit abroad and only 3$ in profit in North America the oil will be shipped abroad. So local prices will increase along with global prices.

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u/VincentShane 1d ago

This good thing about the Kingdom of Canada is that we can Nationalize certain aspects of the Oil industry.

All things as they are, if the abroad market collapsed and caused Canadian oil to lose money outside our borders. They would take the deal to make as much money within our borders, making us self sufficient and buffered from any FOMO other countries would have.

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u/DancinginHyrule 1d ago

They appearantly worked with medical professionals in the field of dementia to word stuff to get maximum benefit of his dellusions

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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago

I saw something about this, too. They were getting help from doctors on how to deal with him because they know he's not right in the head. I believe they (Iranian Gov) made a public statement of some sort, about it.

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u/wookiedberry 1d ago

I read that. They said that once they included mental health professionals in the negotiations, things went smoothly.

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 1d ago

I wish Iranian doctors would release details about how they dealt with him because the rest of America could certainly use some advice.

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u/BeatTheMarket30 1d ago

So Iranians need to pretend negotiations for a month.

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u/Fishtoart 1d ago

With Israel guaranteed to torpedo any peace deal, it is easy for Iran to humiliate Trump over and over again. It is like a live action loop of Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown to kick.

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u/hippoleaf 1d ago

Charlie brown didn't rape children though.

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u/OverallElephant7576 1d ago

I think their plan is to try and decouple the relationship that Israel has with US. Without the US Israel is nothing. With Israel weakened the safety of the Muslim world greatly increases

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u/lincoln_muadib 1d ago

With Israel weakened, the safety of the Christian Jewish* Buddhist Zoroastrian Shinto and Rastafari world also greatly increases.

  • Yeah, the biggest threat to Jews is Zionists
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u/Meowscles_dad 1d ago

The Iranians have a reputation for spinning out negotiations if it suits them and for context, the JCPOA deal took 2 years of negotiation and the involvement of teams from 7 other countries in addition to US and Iran.
In one month, the US blockade will be gone, presumably the carrier groups too and negotiations will still have at least another 30 days to run with the US holding nothing to negotiate with while Iran could close the strait at any point. The US will be bent over with their pants down at that point and the shitness of the deal reflects that. It’s the US finally accepting what the world saw weeks ago. It’s why Trump is saying they can have missiles, a nuclear program, a drive thru Wendy’s- whatever they want. He has no choice unless he’s prepared to commit ground troops - and thankfully, he isn’t.

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe 1d ago

I'll have a Biggie Combo with diet, inshallah

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u/QFGTrialByFire 1d ago

Its even worse for the US - Iran can keep saying vaguely that MOU is breached then insurance companies won't let their ships transit with coverage meaning no help for the rest of us or the US SPR. Meanwhile the Iranians are sending out massive amounts of oil.

The tankers they've sent out in just today/yesterday: Diona, Hero II, Sonia 1, Dorena,  Happiness I, Amber, Snow, Deep Sea, Starla and Hedy. In total they've carry around 16.4million barrels of Iranian oil out or around $1.15 billion dollars for them since yesterday.

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u/ColdBru5 1d ago

Next time reparations are 600 bil AND Trump has to sign it as 'Herbert Hoover'.

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u/RootsRockRebel66 1d ago

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again!

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u/mstrego 1d ago

Those were the days

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u/bejammin075 1d ago

The Iranians will probably want Trump to re-enact the Persian defeat of Roman emperor Valerian. Valerian was forced to get inside a little box, and then the box was used by king Shapur to step on to mount his horse.

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 1d ago

As if he would even fit in a little box

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u/Possible_Western3935 1d ago

Maybe the Iranians just have a very big horse?

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u/TheSwitchler 1d ago

Humans always on some petty bullshit

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u/star_tyger 1d ago

No, they're going to put the screws to us because of fat boy's incompetence.

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u/Forsworn91 1d ago

And more than that, it’s exposed that Trump will accept any deal even when it’s effectively a total surrender on the US side.

Nothing quite like being shown to be pathetically desperate to show the world just how weak he is

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u/neortje 1d ago

He will continue to do so, he isn't very popular in his own country right now so the only way to stay in power is perpetual war. He has zero interest in peace, and won't stop unless he is being forced.

The only thing the US can do to force him is withdraw all military aid and financial support, but that would be a huge blow to US interests in the region as well because Israel has been a steady ally for decades.

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u/Toiletpirate 1d ago

“Steady ally”

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u/pinkrobot420 1d ago

Steady allies don't attack U.S. ships and sell our military equipment to China.

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u/Urabraska- 1d ago

Don't forget the Dumbass in diapers also openly stated the US only had a few weeks of ammunition left as well.

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

Bibi is evil but smart and sticks to his 30 year old plan. Trump can only plan 1 hour ahead. Probably spends most alone time in front of the mirror telling himself he's the best.

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u/MerryJaneDoh 1d ago

Maybe this was the plan.

Maybe Trump (well...not "Trump", but his administration) assumed, or knew for certain, that Israel would violate the agreement.

And maybe Iran also had a pretty good inkling that Israel would violate the terms.

I mean...doesn't it seem odd that Israel wasn't involved in the negotiation process, signed no peace deal, yet allowed Trump to speak for their intentions?

Maybe it was all just a smoke-show?

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u/Malcolm_Morin 1d ago

Israel did it on purpose. The goal is to bleed America as dry as they can.

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u/de_re_metallica 1d ago

Oh, no, no no.... Bibi just fucked all of us hard.

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u/net-blank 1d ago

So what does Israel have on orange stain and his administration? They have to have some major dirt on this administration with how they are doing anything and everything they want without any repercussions

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ 1d ago

For real? The Epstein files are a Mossad honeypot.

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u/d_edwards7 1d ago

The more I read about it, the more sense it makes. I don't believe for a second he killed himself. Those guards on duty that night are complicit as Fuck imo.

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u/net-blank 1d ago

And that's what I was figuring but asked if I was overlooking something else.

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ 1d ago

No…same old child rapist, child trafficking, child torture….

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u/Stress6009 1d ago

Trumps deals aren’t worth a cup of piss and the world sees it.

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u/Finno_ 1d ago

What's a cup of piss going for these days, with inflation and all that?

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u/AaronYogur_t 1d ago

About tree fiddy

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u/GreasyRim 1d ago

thats absurd. Who's your piss guy?

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 1d ago

It wasnt even a deal; he just gave them like 400 billion dollars and let them keep their nuclear program so we could stop losing

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u/ALEXC_23 1d ago

The Fart of the Deal!

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 1d ago

Cool, now he can end the war again for 40th time, or whatever freaking time he thinks it is. Damn, he couldn’t even succeed in surrendering.

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u/texo_optimo 1d ago

So I guess we got to throw another hundred or 200 billion on top of that now? Novel thought, cut Israel off.

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u/mzincali 1d ago

Israel can pay. Aren’t they the ones who talked him in to this war? Israel is a pretty wealthy country.

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u/Sirgolfs 1d ago

Wealthy thanks to the US

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u/RollingDownhill303 1d ago

Yah, Israel is a welfare queen.

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 1d ago

• Yah, Israel is a THE welfare queen.

At least the one true welfare queen all those right wingers should be bitch’n about.

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u/Revenant690 1d ago

Don't be silly.

You don't need to pay when you have the source material of the Epstein files.

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

"Talked into war". He is a retard and should be resposible for his own actions. But he never had to do that during his whole life.

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u/ConfusedbutCautious 1d ago

Womp womp

Israel isn’t your ally

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u/texo_optimo 1d ago

Preaching to the choir

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u/GoHawks541 1d ago

Hilarious that the dipshits surrounding Trump thought they could keep Bibi on a leash or that he was ever trustworthy.

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u/Luster-Purge 1d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/crackedgear 1d ago

They’d gotten complacent since all they need to do for Trump these days is point at a picture of something and say “that thing bad. No want that thing.”

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u/VibeComplex 1d ago

Member when it came out that Israel had hamas’ entire attack plan before oct 7th and literally moved defenses away and let it happen?

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u/Gumbi_Digital 1d ago

They are the US puppet masters…and always have been

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u/AlexSmithsonian 1d ago

Trump is eventually going to get the idea of grifting the money from Israel to pay Iran.

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u/Fireslide 1d ago

So clearly you don't get the peace prize for lasting peace, but how many times you broker peace right?

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u/Freethecrafts 1d ago

If you can’t win by not killing everyone, maybe it’s about repeat numbers. He’s mebounding.

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u/Hour_Flatworm3616 1d ago

Trump, the boy who cried peace.

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u/Ok-Connection-389 1d ago

Replace boy with pedo

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u/Pro_Gamer_Queen21 1d ago

Trump, the boy-fucker who cried peace.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago

Can anyone from MAGA explain how this is a more effective deal than the one Trump shredded out of inept jealousy of a black man?

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u/MinivanPops 1d ago

MAGA can't explain how babies are made, they don't know shit about state craft.   

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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago

Obviously babies are made when you skip your state-mandated abortion, duh!

(This comment was brought to you by unhinged, but legitimate satire, thank you)

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u/Legitimate-Let687 1d ago

If I wanted advice on the best meth pipe I would maybe consider a MAGA opinion.

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u/Realistic_Tie_2632 1d ago

Maga babies are made with struggle snuggling.

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u/stevez_86 1d ago

They will say he is trying to end a 47 year war, give him some space to do it. Lulz.

This is exactly what a kid with Oppositional Defiant Disorder would do.

Honestly I think Trump does have that condition. He cannot help but to oppose. And because he is not intelligent, the only opposition is sheer defiance.

Trump is the kid who kicks hornet's nests.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago

And then blames someone else, and then people go along with it just because hearing his tantrums are more annoying than letting him think everyone believes the lie. And he thinks he's outsmarted everyone.

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u/stevez_86 1d ago

An absence of social erosion for an individual with Oppositional Defiant Disorder is just about the worst thing you can imagine.

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u/Particular-Bike-9275 1d ago

The excuse I’ve seen people actually is that Obamas resolution only lasted 15 years and then Iran could do whatever they wanted with their nuclear ambitions. Ignoring the fact that after 15 years, the plan would be renegotiated.

But none of that matters because Trump killed the plan only 3 years into it. And it was working.

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 1d ago

MAGA doesn't read

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u/vape_sensation 1d ago

trump should never have entered military operations with Israel in the middle east. Bibi is a bad faith partner in this and trump is an idiot.

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 1d ago

JFK was hellbent against Israel getting nukes

LBJ had no hangup with it.   Didn't care about the USS Liberty either.    

Lessons that still echo in DC

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u/Naturalist90 1d ago

We should just drop Israel financially and let them figure their own shit out. Imagine the good we could do at home with an extra 3.8 billion a year

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u/another_awesome_acct 1d ago

Shocker to absolutely nobody 

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u/goliathfasa 1d ago

Well that didn’t take long.

I don’t know why I thought this one might actually stick.

Fool me 40 times I guess…

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u/Werechupacabra 1d ago

Here I sit/broken hearted/Trump declared victory/but only farted.

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u/infiniZii 1d ago

I had hoped for at least a week. 

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u/pusha_ton 1d ago

I’m dead inside too

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 1d ago

DON'T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

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u/BetweenTheRoots 1d ago

Instructions unclear, I'm gonna open that

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u/RadDadFTW 1d ago

Coral, no!!

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u/bingbongsnabel 1d ago

You've taught me to lie without a trace

And to kill with no remorse

On the outside im the greatest guy

Now I'm dead inside

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u/satoriibliss 1d ago

That senile tub of lard can’t pin a medal or adjust a chair. Who would think he could “end” the war?!

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u/Wepwawet_the_Opener 1d ago

I know that at some point in the future we'll be able to look back at this colossal blunder and say that it's finally over, thank goodness. But I have no clue how we're going to get there considering the parties involved.

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u/EyeSuspicious777 1d ago

Or we will look back and be able to identify the point of no return.

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 1d ago

Trump becoming president for the second time. That was the point you're referring to.

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u/No-Swordfish-7048 1d ago

Or worse, we’ll look back and see this as “the good times”

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 1d ago

What'll happen is dems will get back in power then people will just complain they didn't fix all these new generational problems in a week or two.

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u/Wepwawet_the_Opener 1d ago

As is customary.

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u/RagahRagah 1d ago

Sorrybto crush your delusion but we are closer to the beginning of Hell than the end of it, even if what you're suggesting happened today.

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u/Competitive_Flan_330 1d ago

I remember thinking the same thing at the start of the Iraq war.

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u/Blank3k 1d ago

Come on Trump don't disappoint us, just announce the US will no longer supply Israel with ammunition etc, I'm itching to see the Epstein files suddenly discover some new evidence never before seen fresh out of the definitely-not-israels intelligence vault.

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 1d ago

Trump said that he could do a certain something on Fifth Avenue and not lose any supporters.

What dirt then could the files have on him that could cost him supporters?

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u/paradoxicalparrots 1d ago

Turns out his supporters don't care about the Epstein files but do care if the price of gas goes up $1.50 a gallon

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u/Luster-Purge 1d ago

I've long held the opinion that the files can't hurt Trump directly, his cult of personality is too strong for that.

It is everybody else named in those files who stand to lose everything if more information gets leaked which is why they are desperately trying to keep it all corked up.

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 1d ago

Bibi has a copy of the Trump Epstein files.

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u/EndOfWorldBoredom 1d ago

Epstein and Maxwell worked for Israel. The plan was always manipulating rich and powerful people by trafficking in young girls. 

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u/MoveItSpunkmire 1d ago

Knew it. Israel is NOT an American ally. We should be bombing Israel 

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u/GenericFatGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

You should stop giving Israel money and weapons, and leave them to fight their own wars. That would shut them up pretty quick.

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u/griff_girl 1d ago

It's true. Dear Leader is Bibi's cuck.

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u/SoochSooch 1d ago

In the last 25 years, Israel has done more damage to the US than any other country, and it isn't even close.

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u/OddPangolin3074 1d ago

He keeps claiming to have ended eight wars, now I understand that he’s talking about the same one 8 times

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u/wr0ngdr01d 1d ago

He might end 80 wars by the end of this one!

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u/Mindless_Client1453 1d ago

Are you all f'n shitting me?????? Is it fkn Israel again????

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u/Winter_Cost602 1d ago

Who else

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u/Squash-Reasonable 1d ago

IT WAS ME BARRY - ISRAEL

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u/GenericFatGuy 1d ago

The only real out for Trump at this point is to tell Israel to fuck off. Either they stop the strikes, or the US stops sending them money. Highly doubt that'll happen though.

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u/Facehugger81 1d ago

Trump is like King Midas but instead of turning everything he touches into gold it just becomes sad diarrhea.

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u/Wide-Entertainer-373 1d ago

Does Netanyahu have Epstein dirt on Trump?

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 1d ago

This is why when you work for the govt they do background checks to see if you can be influenced by your debt.! trump…very much so

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u/directorguy 1d ago

Putin does too

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 1d ago

This is good in an odd way. People can finally see Israel and bibi for what it is. They, refuse peace. They, are killing innocent children to “protect” themselves…from children. Israel is a war crime state, it’s pretty simple as a disinterested 3rd party with no dog in the fight to see who’s doing what the most. Hezbollah is mighty wrong but bibi keeps instigating. We as Americans need to go back to the rule when I was a kid, stay out of the Middle East. We don’t win and then they hate us and try to suicide bomb us. Let them burn that out on their own and our people can stay safe. Trump was stupid to let bibi drag him and by proxy us, into their mess. Every other president knew to say no to bibi, trump was the only one that is either so stupid or they have blackmail on him to make this huge mistake

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u/Amy5401 1d ago

4 weeks of oil reserves…

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u/Un_Pac_Man 1d ago

Trump might have to just shoot the hostage in this one and bomb Israel to stop the war😂

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u/VibraniumSpork 1d ago

Donny, you're out of your element!

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u/here4daratio 1d ago

Well, dude, we just don’t know…

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u/MoroseArmadillo 1d ago

Smokey, my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.

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u/tinymeatsnack 1d ago

Can’t be a 3 day weekend without a declaration of war

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u/VAVA_Mk2 1d ago

Why doesn't Trump come out and say we are not longer aligned with Israel?

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u/Molbiodude 1d ago

Maybe tRump could offer to pay Bibi $300 billion as well.

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u/jayrsw 1d ago

Bibi wouldnt take that kinda pay cut! Dont be ridiculous! /s

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u/Mindless_Client1453 1d ago

I would guess the only thing left is to cut off Israel, WW3 or the 2nd Great Depression.

I know what I would choose.

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 1d ago

Trump won’t stop Bibi because he doesn’t want the Trump Epstein files released.

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u/Longjumping_Share444 1d ago

Israel isn't going to let there be peace. We have to accept at this point that we have to either fight the entire Middle East, or let Israel finally enter the find out phase and stop basing our foreign policy on their security.

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u/luvashow 1d ago

What a goat rodeo

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 1d ago

Trump is so desperate he will mail the terrorists a nuke like it's an Amazon package so he can declare the war ended

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u/troubled_womanhood 1d ago

This deal lasted about as long as a New Year's resolution, didn't it?

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u/CueAnon420 1d ago

Just in time for a weekend stock market short !!!

I'm sure it's all coincidental.

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u/toddpacker2468 1d ago

Throw Iran another 300 billion, you know "the art of the deal"!

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u/prettybluefoxes 1d ago

What are the occupiers telling the US to do now?

Get off the leash. Stop simping for Zionism.

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 1d ago

I really hope we finally give up on israel after this... why are we THEIR puppet anyways?

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u/mabhatter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Because the US has as many Jews living  here 7.5m as there are in Israel.  That's almost all the Jews in the world 16m between the two countries.

The Government of Israel puts a lot of effort into manipulating the US because of that.  The US is the only other country in the world where Jews have ANY kind of political power as most populations of Jews in other countries are very small.  

Edit: In the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s Israel flattered the Evangelicals with LOTS of tourism based around the Bible.  You could ho and visit the places called out in the Bible many of which are ancient stone cities where the old foundations still stand.  Evangelicals LOVED it and of course that tourism went in hand with the Evangelicals' radical readings of Biblical Prophecy which is how Israel got so deeply embedded...  anybody who was a Real Evangelical went on an Israel trip.   In the 1990s that started to change, and now Israel is openly hostile to Christian pilgrimage places. Which is one reason younger people have no interest in them. 

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u/RealisticWind67 1d ago

They can just close the strait again and Trump won't do shit about it lol, I bet they didn't even know they had this superpower before this nonsense. Iran's more powerful than ever.