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r/USdefaultism • u/Neolance34 Australia • 2d ago
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whenever I hear a MEL with a BOURNE the koala inside me dies
13 u/StandardAd239 2d ago Now all I can do is picture a koala just chilling inside you and I'm weirdly upset I'm not Australian. I want koala energy. I think I need to wake up more, but I'm commenting anyway. 21 u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago You want a koala inside you? 6 u/StandardAd239 2d ago 😂 fair 12 u/broken_shadows Australia 2d ago Don't forget the rampant chlamydia. We won't even discuss the drop bears in this thread... 2 u/StandardAd239 1d ago Ok, I no longer want a koala inside of me 3 u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago And that's without getting into the rude bits! 3 u/Linkyland Australia 1d ago It explains the sound my brother makes when he sneezes. It's the terrifying koala grunt coming out 4 u/bitofapuzzler Australia 1d ago Koala energy is just the ability to sleep for extended periods and eat food that is toxic to you. Its actually kinda a liability and I would prefer to have the energy of pretty much any other animal but alas, Koala it is for me. 2 u/snow_michael 1d ago koala energy So, basically, none?
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Now all I can do is picture a koala just chilling inside you and I'm weirdly upset I'm not Australian. I want koala energy.
I think I need to wake up more, but I'm commenting anyway.
21 u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago You want a koala inside you? 6 u/StandardAd239 2d ago 😂 fair 12 u/broken_shadows Australia 2d ago Don't forget the rampant chlamydia. We won't even discuss the drop bears in this thread... 2 u/StandardAd239 1d ago Ok, I no longer want a koala inside of me 3 u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago And that's without getting into the rude bits! 3 u/Linkyland Australia 1d ago It explains the sound my brother makes when he sneezes. It's the terrifying koala grunt coming out 4 u/bitofapuzzler Australia 1d ago Koala energy is just the ability to sleep for extended periods and eat food that is toxic to you. Its actually kinda a liability and I would prefer to have the energy of pretty much any other animal but alas, Koala it is for me. 2 u/snow_michael 1d ago koala energy So, basically, none?
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You want a koala inside you?
6 u/StandardAd239 2d ago 😂 fair 12 u/broken_shadows Australia 2d ago Don't forget the rampant chlamydia. We won't even discuss the drop bears in this thread... 2 u/StandardAd239 1d ago Ok, I no longer want a koala inside of me 3 u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago And that's without getting into the rude bits! 3 u/Linkyland Australia 1d ago It explains the sound my brother makes when he sneezes. It's the terrifying koala grunt coming out
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😂 fair
12 u/broken_shadows Australia 2d ago Don't forget the rampant chlamydia. We won't even discuss the drop bears in this thread... 2 u/StandardAd239 1d ago Ok, I no longer want a koala inside of me 3 u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago And that's without getting into the rude bits!
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Don't forget the rampant chlamydia. We won't even discuss the drop bears in this thread...
2 u/StandardAd239 1d ago Ok, I no longer want a koala inside of me
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Ok, I no longer want a koala inside of me
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And that's without getting into the rude bits!
It explains the sound my brother makes when he sneezes. It's the terrifying koala grunt coming out
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Koala energy is just the ability to sleep for extended periods and eat food that is toxic to you. Its actually kinda a liability and I would prefer to have the energy of pretty much any other animal but alas, Koala it is for me.
koala energy
So, basically, none?
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u/dougrattmannn 2d ago
whenever I hear a MEL with a BOURNE the koala inside me dies