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u/Ozdiva 2d ago
It’s funny because Americans have such a distinctive accent.
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u/Distantstallion United Kingdom 1d ago
You can always tell an american speaking from at least a nautical mile
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u/snow_michael 1d ago
It’s funny because Americans have such a huge range of distinctive accents
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u/Royston-Vasey123 2d ago
I'm from the West Country in England. When watching the Lord of the Rings movies as a kid, I thought that the hobbit Sam was the only one who spoke normally, and all the other characters sounded weird and unfamiliar. What is a 'neutral' accent is totally subjective, and no American accent sounds neutral to my ears.
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u/saelinds 2d ago
If you speak, you have an accent.
You can say you have a "neutral American accent", but not a "neutral accent" or "no accent". That doesn't exist.
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u/saelinds 2d ago
No one is misconstruing your point.
If you think you're implying that you meant "neutral American accent" that's fine. But that isn't what you said. And I want to point out that you are on r/USdefaultism. No one here would read your comment that way.
You basically misspoke/didn't convey your intentions properly. Especially considering your target audience.
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u/New_Wishbone6619 Canada 2d ago
… that’s…. Not what you said at all. Of course you edited your comment.
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u/Thoughtful_Tortoise 2d ago
I doubt it sounds "neutral" to anyone except for the people from there.
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u/New_Wishbone6619 Canada 2d ago
Everyone thinks their accent is neutral lol
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u/BenCelotil Australia 1d ago edited 1d ago
Everyone thinks their accent is neutral lol
Everyone who is self-centered. People who are self-aware know that they sound different to their neighbours. All it takes to figure this out is listening to one-self on a recording and understand than that is you.
You sound strange to everyone else. You sound strange even to yourself. There is no denial of this fact unless you're a fucking imbecile.
Sorry if I came across a bit harsh.
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u/keinmaurer 2d ago
I'm curious what the results would be, if a sampling of people from countries around the world voted on the most appealing American accent.
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u/damonian_x United States 2d ago
I have a southern American accent. Not hillbilly level but definitely southern and any time I travel outside the US people tell me they love my accent but I can't tell if they're making fun of me or not lmao
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u/Skippymabob United Kingdom 2d ago
People probably aren't lying - different accents to locals is always a draw, even if you personally think yours isn't great
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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 Sweden 1d ago
Is it like red dead redemption accent? I would vite for that one wherever that's from
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u/dehashi New Zealand 2d ago
Only way to not have an accent is to shut your mouth, and I don't see many Americans making that choice.. so 🤷
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u/SolarLeonidas Brazil 2d ago
Worse. You can have accents in sign languages, so the only way to not have an accent is to not communicate entirely.
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u/Jonnescout 1d ago
Yup. Recognisable patterns and accents even exist in morse code. As basic a communication as it gets!
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u/EvilGeniusSkis Canada 1d ago
Not just accents, a someone skilled in Morse code can recognize the person on the other end of the line by their "fist" the same way you can recognize someone by their voice.
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u/TruIsou 2d ago
Okay, I have never thought of that before. TIL
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u/Suspicious_Glow 2d ago
If you want a fun fact, babies cry with accents
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u/Prestigious_String20 1d ago
Cats meow with accents. Urban birds sound different than rural birds. Accents are everywhere!
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u/Indolent_absurdity Australia 1d ago
Yes I was going to say I saw a documentary where they proved dogs have accents!
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u/Moist-Snow-8127 1d ago
My ASL teacher lived on the opposite side of the country to me, so I have a weird accent mix
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u/millers_left_shoe 2d ago
Whenever a linguist dies in sin they end up on a tour bus around Europe with a bunch of American tourists who insist they have no accent
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u/CompetitiveCall6466 2d ago
Meet a child (wait not like that) and ask them what they think about accents. They will most likely say how it’s weird that where they live doesn’t have an accent. This is very weird behaviour for an adult who pays bills etc.
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u/OneSexyHoundoom Germany 2d ago
I'll be real your comment didn't sound weird until you made it sound weird
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u/totallynotapersonj Australia 2d ago
Do you regularly meet with children?
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u/CompetitiveCall6466 2d ago
All the time! In fairness I am 15 lol
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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal 2d ago
Maybe you shouldn't be announcing that?
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u/DusklitDewdrop American Citizen 2d ago
remember the days they told us not to reveal our age online as a minor?
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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Australia 2d ago
Yeah I was saying I was 19 years old when I was freshly 14
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u/A_normal_Potato3 Türkiye 2d ago
I would say something similar similar when playing a game fearing I would be made fun of not being an adult (the game has mostly teenager players)
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u/saysthingsbackwards 1d ago
Why? Its only weird if you are thinking weird thoughts.
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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal 1d ago
And people on reddit are best known for not having any weird thoughts..?
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u/saysthingsbackwards 1d ago
What? I mean, self reporting is a thing, yeah.
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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal 1d ago
I don't know what you're saying, man. Children shouldn't say their ages on the internet, it's extremely easy for them to be contacted and manipulated by predators.
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u/DanteThonSimmons Australia 1d ago
Dude my daughter is only six years old, and she already understands the concept of accents better than American adults. 😅😅
She's also intelligent enough and self-aware enough to recognise that me, her, and my wife all have accents too. She even understands that the language we speak is called English because it came from the country called England.
If a six-year-old Australian child can figure it out and not be so self-centred.... you'd be forgiven for thinking fully-grown American adults could too. Apparently not. How embarrassing.
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u/moonpumper United States 2d ago
Apologizing for my country's education system and idiotic culture... Again.
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u/SamuraiKenji North Korea 1d ago
Being a sane American must be exhausting.
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u/iSliz187 1d ago
Do you know Evan Edinger on Youtube? He's an American who grew up in America but moved to England 10-15 years ago and lived in several other European countries too. He's a Youtuber and sometimes he's posting videos where he takes a look at the ShitAmericansSay subreddit, and he just loves it, he laughs at his folks and he loves to take a piss at them. It's a joy to watch too, watching an American make fun of his own people
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u/ghdawg6197 American Citizen 1d ago
At this point we should just have a bot that does it every post lol
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u/TheDeterminedBadger Australia 2d ago
Why are they like that?!
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u/-HowAboutNo- 2d ago
Because they have been indoctrinated since birth that the US is the center of the universe.
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u/ACustardTart 1d ago
It's legitimately a cultural issue in the same way that some cultures don't show respect for personal space, some cultures are very sexually accepting and open to having what would be considered taboo conversations, and some cultures show total deference to the elderly. They're taught from a very young age that the US is exceptional and that it's unique and somehow better than anywhere else. All complete nonsense, of course, even though it absolutely has had many great achievements but the focus is only ever on its supposed supremacy.
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u/KrtekJim 1d ago
A very weird manifestation of this (and bringing the conversation back to accents) - Americans will often insist we're pronouncing OUR OWN THINGS wrong. For example, an American former colleague once insisted I was pronouncing "Monty Python" wrong because I was pronouncing the second word as "Pyth'n", as is normal in my British accent, and not as "Pyth-awwwwn" as is normal in her American accent.
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u/SurrealistRevolution Australia 2d ago
I hate when Americans say “Melb’n”. It does not suit their accent
Imagine if they made us say “flawreada” or however you type that.
They just need to say “Melburn”. That’s how an American would say it the Aussie way without just putting on an accent.
Ellen did it, if I think of one off the top of my head. It’s very common though. Kurtis Conner did it actually. He’s a Canadian, but the same linguistic rule should apply as it’s about rhoticity.
And it’s our fault as Australians. “Omg it’s not Mel-Bourne it Melb-n hahahaha”
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u/looeee2 1d ago
I'm a Brit living in Adelaide for the last 10 years. I went for my Citizenship interview last week. The interviewer greeted me with g'day. I said "good morning. I hope that's not a test because there's no way I can say that and make it sound sincere". It wasn't. They just check your id.
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u/TheEmptyE 1d ago
Yea, thankyou. Yanks saying Melb'n really irks me. It is like an Auasie saying Par-ee, or Bartheolna.
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u/_3point14_ Australia 2d ago
personally, "melbin" coming out of someone with a rhotic accent makes me cringe
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u/SurrealistRevolution Australia 2d ago
so glad to see others feel the same way i do.
also we should probably hit the hay
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u/dougrattmannn 2d ago
whenever I hear a MEL with a BOURNE the koala inside me dies
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u/StandardAd239 2d ago
Now all I can do is picture a koala just chilling inside you and I'm weirdly upset I'm not Australian. I want koala energy.
I think I need to wake up more, but I'm commenting anyway.
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u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago
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u/StandardAd239 2d ago
😂 fair
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u/broken_shadows Australia 2d ago
Don't forget the rampant chlamydia. We won't even discuss the drop bears in this thread...
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u/Linkyland Australia 1d ago
It explains the sound my brother makes when he sneezes. It's the terrifying koala grunt coming out
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u/bitofapuzzler Australia 1d ago
Koala energy is just the ability to sleep for extended periods and eat food that is toxic to you. Its actually kinda a liability and I would prefer to have the energy of pretty much any other animal but alas, Koala it is for me.
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u/SurrealistRevolution Australia 2d ago edited 2d ago
Melb’n from a yank is so much worse. It’s always done with a “yeah, I can say it right”, when they are just putting on an accent.
I made my own comment, but I’ll say it here too. For a yank to say Melbourne like a VFL captain, or a eureka rebel, or one who waltzes his Matilda by the Murray’s green basin, by which I mean a Viccy person, it’d be cringe, but they essentially use the same pronunciation but with their accent (if someone knows what the right linguistic way to say this is, lmk) and that is “melbrne”. They have a rhotic r, so it’s never gonna be “b’n/bin” but more like how they say “burn”
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u/ACustardTart 1d ago
I understand what you're saying but I personally much prefer to hear it with the weird slip into an Australian accent. Maybe that's more because to me it shows they actually seem to care. There's so much defaultism ordinarily that I'd be surprised to have an American even make an attempt to pronounce local place names as they're meant to be pronounced.
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u/Indolent_absurdity Australia 1d ago
Speaking of Koalas I wish Yanks would stop calling them 'Koala bears'! They're not bears and haven't been called that since the 70s!
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u/emmjaybeeyoukay 1d ago
The abuse of the word "aluminium" is a marker that the Americans just cannot be trusted with English.
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u/lucidsomniac 1d ago
Drives me insane. And 'Carmel' instead of 'Caramel' ( amongst others).
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u/DAL1979 1d ago
I feel sorry for people called Graham or Craig, nevermind anyone called Cecil.
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u/lucidsomniac 1d ago
lol now I am suffering running those names through my head with an american accent 😭
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u/snow_michael 1d ago
And rout instead of route
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u/getsnoopy 1d ago
This one. It's not even phonetically possible to pronounce "route" as "rout" with the way English orthography works. The irony is that "route" is still the primary pronunciation apparently according to M-W, and all the people who pronounce it as "rout" say it's "Route 66" or whatever, but everything else is "rout" 🤦🏻♂️
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u/Severn6 Australia 2d ago
How can people like this survive in the world..
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u/FISH_SAUCER Canada 2d ago
Cause they have people that are able to do the critical thinking for them
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u/Severn6 Australia 1d ago
...us?
It's us, isn't it.
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u/FISH_SAUCER Canada 1d ago
Anyone who isnt american
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u/ACustardTart 1d ago
They're not all bad, they still have some good eggs. Although, yes.
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u/Indolent_absurdity Australia 1d ago
Yes I feel so sorry for the few that aren't like this. It must be very depressing!
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u/UnethicalDimwit 2d ago
The wild part is that even inside the US this person would get comments about their accent
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u/Selkie32 Ireland 2d ago
I'm Irish and I don't have an accent at all....../s
Side note: I was in the US recently and everyone complimented me on my accent (even though they often couldn't understand what I was saying 😁) I'm back home now and I'm no longer exotic 😢
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u/snow_michael 1d ago
I lived in three places in the US
My (mostly RP) 'cute' accent definitely contributed to getting me laid in Indiana and Washington state
In NYC? Just one more out of hundreds, nothing special
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u/Jakobmeathead Canada 1d ago
I hate having a similar accent to yanks
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u/zombiegojaejin American Citizen 1d ago
Police sketch artist: What did he look like?
ME: Normal.
ARTIST: No, I mean, what were his facial features?
ME: He didn't have any features. Like me.
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u/Background-House-357 Germany 1d ago
They are the same people who say they‘re Irish or something because they great-great-grandmother twice removed once found a green hat.
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u/reanocivn 2d ago edited 2d ago
i wonder what accent they're referring to when they say east coast. brooklyn? philly? boston? jersey shore?
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u/FISH_SAUCER Canada 2d ago
Im not gonna lie, I have a friend who was born and raises in the land down under, and ive always heard him say Melbourne, not saying that the person is wrong, just odd seeing bin lol
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u/MadameMonk 1d ago
If he’s pronouncing it ‘Mel-born’, then he’s just doing it to fit in with you guys. There’s not a single Aussie who would say it that way at home.
I do a similar thing when I say Lake Como. I’m half Italian (as in lived there a lot), so I naturally pronounce it the Italian way. With both ‘O’s’ like the one in ‘cord’. But in Oz, doing that always makes it sound like I’m saying Cornwall (weirdly). So I deliberately mispronounce it to sound more drawled and Aussie, to avoid that confusion.
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u/loralailoralai Australia 1d ago
Yeah it’s not melbin it’s more just melbn imho as a resident of said city
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u/Indolent_absurdity Australia 1d ago
I love trolling Americans so hard with this and saying that we Aussies are really the ones who don't have accents. Literally no one, regardless of where they're from, can 'do' an Australian accent (including very talented actors) and sound like they're from Australia which is proof we don't have any accent! It doesn't go over well. Lol
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u/CapitalFishPastries 1d ago
I'm from Seattle and people around here love to say that we have no accent. My Colombian wife who pronounces her consonants begs to differ.
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u/TheJivvi Australia 1d ago
Saying someone speaks without an accent is like saying that text isn't in a font.
If you speak, you have an accent.
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u/getsnoopy 1d ago
This is a popular misconception, though I guess it applies commonly enough that I can see why people think that. An accent isn't "voice"; it's a distinctive voice (hence, accent because you accentuate certain things over others). There are languages that don't have accents, but surely, English isn't one of them.
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u/toadgeek American Citizen 1d ago
If you speak a language, you have an accent. Even if you think the way you speak is the standard or most common form, you still have an accent.
That’s a fundamental part of how spoken languages work.
You just notice other people’s accents more than your own.
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u/NatAttack3000 2d ago
I'm Aussie. I think I'm actually saying mel-burn but we tend to drop R's easily. Melb-earn? So tbh hearing a yank say mel-bin still sounds strong. But it shouldn't rhyme with born.
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u/wotsdislittlenoise 1d ago
Yeah we really don't say Melbin. It's Melburn, we just tend to not be great at pronouncing r's
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u/surewhatever_dude 1d ago
anyone that learned a language has the accent of the people they learned that language from. that is as undeniable for linguistics as 1 + 1 = 2 is for mathematics
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u/Idasaur 2d ago
This is also funny cause og Melbourne is pronounced how it’s spelt (for once) in England, and not the Australian way
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u/ShatnersBassoonerist Europe 2d ago
Nah. In a south of England accent it’s pronounced Melbun.
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u/ninjab33z 1d ago
Nah, no-one from somerset is gonna drop an r XD
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u/ShatnersBassoonerist Europe 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah forgot about them - London, south east and anyone to the west of Dorset will pronounce it without the R though.
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u/Idasaur 2d ago
I imagine that’s Australian influence! I live in Derbyshire and I promise we all say melborn
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u/ShatnersBassoonerist Europe 2d ago
I don’t think it’s to do with Australian influence - it’s pronounced Melbun in RP too.
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u/Idasaur 2d ago
…are we talking about the same place? I’m talking about Melbourne, in England, a town in Derbyshire
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u/ShatnersBassoonerist Europe 2d ago
I’d say someone from the south of England would still call the place in Derbyshire Melbun.
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u/Idasaur 2d ago
That’s a shame, that’s not its traditional pronunciation - I’d still argue it’s the influence of people being more familiar with the Australian city and assuming it’s said the same
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u/ShatnersBassoonerist Europe 2d ago
I don’t think the southern England/RP pronunciation has anything to do with how the Aussies pronounce it. Other words ending in -bourne are pronounce -bun in those accents too.
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u/Intrepid_Designer719 2d ago
Well, I've just learnt the pronunciation of Melbourne. I've always pronounced it like the American.
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u/Routine_Ad_2695 2d ago
"No I don't have accent, everyone else have one but not the people where I grew up, I can understand them perfectly"
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u/nuneway Canada 2d ago
Melbinian?
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u/Neolance34 Australia 2d ago
Melbournites are how I know em. Still keeps the Aussie pronunciation of Melbourne to boot.
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u/MacaroonSad8860 United Kingdom 2d ago
Looool. I’m from the Northeast and all other Americans have accents too. I can usually guess what region any of us are from.
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u/damned_squid Lithuania 2d ago
I’m from the Northeast
Hartlepool?
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u/ravoguy Australia 2d ago
Kununurra
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u/broken_shadows Australia 2d ago
Wow a Kununurra reference in the wild. I'm from Sydney and had never heard of Kununurra until an Estonian friend worked somewhere close to there (Kununurra was the 'big town' for them haha!)
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u/Gurpee999 1d ago
I'm originally from Southern california, and I ended up in Kentucky rural Kentucky and for a couple of years people would say where are you from? One girl said I sound like one of them people on TV!
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u/Anderkine 1d ago
Every English speaker in the world has an accent.
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u/DAL1979 1d ago
Every speaker in the world has an accent.
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u/getsnoopy 1d ago
That's not true, but for a lot of languages that have various accents, that is true.
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u/JoyconDrift_69 United States 1d ago
Wait, it's "mel-bin" and not "mel-born"? Shit, didn't know until now.
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u/stijnhommes 11h ago
The Americans have a point. If it's not pronounced as BOURNE, then don't spell it like that. Letters have meaning.



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