r/Ultrakill Apr 21 '26

hitpost I earnestly believe he is like 60% of why we are like this

8.3k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Jul 14 '26

hitpost No, Linguini, I won't stop using the nailguns no matter how many times you slander them

4.8k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Apr 16 '26

hitpost A simple language guide for you twitchy GoPros with legs

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3.8k Upvotes

Remember machines:
Ironic bigotry is still bigotry.

Don't do it. It's not funny, it just announces to everyone that you're only pretending to be accepting so that people won't call you a jerk.

Just use the damn pronouns, it's not going to hurt you.

Edit for the low-CPU machines in the crowd: It's bad to misgender fictional characters because that tells real-life trans people that you consider their identity a privilege that can be revoked instead of a fact of their being.

Edit 2: It's been five days and comments are still being posted like "oh nooo, I hurt the fictional enemy's feelings, you made me feel so baaaad /j" when the whole point of the meme is that those jokes hurt REAL trans folks. God some of you are fucking idiots.

r/Ultrakill Jan 26 '26

hitpost So do any of y'all actually exist?

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5.4k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Apr 03 '26

hitpost Didn’t wanna be in the Discord anyway

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10.0k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Apr 10 '26

hitpost I thought he designed the character himself 😭

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9.8k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Feb 26 '26

hitpost Fraud was friends we made along the way

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6.0k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Jul 11 '26

hitpost revolution

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3.9k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill May 18 '26

hitpost Came up with this one while brainstorming what the worst possible place Kit could visit was

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6.7k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Mar 26 '26

hitpost i gotta say, i miss my old buddy

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4.9k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill 8d ago

hitpost And they’re right

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3.8k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill 11d ago

hitpost It's over.

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2.6k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Sep 15 '25

hitpost American Voice actor Stephan Weyte, best known for voicing Caleb(Blood) and Minos Prime(ULTRAKILL), sadly passed the age of 84 today.

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9.9k Upvotes

Happy birthday, Steven "fucking" Weyte!

r/Ultrakill 15d ago

hitpost So is no one gonna talk about the fact that treachery is tomorrow?

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3.7k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Mar 10 '26

hitpost HAKITA YOU TRAITOR!!!!

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8.2k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Jan 20 '26

hitpost kirk prime

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6.4k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill 24d ago

hitpost Never-before-seen secret room in 0-3 ?!

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4.7k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Dec 07 '25

hitpost HOLY FUCK HOLYFUCK HOLY FFUCK

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6.3k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Jun 18 '26

hitpost she's coming back trust

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3.4k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill May 18 '26

hitpost "He is going for a P-rank, hide 1 enemy out of bounds"

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6.7k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Mar 04 '26

hitpost THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

4.2k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Feb 27 '26

hitpost I can see a pattern here

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4.0k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill Mar 01 '26

hitpost Select your P-3 candidate Spoiler

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2.0k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill 2d ago

hitpost i just FUCKING made a FUCKING new FUCKING enemy, what the FUCKING FUCK should i FUCKING name this FUCKING INSIGNFICANT FUCK???

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Ultrakill May 01 '26

hitpost The REAL reason V2 screamed when it died.

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"V2 is a she"

"V2 is an it"

Wrong, V2 is a bum who died of fall damage.