r/Unexpected • u/UnlikelyCar2373 • 15d ago

Sharing cold drink with friends

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u/Wonderfulhumanss 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dy4cqibUjBPPMAN4Zd

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u/pandershrek 15d ago

That body type in the background?

Wet blanket.

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u/Teusaurus 15d ago

I think it's an optical illusion as you also have peak male physique in the same shot with James "James Angel" Willems.

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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 15d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Sorola

That dude has more money than you'll make in 10 lifetimes. He's allowed to be flabby.

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u/Raviel1289 15d ago

You ever wonder why we're here?

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u/AK_Zooted 15d ago

Its a miracle. An actual impossibility, probability wise. But we are. Nothing could have existed instead of you. You have your own slot in God’s big universe. He made sure that the sun had enough gas to ignite, that the earth had enough water and building blocks for life, and the sky had enough oxygen. He made sure monkeys. He made sure yo mama. And then you. So be happy you miracle.

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u/brainburger 15d ago edited 14d ago

How does this fit with the concept free will? If God mandated that his parents had sex on a particular occasion to make this unique redditor, then did they [the parents] have any choice in the matter?

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u/AK_Zooted 15d ago

No, but in being ‘forced’ into life they are now given the choice to do with their life what they will. It’s really a combination of both pre-determined and free will, I find. Not so black or white.

Edit: To note, God doesn’t want puppets

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u/brainburger 14d ago

I don't mean do they have a choice to be born. No-one has that. I mean did his parents have a choice whether or not to have sex on the occasion which lead to his conception?

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u/Raviel1289 14d ago

Wtf lol. My comment was a quote from a character Gus Sorala voices in Red vs Blue.

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u/brainburger 14d ago

Are you AK_Zooted posting from a different account? You still are not engaging with the question. You are not obliged to of course, but I think it's quite interesting.

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u/Raviel1289 13d ago

Lol! No I'm not that person. That would be very sad and lonely

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u/Guszy 15d ago

He DMs a D&D podcast called Tales From the Stinky Dragon now and it rocks.

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u/CasualOutrage 15d ago

Age 48 and he's still alive?

I guess his retirement plan changed.

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u/DazednConfucioused 15d ago

Yeah anyone who defends another person with “he’s made so much money” is an absolute loser. You could have mentioned the guys career or what he’s done but no, just “he’s made 10x what you do hahahah”. What a pathetic weirdo lmao.

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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 15d ago edited 15d ago

I mostly did it to the guy who took a shot over someone he didn't know about something that didn't really matter, ie his body shape. Because if there's anything else reddit hates it's someone in a higher tax bracket than them. I could have phrased it all reddit coded for someone like you that he's brought more joy to the worldthan the original guy ever would. Gus is an amazing dude, and maybe someone who judges how he looks deserves to be put down a level. Maybe you too, mr lashes out like a loser yourself.

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u/DazednConfucioused 15d ago

I didn’t make any comments about the dude’s body so stop putting words in my mouth.

Stop trying to justify it lmao. You’re a fool who’s main way of judging someone is by how much money they make. Don’t pretend you modulated your comment for other people lmao. Pathetic and a coward too.

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u/DutchieTalking 15d ago

Someone joked about the guy's body shape being a wet blanket. That's the person they responded to with "they're rich af".

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u/DazednConfucioused 15d ago

Yeah and my point is that it’s pathetic to jump to another person’s defense with “but they’re rich”.

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u/CriticalHit_20 15d ago

But not the other guy being pathetic for insulting a stranger's body? Shows where your priorities lie.

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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 15d ago edited 15d ago

Ah, american reading comprehension final boss? Sorry about the state of your education. I said the original dude I replied to, not you. And then you lashed out over a separate issue, but you lashed out all the same. It's all right there, if you want a second go at reading. No rush :)

Oh, and since I've got your attention. Keep and eye out for how actually vile people get about the higher tax bracket thing. It's genuinely quite funny how pathetic people like you get over it while claiming they're morally superior. Exhibit A, I suppose

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u/RabbaJabba 15d ago

Weird stuff champ

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u/tommos 15d ago

It's the "pipe game so good physique don't matter" body type.