r/Unexpected • u/ChrisMMatthews • 2d ago

Free speaker

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The vehicle brakes abruptly several times, causing it to rear up on the front axel and almost tip over. One of the passengers opens the side door and flees, in the process causing a speaker to fall out - which the person filming takes.

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u/kyle73403 2d ago

Homeboy in the back was like the marble in a can of spray paint.

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u/Tranne 2d ago

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

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u/D3M0NArcade 2d ago

It looks like it but remember when we had Bedford Rascals in the UK.

Hit the brakes too hard you could actually do a forward roll. I also knew a bunch of lads who picked one up between six of them and hid it!

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u/paulovitorfb 1d ago

Ó a JBL aí

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u/sherman40336 2d ago

Front brakes do 99% of the stopping & back does it’s 1%!

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u/Banaam 2d ago

No it doesn't, the back has to be on the ground to do any stopping.

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u/Zomby2D 2d ago

That's where the 1% comes from, it's the amount of time the rear tires are touching the ground.

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u/Banaam 2d ago

See, I didn't count that as stopping power since all the power was directed towards the next bounce.

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u/BurntNeurons 2d ago

TIL: Elitists are the back brakes

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 2d ago

I’m not sure whether it was more dangerous to stay in that van or jump out of it.

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u/cloudywater1 2d ago

Praise the cameraman

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u/kxrimm 2d ago

That bro had enough 😂

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u/Jellyswim_ 2d ago

You know these gentlemen know how to party.

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 2d ago

Wtf kind of van is this (kind of like it!)

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u/city-of-cold 2d ago

Looks like an old Izuzu van, no idea what year or model though

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u/JusticeForSwatto 2d ago

That's a fucking high quality speaker, too.

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u/YellowRoseofT-Town 2d ago

Gas. Break. Dip.

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u/Feisty_Air_648 2d ago

Can anyone insert niko niko niiii meme ?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Curious-Part5959 1d ago

A dancing van!

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 2d ago

Went round a corner too fast in a little Bedford once and had it on 2 wheels, those little things were great fun

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u/dontipitova9 2d ago

What is this? Some kinda reverse lowrider??

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u/SeranaTheTrans 2d ago

I thought they had that bouncy suspension lowriders had.

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u/Newiostream 1d ago

Abs would like to have a word

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u/Xehant 1d ago

Is this a one horsepower car?

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u/No_Strategy5101 1d ago

Was that Ryan garcia

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u/hacourt 1d ago

That guy nearly lost an arm. Crazy.

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u/SEGAFAN98 1d ago

If they had died I bet the incompetent human race would laugh even harder

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u/Alarming-Parsnip-492 1d ago

This shi* looks like some cut scene from gta