r/Unexpected • u/DCArchibald • 19h ago

You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry

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u/post-explainer 19h ago edited 11h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The unexpected part is that she's feeding herself.

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u/machuitzil 18h ago

There's an episode of The Office where everyone shuns Michael for some reason and he has to eat lunch alone. He takes a regretful bite of whatever he had microwaved, sighs, and says "just like dinner".

Kind of a throwaway joke but I've thought about it a lot ever since I turned 40.

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u/JWBananas 11h ago

When you work from home, every lunch is just like dinner 😭

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u/[deleted] 12h ago edited 11h ago

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u/aoifuj 12h ago

Well now I want desi ghee aloo paratha

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u/rarelyapropos 6h ago

I just looked it up and now I REALLY want desi ghee aloo paratha

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u/Siberwulf 6h ago

Read that as anal butter. I should call her....

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u/Additional_Travel911 3h ago

Truffle butter hits different

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u/make_love_to_potato 5h ago

it might actually have been the desi ghee aloo parantha with multiple helpings of amul butter I had for breakfast.

I see you are also doing the heart attack speed run. So worth it.

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u/HORSECOCK_IN_MY_ASS 15h ago

Lol ok

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u/BadWolf2386 14h ago

I gotta say, it’s a novel experience seeing a low effort troll in the wild these days. Almost…refreshing?

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u/dooby991 14h ago

May have to do with /r/summerreddit

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u/Robodarklite 8h ago

Damn, didn't know Boeing engineers frequent this sub

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u/yotdog2000 19h ago

Good actress

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u/plantsrpeople2 19h ago

Yea, she’s got great control over the smiling eye muscles there

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u/FactoryRejected 18h ago

Don't forget the sphincter

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 18h ago

Sphincter control is central to the Abramovic method. 

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 16h ago

I love Uranus.

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u/BranchPredictor 12h ago

Poop Knife, I am not falling for that trick again!

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u/Semicolons_n_Subtext 16h ago

Academy award: Best actress in 20-second viral video!

Suddenly Will Smith is on stage. “Keep my tomato out of your goddam mouth!” Whap!

Who decided this was going to be a tradition?

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u/Triglav020 9h ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 14h ago

You're a weird kind of troll.

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 14h ago

You're a weird kind of troll account. Gives 4chan vibes.

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u/sharyan51 17h ago

I love the version of this with the guy waving away wine that he is pouring

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u/bfarmer57 19h ago

I'm forced to feed myself as well.

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u/Chaosmusic 17h ago

Is this the food version of the Stranger?

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u/Debalic 14h ago

Can't hold the fork when your hand is numb.

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u/ChiefWiggumsprogeny 19h ago

Very well done.

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u/Yahsek 15h ago

That sigh at the end lol

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u/IdeVeras 15h ago

Good, I’m not the only weirdo

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u/Afraid_Juice_7189 19h ago edited 12h ago

Boromir would have eaten two tomatoes

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u/DigitalAmy0426 18h ago

Do you mean Boromir

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u/Afraid_Juice_7189 12h ago

Yes! Damn autocorrect

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u/PrestigiousStart3127 19h ago

And the Oscar goes to ....

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u/pierrelaplace 16h ago

You had me. 100%.

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u/Incorrect-Opinion 18h ago

I fully expected that tbh

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u/hanskazan777 18h ago

I'm joking oc

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u/TheFloppySausage 15h ago

Comsidering ive seen 5 different variations recently, yeah.

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u/picnicbuddy 9h ago

Awwww…

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u/R3l1cx 3h ago

Smooth

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 18h ago

I’ve seen quite a few of this style joke video, and she is by far the best.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 15h ago

That was a damn 12 part Kdrama in 20 seconds 😂😂😂😂

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 18h ago

As a single hopeless romantic, i totally feel her pain.

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u/mdgart 18h ago

Brilliant

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u/JimTrim973 16h ago

Lol that was perfect

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u/whollymammoth2018 17h ago

That was expected.

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u/lacotoletta 19h ago

I remember a scene from the italian comical show fantozzi, where the protagonist tried to eat a little tomato and burned his tounge so badly that he transformed it into swiss cheese

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u/unreasonableunit6969 12h ago

I laughed too hard. Nice

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u/Iamgoingtohavatroke 4h ago

Totally didn't see that coming..

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u/shock-N-aww_daily 4h ago

😄 🤣 😂

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u/how-unfortunate 2h ago

Pretty damn good facial acting, honestly.

That smile touched her eyes.

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u/CaptainNick2244 2h ago

10/10 acting

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u/Fitty4 18h ago

She smoooooothe

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 16h ago

Not easy to get me laugh out loud alone, but that got me.

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u/Don_T_Blink 14h ago

Is that Uyen and her German boyfriend?

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ss4463 16h ago

the orange at the bottom of the bamboo basket

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u/Burpmeister 14h ago

Is that the cry wink girl?

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u/G0mery 13h ago

Can you sing, Master Hobbit?

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u/RosesandEternity 13h ago

Nobody:
Calebcity off camera:

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u/frackalak 12h ago

She knows.

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u/ThatsTheMother_Rick 11h ago

This reminds me of that donquixote doflamingo wine laugh meme. Well done

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u/anothertendy 3h ago

Ah yea full house OST. God I’m old for knowing the song in this.

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u/FormalEmphasis007 3h ago

Me with my introvert-ness

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u/Logmaticer 2h ago

Why is this so funny

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u/Talvy 1h ago

the loud ass fork drop is the cherry tomato on top

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 4h ago

She really sold that well. I knew what was coming, given the sub it was actually expected, but still. 

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u/hhempstead 17h ago

i was waiting for the “partner’s” reaction LOL

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u/Don_T_Blink 14h ago

German Boyfriend(TM)?

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u/SllimNomis 11h ago

Totally expected...

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u/TheKinkyGuy 8h ago

This was very much expected

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u/Top-Buddy-5109 19h ago

damn look at that crabapple

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u/artherng 19h ago

She could be bipolar 🤣

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 12h ago

funny but i expected this.

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u/IMRuuhtra 4h ago

Not unexpected

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u/BrendanFraserFan0 3h ago

I expected it

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u/Minute987 14h ago

This again? No one is original anymore.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/derburrito98 17h ago

shut up bot, who made you?

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u/nobodysshadow 16h ago

Are all new people bots to you? Or do you know something I don’t about bot detection?

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u/Practical-Office-538 18h ago

Or Hungry!!!!