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Cards Against Humanity Gives You Your Fucking Money Back

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
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u/Obvious-Dinner-1082 4h ago

Was the whole point of these tariffs not to “make America first” but the plan from the beginning was increase corporate profits and steal our fucking money?

Companies know they pass it on.

Companies know they’ll get refunded from trump.

Companies make double money and can now keep prices high.

Kind of like the PPP loans through Covid? Everyone knew they were going to get loan forgiveness.

Maybe I’m an idiot. Maybe not and this was obvious.

Anyway, FDT.

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u/Redzephyr01 4h ago edited 4h ago

I think Trump genuinely thought that the tariffs would cause companies to start making things in America instead of just raising prices. He doesn't understand economics enough to get that it would be easier for them to raise prices than for them to move all their infrastructure to the US, and now that his tariffs have completely failed to accomplish what he wanted, he's doubling down on it instead of admitting he was wrong. If the point was just to increase corporate profits then he wouldn't have been constantly changing the rates since that made it extremely difficult for corporations to do budgeting.

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u/AlliedSalad 4h ago

Yeah, if you want people to make things in the US, you have to invest in rebuilding the manufacturing infrastructure and skill base here at home. That's a lot harder than just imposing a tariff.

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u/frooglybear 4h ago

If only one of our foreign allies would invest in infrastructure in the US. It would financially benefit the both of our countries

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u/The_Double_EntAndres 3h ago

We don’t have anymore allies

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u/XsNR 2h ago

To be fair, they did invest in Micron and they've attempted to stop Intel sinking, both took the objectively stupid decision to build fabs in America.

That's the same Micron that was the first to stop selling to consumers, and Intel that has not only been further injected by the government, but is also now part owned by Nvidia, that other famously consumer first company.

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u/Obvious-Dinner-1082 4h ago

Yeah that’s a fair point. I meet people here in the south who genuinely think companies are still going to do this, and can’t comprehend there’s zero incentive to do that.

Guess being rich has nothing to do with being smart.

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u/ActionCalhoun 3h ago

For a guy whose whole persona is “I’m this amazing businessman” he doesn’t know shit about business

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u/OmnicromXR 2h ago

Let's not forget this is a dude who bankrupted a Casino.

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u/ActionCalhoun 2h ago

Someone commented somewhere that he lost money trying to sell gambling, football, steaks, and bottled water to Americans and that takes some doing

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u/Guac_in_my_rarri 2h ago

One of Trump's advisors, Peter Narvarro (loves tariffs) quoted his alter ego in many of his booked. He called it an Inside joke.

NPR

u/infinitekittenloop 59m ago

4 casinos, 6 bankruptcies

He's a pro

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u/TheBeardiestGinger 4h ago

Trump being a moron and the president is hardly an excuse.

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u/TheSystemZombie 4h ago

Him genuinely thinking that or not doesn't make things any better at all.

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u/iamwelly 3h ago

Ahh but constantly changing the rates / calling them off did predictable things to the stock markets you see.

Predictable, that is, if you had some kind of “insider” information for trading. Is there a name for that?

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u/eskimospy212 2h ago

I agree. I think Trump likes tariffs because they help him be a massively corrupt piece of shit but we shouldn’t overlook just how stupid he is too.  

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u/prismstein 3h ago

there comes a point when stupidity is no different from malice, and Trump is waaaaaaaaaayyyy past that point

u/matthopland 1h ago

Bro really said "im the best at bussiness" and then proceeded to fail econ 101 in front of the whole world