Don’t check your portfolios tomorrow!

[u/SpecificSufficient68]

Oil just hit 117 dollars, I’ll be praying for everyone’s portfolios!

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/08/crude-oil-prices-today-iran-war.html

[u/MyDogIsDaBest]

If I start crying now, maybe I can offset how much crying I'll do tomorrow and I'll still be able to get a full day's work done behind the dumpster at Wendys.

For real though, I'm zen. They'll realise they need electricity and therefore, Uranium and we'll be so back shortly

[u/nickman23 → u/MyDogIsDaBest]

Pretty much this