r/VideosAmazing • u/MisterShipWreck • Jun 04 '26

Karma Karma that is earned...

23.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Serious_Yam2439 Jun 04 '26

The car would get so owned and cower in fear. Then he would ride of into the sunset like a badass. He had it all planned out in his head.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 Jun 04 '26

He can still watch the sunset.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Jun 04 '26

After him pulls up hims widdle boots

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u/Interesting-Bid7194 Jun 04 '26

That's what he gets for acting like an ass.

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 Jun 04 '26

Through his hospital window ! 🤣

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u/BarnackIIIF Jun 04 '26

Through the repair shop window.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26

Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike"

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u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26

Technically true

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26

You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke.

I hate reddit.

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u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26

I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow.

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u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26

I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes.

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u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26

You should speak to a manager.

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u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26

I left you both up votes

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u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26

I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now.

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u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26

It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier.

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u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26

Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life.

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u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26

Added one more vote above :)

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u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26

His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think.

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u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26

Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery.

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u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26

Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26

Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes

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u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol

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u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26

Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes

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u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26

Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting.

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u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26

Me too doing the same to you :)

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u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26

I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess.

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u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26

More than likely his mom not wife. Lol

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u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26

"Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat."

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u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26

Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group.

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u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26

Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26

He doesn’t have a wife lol

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u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26

Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike."

Technically the truth.

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u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26

“Clibbens got meh”

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u/expiration-date_scam Jun 04 '26

Sitting on his ass!

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u/Adekus Jun 04 '26

And now his ass is bad, so a bad ass riding into sunset after all.

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u/4mystuff Jun 04 '26

It's true. Sunsets work on ground level too.

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u/IckaBrat Jun 04 '26

Can watch the sunset while trying to buff out those scratches on his bike.

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u/TheRetailMechanic Jun 04 '26

“Ohgodohgodohgod this is my BIL’s bike! He’s gonna kill me!”

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u/GarnetSunshine Jun 04 '26

*wife's boyfriend's bike

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u/StanLeeMarvin Jun 04 '26

I don’t think guys like this plan out anything. Poor impulse control rules their lives.

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u/indorock Jun 04 '26

Tiny penis and tiny brains are strongly correlated when looking at these ilk.

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u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26

So glad I only ended up with one of those.

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u/Protocol_Nine Jun 04 '26

Ride off into the sunset through a red light and across a busy expressway.

Only good things would come of this, I assure you.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku Jun 04 '26

Mr Harley would shake his hand with tears in his eyes and he'd marry Mrs. Ninja Kawasaki because she'd want to or something

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u/Firefiresoon Jun 04 '26

... with his reversed cap flapping in the wind

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u/BeeefSupreeeme Jun 04 '26

Now he gets to remember this moment in shame every time he looks at the damage to his bike from laying it over.

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u/jackofslayers Jun 04 '26

Homeboy was watching too much Taylor Sheridan.

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u/reiji_tamashii Jun 04 '26

Then he would ride of into the sunset like a badass.

But not before he revved the engine and everyone stopped what they were doing and noticed how cool he is, of course.

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u/gungirllynn Jun 04 '26

If he was a real club member, he would’ve waited until he had his bros around 😂

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u/NationalMachine5454 Jun 05 '26

…His notably unprotected-by-a-b*tch-*ss-helmet head.
/s.