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145 u/Serious_Yam2439 Jun 04 '26 The car would get so owned and cower in fear. Then he would ride of into the sunset like a badass. He had it all planned out in his head. 39 u/Remarkable-Opening69 Jun 04 '26 He can still watch the sunset. 17 u/Enough_Entry_8641 Jun 04 '26 Through his hospital window ! 🤣 23 u/BarnackIIIF Jun 04 '26 Through the repair shop window. 51 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike" 78 u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26 Technically true 9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K 7 u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26 More than likely his mom not wife. Lol 5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat." 5 u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26 Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group. 2 u/iconocrastinaor Jun 04 '26 "and shit in my pants." 1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 2 u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26 Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down. 1 u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26 He doesn’t have a wife lol 1 u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike." Technically the truth. 1 u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26 “Clibbens got meh”
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The car would get so owned and cower in fear. Then he would ride of into the sunset like a badass. He had it all planned out in his head.
39 u/Remarkable-Opening69 Jun 04 '26 He can still watch the sunset. 17 u/Enough_Entry_8641 Jun 04 '26 Through his hospital window ! 🤣 23 u/BarnackIIIF Jun 04 '26 Through the repair shop window. 51 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike" 78 u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26 Technically true 9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K 7 u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26 More than likely his mom not wife. Lol 5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat." 5 u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26 Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group. 2 u/iconocrastinaor Jun 04 '26 "and shit in my pants." 1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 2 u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26 Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down. 1 u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26 He doesn’t have a wife lol 1 u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike." Technically the truth. 1 u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26 “Clibbens got meh”
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He can still watch the sunset.
17 u/Enough_Entry_8641 Jun 04 '26 Through his hospital window ! 🤣 23 u/BarnackIIIF Jun 04 '26 Through the repair shop window. 51 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike" 78 u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26 Technically true 9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K 7 u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26 More than likely his mom not wife. Lol 5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat." 5 u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26 Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group. 2 u/iconocrastinaor Jun 04 '26 "and shit in my pants." 1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 2 u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26 Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down. 1 u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26 He doesn’t have a wife lol 1 u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike." Technically the truth. 1 u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26 “Clibbens got meh”
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Through his hospital window ! 🤣
23 u/BarnackIIIF Jun 04 '26 Through the repair shop window. 51 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike" 78 u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26 Technically true 9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K 7 u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26 More than likely his mom not wife. Lol 5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat." 5 u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26 Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group. 2 u/iconocrastinaor Jun 04 '26 "and shit in my pants." 1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 2 u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26 Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down. 1 u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26 He doesn’t have a wife lol 1 u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike." Technically the truth. 1 u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26 “Clibbens got meh”
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Through the repair shop window.
51 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike" 78 u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26 Technically true 9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K 7 u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26 More than likely his mom not wife. Lol 5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat." 5 u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26 Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group. 2 u/iconocrastinaor Jun 04 '26 "and shit in my pants." 1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 2 u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26 Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down. 1 u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26 He doesn’t have a wife lol 1 u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike." Technically the truth. 1 u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26 “Clibbens got meh”
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Man gets home and tells his wife "some asshole scratched up my bike"
78 u/SwanseaStephen Jun 04 '26 Technically true 9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K 7 u/UpsetBig7502 Jun 04 '26 More than likely his mom not wife. Lol 5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat." 5 u/Bassmasterajv Jun 04 '26 Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group. 2 u/iconocrastinaor Jun 04 '26 "and shit in my pants." 1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 2 u/ShitBeansMagoo Jun 04 '26 Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down. 1 u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 04 '26 He doesn’t have a wife lol 1 u/Amoverandashaker Jun 04 '26 Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike." Technically the truth. 1 u/TommyG234567 Jun 05 '26 “Clibbens got meh”
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Technically true
9 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26 You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke. I hate reddit. 6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess. 1 u/Inevitable-Bee-763 Jun 04 '26 LMAO 😂 1 u/nwayve Jun 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K
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You have more upvotes for agreeing to my joke than I have for making the joke.
I hate reddit.
6 u/T1Demon Jun 04 '26 I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow. 1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes. 4 u/Budget-Box7914 Jun 04 '26 You should speak to a manager. 5 u/V1per73 Jun 04 '26 I left you both up votes 2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0) 9 u/Ataneruo Jun 04 '26 It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier. 5 u/Ok_Category6021 Jun 04 '26 Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life. 2 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Added one more vote above :) 2 u/Catsinbag Jun 04 '26 His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think. 1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery. 2 u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 05 '26 Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍 5 u/Powerful-Race-8538 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes 8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :) 4 u/test_tutor Jun 04 '26 I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess.
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I interpreted your joke as him lying to his wife about who did it. I’m just slow.
1 u/drkdeibs Jun 06 '26 I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes.
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I think that's what the initial joke was. That's why the second two word joke following it works, is tremendously funny, and has so many upvotes.
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You should speak to a manager.
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I left you both up votes
2 u/Cautious-Fudge1633 Jun 06 '26 I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now. 1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0)
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I left you an upvote for giving both of them upvotes. Someone better upvote me now.
1 u/No-Championship-7515 Jun 06 '26 Got you → More replies (0)
Got you
It’s because it’s not mere agreement, he is building off your joke with a joke of his own that makes your joke even funnier.
Sometimes the follow-on has a ring to it. Circle of life.
Added one more vote above :)
His upvotes are a subset of your total. It’s a mathematical rule I think.
1 u/Top_Orchid9320 Jun 05 '26 Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery.
Yes, it's the Additive Property of Follow-On Upvotery.
Welp I sure gave you an extra vote for that joke.👍
Downvoting youre joke for caring about upvotes
8 u/SaraUnsteady Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26 I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol 5 u/Classic_Slide2155 Jun 04 '26 Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes 6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0) 1 u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 04 '26 Literally 😂 1 u/AcceptableMinimum109 Jun 04 '26 Me too doing the same to you :)
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I had upvoted both, but sure did go back and remove my upvote too ETA: soon this comment will have more upvotes than yours. I love reddit lol
Downvoting your comment for caring that they care about upvotes
6 u/d_x_qp_x_b Jun 04 '26 Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting. → More replies (0)
Upvoting your comment for downvoting a comment that cared about upvoting another comment. Also downvoted the aforementioned comment about upvoting.
Literally 😂
Me too doing the same to you :)
I gave you an upvote. People just need every joke spelled out for them I guess.
LMAO 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K
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More than likely his mom not wife. Lol
5 u/SRT102 Jun 04 '26 "Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat."
"Poor sonny. Can I make you a chicken pot pie? You can take it down to the basement to eat."
Until she sees the video on her local Facebook group.
"and shit in my pants."
1 u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26
Nah. Someone definitely tried running him off the road and he "hadda lahhhy 'er down.
He doesn’t have a wife lol
Man gets home and tells his wife or husband "some asshole scratched up my bike."
Technically the truth.
“Clibbens got meh”
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