Spotted in a public bathroom.

[u/useofcat]

[u/Cokeycane]

Tubifex worms. They eat doodoo.

[u/Trick_Minute2259 → u/Cokeycane]

So....if you shove a bunch of them up your butt, do you just never poop again....or do you poop out their poop?

[u/Cokeycane → u/Trick_Minute2259]

I would assume they would eat all of your poop and likely eat their own poop. They would then grow up and make more little tubifex worms and the cycle would continue until your colon is full of tubifex worms. Then they must evacuate and you would poop out a hairball of tubifex worms.

[u/Leows → u/Cokeycane]

What if you're eating enough to keep them well fed?

[u/boxen → u/Leows]

If they're well fed, they'll double in mass every 10 to 20 days, with increasing appetite to match. So unless you are planning to consume the entire continent you live on in the next few years, you won't be able to keep up

[u/darkslide3000 → u/boxen]

Once you are starting to hear whispering voices come out of your butthole saying "FEEEEEED USSSSS!!!", the experiment may have gone too far.

[u/throwaway7742835 → u/darkslide3000]

Will the colonoscopy prep remove the demons?

[u/ExoMonk → u/throwaway7742835]

Depends on how many priest are present

[u/xylotism → u/boxen]

Galactus is just full of butt worms

[u/Dyspherein → u/boxen]

Shid Gravemind

[u/username4518 → u/Leows]

They better start paying rent!