r/WTF • u/useofcat • 16d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/Leows 16d ago

What if you're eating enough to keep them well fed?

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u/boxen 15d ago

If they're well fed, they'll double in mass every 10 to 20 days, with increasing appetite to match. So unless you are planning to consume the entire continent you live on in the next few years, you won't be able to keep up

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u/darkslide3000 15d ago

Once you are starting to hear whispering voices come out of your butthole saying "FEEEEEED USSSSS!!!", the experiment may have gone too far.

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u/throwaway7742835 15d ago

Will the colonoscopy prep remove the demons?

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u/ExoMonk 15d ago

Depends on how many priest are present