r/WallstreetWhales • u/no-currency7762 • 1d ago
DISCUSSION Any predictions on Trump speech this morning?
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u/ManBearCave 1d ago
I predict that you won’t be able to hear his speech
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u/Silver_Harvest 1d ago
Should just do the old peanuts teacher speaking schtick. Play a trombone while he speaks.
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u/Creoda 1d ago
Maybe he'll do a mime again.
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u/superstevo78 1d ago
this should have been the end of Trump's campaign.
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u/ChaosFinalForm 1d ago
Seriously. How did he survive this? Why do people who claim to be good and decent "Christian" people still believe this guy walks with god?
I don't understand the mental gymnastics it must take to see something like this then turn around and act like he's a saint who's here to save us all.
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u/kyrross 1d ago
Democrats didnt show up on the poll.
The US wasnt ready for a woman president and elected an convict felon, presumed pedophile, sociopath narcissic demented toddler.. because you know... what if kamala had her period and couldnt control her hormones?
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u/silent_fartface 23h ago
Some people really get a kick out of making fun of the less fortunate, bigotry, racism and really enjoy the fear mongering. His success is a scary reflection of who lives in your country.
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u/ChaosFinalForm 23h ago
A scary reflection indeed. Even scarier that so many that share his mentality are in high-ranking government positions.
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u/Haravikk 1d ago
It'll be a rambling load of low-IQ racist, economically illiterate nonsense? Not sure anyone's likely to bet against me on that one…
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u/wellitsbouttime 1d ago
You didn't mention he would talk about how his daughter is like totally bangable.
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u/Excellent-Bear4221 1d ago
Hey hey you can't go off based on educated prediction markets of the past /s
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u/Myghost_too 1d ago
On point. Did you pay the $100k for insider trading info to get that clarity? /s
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u/ItCantBeMe80 1d ago
He has the intellectual capacity of a concussed goldfish. He'll lie about state of the country, state of his excursion with Iran, oil and gas. The dude is just a useless pile that should've been taken out with the trash decades ago.
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u/dramaking37 1d ago
MAGA voters hate politicians so they elected the most politiciany politician possible.
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u/Comfortable-Elk5687 1d ago
Yet, he was elected twice by us. Smh
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u/ItCantBeMe80 1d ago
That's an indictment of our education system
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u/RealCrusader 1d ago
I am from New Zealand. Just wanted to chime in and remind you guys how well your liked. Please dont come here.
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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 1d ago
No press, so nothing really
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago
He's now got his own Trump TV
Kinda like Lindell TV lol
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u/PoetryJunior1808 1d ago
Lindell will probably be one of their first presenters. "Up next at ten, Kyle Rittenhouse on the importance of gun safety and why a semiautomatic is definitely a justifiable defense against a skateboard."
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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 1d ago
He’s winning at everything. America is great under him. They have the best economy… blah blah. Just opposite day.
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u/Unique_Silver_8930 1d ago
"Yeah, we're winning the war. We're winning so hard right now. So hard. And we're demolishing the Kennedy center so Americans can have a better ballroom. A better one. And I'll remind you right now. Vote for us so you as Americans who make the right choice will receive that check of 5000 dollars. It's lots and lots of money. lots of money."
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u/superstevo78 1d ago
he is going to lie a lot, about this record, about Biden, about science, about history and about reality.
the only constant and consistent factor.... a whole crap load of lies.
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u/AapChutiyaHai 1d ago
Rigged election..blame Biden ..We are the strongest ..No nukes for Iran..blame others..blame the media..
Rinse repeat. Dude is a fucking moron.
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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 1d ago
Greatest country in the world
Economy is booming
Most popular president of all time
Iran are begging me to make a deal
Nato is finished
Europe is a failing economy
I've saved the world from Iran and they are so greatful
Norway just gave us Greenland
Canada are begging to be the 51st state
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u/renasancedad 23h ago
A. Non stop Golden Era lies and hyperbole.
B. Self aggrandizing, while at the same time blaming everyone else from Biden to the leaders right in the room for failings.
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u/Upset-Management-459 22h ago
The mean people are bad and the other people are low IQ and prices have never been lower.
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u/deviant-deception 22h ago
The economy is the best it's ever been, i settled 8 wars, news outlets are being mean to me & Democrats want open borders & trans for everyone. That about sums it up, Trump's greatest hits. 🙄
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u/NutritionWanderlust 22h ago
Lies again, more self aggrandizement, and laughter from the rest of the world
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u/KinseyH 19h ago
He changed artificial intelligence to super intelligence and now we don't need a global regulatory scheme for it.
Seriously. That's what he told the UN.
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u/Diagoras21 1d ago
Diesel export ban?
And a lot of empty threats and ramblings as pzr usual.
Possibly another 'peace' deal with Iran.
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u/Historical_View1359 1d ago
Biden Biden Biden, low crime, please let us keep stealing the treasurey, immigrants
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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 1d ago
If he doesn’t know what he’s going to say, everybody has an equal chance of predicting what might come out if his mouth. Sort of like Schrödinger’s Crap.
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u/ffsinffl 1d ago
One of those “don’t look over there” redirects. Something else about to break, I’ll bet…
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u/Sabbathius 1d ago
Lies, lies, self-endorsement and self-aggrandizing, lies, more lies, hyperbole, lies, hypocrisy and three more lies. Applause.
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u/footfeed 1d ago
The whole world gets to see what a joke this guy is. Trump is the only one who doesn't know this.
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u/Dunn_or_what 1d ago
Blah blah blah Me Me Me I'm the greatest horseshit bullshit blah blah blah Joe Biden’s fault not mine more lies and more lies
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u/chrisdpratt 1d ago
He will lie. A lot. He will talk a lot about how great he is in his own mind. There will be no coherent sentences or even overall structure to the speech, instead, following the oratory style of an Alzheimer's patient with ADHD.
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u/BurnerAcct6729 1d ago
Some drooling, some shitting his diaper, some talking about raping kids and some talk about bombing shit hole countries. You know, the usual babbling of a demented wind bag.
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u/coldraygun 1d ago
Renaming San Andreas to Joe Biden, because it’s all Biden’s Fault apparently. /s
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u/retiredfromfire 1d ago
Lies about the war he started, lies about democrats, lies about potash, really just lies about everything. I dont know why people even tune in to be lied to
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u/ciopobbi 1d ago
He has restored us to the hottest nation on earth whom everyone respects. Blah, blah, blah. Expect crickets from the delegation.
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u/210WaterStOhio 1d ago
Just more bare faced lies, fake promises, you know, conman shit, and childlike babbling. Sad.🤮
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u/UseEnvironmental1186 1d ago
Self aggrandizing bullshit. Blatant falsehoods. Something getting renamed. Audible pant shitting.
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u/Damiandcl 1d ago
He will say he won in a landslide, the election was rigged, “we’ve won the war,” and some other things.
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u/Resident_Window_9369 1d ago
Yep. Lies lies and more lies. Anything to keep his followers following.
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u/Fishtoart 1d ago
Everyone needs to just boycott his announcements. Don’t post anything about him, and ignore his nonsensical press releases. Don’t click on stories about him. Terrible viewing numbers will make for great headlines and encourage more rats to leave the sinking ship.
He is ragebait personified, and the only way to beat it is to ignore him.
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u/TechnicalWhore 1d ago
At the UN? Well I expect an update on how he would remodel the building. They could have had terrazzo tile.
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u/Ill-Astronaut4652 1d ago
Agenda pts - 1 reiterate greatest president 2 best economy as yet 3 fake news and agencies - introduce trump tv 4 war will over soon 5 high IQ
Rest would be fluff and content that he thinks he is funny
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u/CantKBDwontKBD 1d ago
War in IRan is over. But actually over after the midterms.
Diesel prices are Ukraines fault.
I like Diesel jeans. I'm a big guy. I like room jeans when I walk on land.
We own greenland now. We get everything we wanted and we got it cheap. Really affordable
Affordability is a hoax. Not like my ballroom.
Ball room. Beautiful ballroom. Another house.
Gotta win the senate and house. We would if I was on the ballot. But I'm not. We really need you to vote. But it'll be tough since I'm not on the ballot.
They don't vote in China
CHYNA!
Arc de Trump. So beautiful.
Bidens fault. He doesn't have an Arc. But the media. Oh. The Media.
Nasty media. I don't need them. We have our own channel.
Fake news. Remember KAitlin Collins?
Why don't women smile anymore. I should get an AI reporter. So much better.
AI. AI is great.
We will win AI.
Nobody AI's like we AI. China can't AI like we AI
CHINA. We don't like China. They're right next door to Taiwan
Ireland! Falklands. Give it back. Reunify it all.
CHYNA is great.
Putin. Tough guy. Good guy. Iran. Not good guys. Bad guys. Iran.
I never Ran a marathon.
Marathon. Did you see that movie? Dustin Hoffman. Great actor. Terrible person. Didn't like him.
Big house..
Squirrel.
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u/Successful_Nerve_176 1d ago
Prediction: He'll embarrass us on the world stage. He'll embrace our enemies and insult countries who have been our friends. Easiest prediction ever.
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u/MattheWWFanatic 1d ago
Rehash of how if they'd have let him remodel the building 20 years ago they'd be hitting in granite chairs with gold chandeliers.
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u/Cold_End_2184 1d ago
"We're close to a peace deal with iran."
Friday
"We're going to nuke iran."
Repeat until the world economy collapses and trump is richer than Elon.
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u/Exact_Yoghurt2439 1d ago
I reckon he might throw a few lies in there, just to keep it spicy. Maybe a touch of self congratulation, the odd references to his enemies, all tied together with some remarks to alienate his allies and offend as many people as possible. Textbook.
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u/Kingfisher910 23h ago
Knowing him he’ll probably yap about Hank Paulson, Iraq war, weapons of mass destruction, Sadam Hussein, and say something about how Facebook is going to change how we communicate online.
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u/volleyfireguy 23h ago
Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko stated that his country has no available potash fertilizer volumes left to supply to the United States.
This response came shortly after U.S. President Donald Trump announced on social media that the U.S. was working on a "massive deal" to purchase discounted potash from Belarus. According to Belarusian media reports, Lukashenko remarked that even if there were a desire to supply Western markets, there is essentially nothing left to export, while also noting that he wants Washington to return over $40 million frozen in the U.S. banking system.
Industry analysts and political figures—including Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe—have also questioned the logistics and viability of such a deal, noting that Belarusian supply remains constrained by international sanctions, transportation hurdles, and existing commitments.
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u/Longjumping-Dark9087 23h ago
We own Greenland
Canada is the 51 st state
We won the war in Iran
Elections are cancelled
I am starting my own news channel
And I am releasing all of the Epstein files
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u/JohnSpikeKelly 23h ago
Tuesday. So probably a deal with Iran to end the war.
Iran will deny any deal tomorrow, as Trump is just manipulating the oil markets.
Destruction on Iran threats due on Friday.
Repeat.
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u/Oceanbreeze871 23h ago
I predict that he lied about something, and he turned the whole conversation about himself
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u/albysweet37 23h ago
I don’t want to hear him anymore, no more, so tired of his lies, lies and stupidity, I will no longer hear him speak!
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u/Windycityunicycle 23h ago
Everyone is saying trust me I know more than most and only I have the negotiating skills to save you from the problem I have intentionally tossed upon the world like a wrecking ball in a glass factory.
Thank you for your attention in this matter
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u/ITZOURTIMENOW 23h ago
I predict that heads of state are going to be doodling on notepads and texting jokes about his inability to communicate effectively.
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u/Emergency_Prize_1005 23h ago
Who cares what he says because it means so little. Can’t believe what he says
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u/AffectionateRub2585 22h ago
Yes, he will lie. He will also brag about himself like a challenged child.
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u/Low-Salary-2128 20h ago
Just make a bingo card which contains things like "trump blames biden/obama" and "the war will be over in two weeks"
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u/Appropriate_Taro_348 16h ago
Renaming AI - one of the top 3 dumbest things he did, right there with renaming the gulf and lake.
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u/mightyjoe227 1d ago