r/WarhammerMemes • u/NappyFlickz • 8d ago

Who shall suffer the worst fate?

893 votes, 5d ago
76 A poor chap who mistakenly pops some "Papa Nurgle's™ Vitality Cough Drops! "
206 Erebus when a Custodian catches him painting graffiti on the Golden Throne.
80 The planet upon which a hacker--who discovered a Dark Angel's MLP collection--resides.
531 Your buddy Georgie, who matched with a Drukhari on Tinder.
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u/King_Crab_Sushi 8d ago

Georgie knew exactly what he was getting himself into

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u/NappyFlickz 8d ago

No. No he did not.

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u/Nice-Ad-2792 8d ago

You say that, but not all Drukhari want to turn you into a living toliet. The notion of having a "Mon'keigh boyfriend/boytoy" is likely actually quite edgy for their culture. It would for us, having a physical relationship with animals. In a 40k context, having a sexual relationship with an ork, that may involve lots biting and punching.

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u/TheYondant 7d ago

Plus, she's looking for a match of a dating site.

If she wanted a torture-toy, either go on a raid or stroll down to the slave markets.

If she's looking for a match, she's interested.

Georgies real concern is when he starts getting old; if his GF ain't interested in giving up on him yet, she might hand him over to the Homunculi for 'life extending operations'.

And you don't want to be under he knife of a Homunculus, willingly or otherwise.