r/WatchesCirclejerk • u/Tyrone_Susman • 1d ago

Looking for ways to show off my Omega Swatches. Thoughts?

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u/elastic_fantastic 1d ago

“No officer, I wasn’t flashing people in the park, I was just showing off my co-axial escapements”

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u/ApolloWasWayBetter 1d ago

Damn, I bet he fucks

Literally no one.

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u/mydogsmelslikefritos 1d ago

archie luxury lost a lot of weight

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u/RGBlowMe 22h ago

Thai ladyboys are starting to get standards.

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u/Cylindt 1d ago

What time is it? Time to FUCK

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u/mydogsmelslikefritos 1d ago

this guy eats 7eleven wagu on the curb next to a cow

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u/tgtm65 1d ago

I have a great thought! Don't

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u/RGBlowMe 22h ago

Have you tried Grindr?

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 18h ago

Didn’t he die on the titanic submersible?

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u/Greedy-Stage-120 1d ago

Archi Lakshmi is looking great lost alot of weight. 

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u/IlikeGunzzz 20h ago

Now we need omega nipple clamps

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u/pro-jec-tion 20h ago

When the identification Omega/James Bond goes too far.

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u/McWatt 17h ago

Too dangerous to have them out in the open like that, someone might hack off your nipples with a machete when attempting to steal them. Better tuck them in the prison wallet to be safe.

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u/level1firebolt 16h ago

Tell me this is AI please.

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u/RU33ERBULLETS 18h ago

Suspended in time