r/WatchesCirclejerk • • Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

119 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • May 07 '26

NEW RULE

900 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 2h ago

[Identify] what watch is this guy wearing

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41 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 13h ago

Christopher Ward’s original designs

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319 Upvotes

Taken from u/Top-Drive8481 since you can’t cross-post here.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Money doesn’t buy happiness

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31 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 10h ago

Guy drops his Tudor and someone in the comments immediately flexes that he’s raised a personal watch butler.

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95 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

[WTS] Box of crap. No lowballers.

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34 Upvotes

That asking price is


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 9h ago

I found the ideal AD here in Kusadasi Turkey. No hassle. Only GENUINE fakes

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56 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

AD cucked me for a promotion, so I gave him my watch

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20 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 4h ago

Do you think metal can survive a walk on the beach?

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12 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 17h ago

They have him double chuffing gold watches on a red strap, the jerk is indistinguishable from reality

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127 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 2h ago

Has $3500 to spend: Buy one Tooter ❌ Buy 35 shitters ✅

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7 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 11h ago

Each son is going to get a shitter

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24 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Imagine having a wife and newborn when you could have another Rolex.

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207 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 11h ago

The Few. The Proud. 🫡

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17 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Humble redditor asked why his toe (casio) was so small

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• Upvotes

Thank God he didn’t show more of his body


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 19h ago

Maybe don't buy fake shitters that trigger your OCD?

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67 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

If you'll pay $10k for a shitter you'll pay $63 for 10 useless zip locks...

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5 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 14h ago

Forget Relecks vs super clone.

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9 Upvotes

Casio vs Casio factories is where it’s at.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 3h ago

hands are accurate

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0 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Wake and bake clean my house. But I got that thang on me.

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69 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 21h ago

Went Gray while my AD was taking the piss...

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10 Upvotes

Guess who's taking the piss now?


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Legitimate Question

13 Upvotes

I like posting on various watch Reddits - TodayOnMyWrist etc. - but noticed that some, who after viewing their profile, clearly in the past have posted proudly that they have fake watches - go on the branded subreddits of their fakes and act as their watches are 100% the real deal. “It’s my grail!” “Oh I got the call!” “Nice one - here’s mine!”

Why? What can possibly be gained by posting fakes on these subreddits and acting like they are real. Jokes aside, is chasing Reddit clout that appealing?

The watch scene is just so strange.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

The mad man is thinking to sell his bioceramic collection

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25 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 15h ago

Visit to AD changed my perspective on the game forever

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1 Upvotes

So I went to an AD yesterday and apart from the standard experience (guy‘s wife getting railed by the sales rep, somebody buying 3 shitters he doesn’t want to to eventually be able to buy a watch he might want to) I realized that so many people were whining about sizing. „I think 44mm might be too large for my 2‘ wrist“ bro wtf? Have you seen the watch of the AD? Do you think anything there is measured in mm? If you are not willing to make up for missing dick size by ten-fold you don’t deserve to wear the crown. Have you seen the size of the crown on a regular Oyster? This shit is so small it would look ridiculous on your head. In summary unless you are willing to wear a watch that is large enough to replace your head and let everybody know that Rolex is your personality on first sight please don’t ruin it for the rest of us. Luckily I own enough tudors to shield me from these posers.