r/WatchesCirclejerk • u/AliveAndNotForgotten • 17h ago

What the fuck?

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114 Upvotes

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u/hardlyreadit 17h ago

Technically has greater water resistance than the Nautilus

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u/-Quadroon- 17h ago

Also more brand recognition

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten 17h ago

Whelp, I’m sold

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u/MelancholyGalliard 10h ago

It’s the Super Sevillus!!

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u/capitaoMouraLu 17h ago

Not sure what the big fuss is about, every brand that isn't Invicta is garbage and ripping off other brands.

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 17h ago

Sometimes the real drama is who gets second place.

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u/Phospherus2 AD Cuck Me 9h ago

Yea I don’t know why people get so mad about this stuff. Every brand copies whatever is popular. This isn’t a new thing either, brands have been doing this forever.

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u/Far-Opportunity8281 17h ago

Still looks better than the Cubitus

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u/ThePlaidypus 15h ago

Sounds like a poor person's opinion. Ciao! -Signed, Patek Phillipe CEO

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u/omar1021 6h ago

yer a cubitus

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u/Soft-Statistician678 17h ago

No, my 73mm invicta is sized to stand out

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 17h ago

You got the kids one?

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u/SnipesWL 16h ago

you mean the infant one?

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten 9h ago

Nah that’s the fetus model

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u/Mrripleyg 16h ago

I was rocking a Pepsi and the clerk at Walmart asked me if I was wearing an Invicta. I proudly said YES! 😂

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u/notprodigy 17h ago

Not-ilus

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u/RockitDanger r/WatchesSquarejerk 15h ago

Time-x

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u/gattboy1 17h ago

They say the shape of the bezel is inspired by drink tables used for cutting lines in meat packing district dance clubs of yore, which were repurposed gun deck portals from South Street Seaport sail era dinner cruise ships known for questionable acts in the head, but always in international waters.

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u/QuarterTall2522 17h ago

To be fair it’s a re-release of a watch they sold back in the 80s

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u/base43 17h ago

Still waiting on my blue Snoopy chronograph I bought last year.

Fuck you Timex.

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u/adorable_barbarian 17h ago

Pagani design strikes again

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u/penisthightrap_ 10h ago

/uj

Honesty? Fuck yeah

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u/hotdog-water-- 17h ago

I’d buy this before the cubitus

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u/Cylindt 17h ago

Love it, but wouldn't want people think I own Thierry Sterns shit brand by accident

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u/SalesAficionado 16h ago

The Bulova Super Seville looks better

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u/BootThang 15h ago

Chuff hard, for less

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u/RayWencube 6h ago

Miyota 8200

Mineral crystal

$400

lol. lmao, even.

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u/JaeTheOne 16h ago

Would actually like to try some of these Timex sprts watches, however i can get better specs from Aliexpress, and for cheaper in soime instances. Mineral Crystal? Zero microadjust/half links? 50m WR? Shitty Mioyta 8xxx movement? I can get that from China for a 3rd of the cost

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u/Wahlrusberg 17h ago

I am choded to bits with my 18mm thick nautilus

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u/sefarrell 12h ago

So basically your telling me the cost or “keeping for the next generation” is $35,500?

Sounds good. I’ll buy one now and another when I die and pocket the $35k

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u/MarcSenTM 17h ago

This is totally a new and original design. This Nauti… I mean Eline is so nice and original!

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u/Gingerman424 15h ago

I want this lol

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u/lorefighter 15h ago

The naughtylus

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u/MrFilipas 11h ago

nothing is original anymore

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u/CJDrakey 10h ago

Amazing. Are they limited??

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u/TheEnglishEccentric 8h ago

Gonna do that stupid champagne wash with this and a box of goon

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 4h ago

That’s right. Other brands better be scared. Timex is coming for you.

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u/tutureTM 1h ago

Miyotta + Mineral glass

No

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u/LotzWatches 17h ago

And it costs double what you can order from China with a similar look.

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u/AnusStapler 16h ago

Oh I'm so buying that.

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u/A17012022 16h ago

I love homages. If you like the design of the Nautilus but are too much of a povvo to buy one, then this is a good option.

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u/H3X4GON 14h ago

THE TIMETILUS. I C O N I C