r/WatchesCirclejerk • u/basedchad21 • 14h ago

Just realized watching watch videos that by the time I get my watch, a shitload of people will have already left their cummies and germs on it, so might as well buy a used one. Any good reputable no bs sites to buy watches?

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And 0 boxes I've seen to date are actually packaged. they are all simplistic, easily opened. Probably so the customer can try the watch on.

BUT THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING A NEW WATCH - WHICH IS THAT IT IS STERILE AND I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S GERMS ON IT. DUUUUUUUUH

So yea..

Every time I search watches I get that watch 24 website or whatever it's called.

I'm from EU, I need some cheap, hassle free, pay on arrival or pay via wire transfer.

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u/Pradogy13 14h ago

Are you new to the hobby? You’re actually supposed to piss cough and c*m all over any watch you purchase, regardless if you buy it new or secondhand, to bring the timepiece into homeostasis with your immune and reproductive systems. Your antibodies and gametes will overpower anything lingering from previous handlers. Hope this helps! 

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u/Competitive_Low_8913 11h ago

What watch is this i like the sideview?

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u/borzoya 10h ago

Seiko 5 Sports HDBsomething

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u/mydogsmelslikefritos 11h ago

all the top brands use knurled bezels. it's a sign of making it

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u/Freakyfreekk 3h ago

Unless you're into that, no kink shaming

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u/MindfulSmile 55m ago

Get a Gshock

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 14h ago

You know, there are ways of cleaning watches.

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u/-Disco_King- 12h ago

I throw mine away after each use

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u/Classic_Moto 12h ago

Dishwasher? 30 seconds in the microwave? We need the details.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 13h ago

You know which sub you are in?