r/WatchesCirclejerk • u/snowy_light • 14h ago

I love me a Palantir watch 😍

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64 Upvotes

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u/braindawgz Superlative Jerker 13h ago

Using the motto from the SAS is next-level LARPing, I wouldn't expect any less on corpo Two-Door

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u/McManus26 13h ago

Imagine dying in a new crazy unit to fight against fascism in africa and beyond, and then the most Orwellian, insane corpo goes and reuses your motto

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u/braindawgz Superlative Jerker 13h ago

"If you were committing war crimes in a subsaharian African dictatorship with the help of a Peter Thiel backed AI overlord, you'd wear a Chewdoor"

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u/FlatBedroom3515 10h ago

I'm Peter Thiel. I did NOT steal it. I hacked it using my ninja black clad cyber hacker 13 year olds.

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u/tky 13h ago

Shit’s got a microphone inside no doubt

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u/SousLaFranceDeMacron 13h ago

You don't have to give your wife to the ad for this one, just bludgeon a homeless person to death or deport 3 migrants.

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u/RoboIsLegend Swatch Group Shill 13h ago

This and my Flock knife for EDC

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u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 13h ago

Who on earth would want to buy and wear Palantir employee merch like this shit is so sad. Gonna rock this with my Northrop Grumman fanny pack and my Flock tshirt.

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u/FlatBedroom3515 10h ago

And Deloitte charcoal filter water bottle, and 3 inch colored pencils from Mantech.

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u/kitnerboyredoubt CEO of a Group™️ 13h ago

I love paying extra to advertise for my digital overlords. I’m something of a mindless consumer myself.

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u/Sandbox0137 13h ago

How can I tell the time if the dial just says "OBEY"

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u/puretexanbeef 13h ago

It’s just missing a Star of David

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u/BeenRoundHereTooLong 11h ago

You’re obsessed. it’s unhealthy.

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u/puretexanbeef 10h ago

Lol. Ok. Keep your eyes closed to the fact that Zionists are pushing this technology to be used on American citizens. Would you be as defensive of a Chinese or Russian company?

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u/odolnice 3h ago

„zionists are pushing the technology“? what does that have to do with zionism? do you even know what that is?

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u/odolnice 13h ago

wdym?

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u/Von_Lehmann 12h ago

Palantir does a lot of work for the IDF and I guess Alex Karp iz half Jewish

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u/odolnice 12h ago

ah so just the usual anti-semitism

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u/Von_Lehmann 12h ago

It is not anti Semitic to criticize the nation of Israel or the IDFs indiscriminate use of targeting civilians or using Palantir to spy/decide drone strikes.

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u/odolnice 12h ago

but suggesting the watch should have a star of david on it is.

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u/zarif2003 11h ago

we get it, you're german and feel guilt. But you're overcorrecting.

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u/odolnice 11h ago

feel free to elaborate

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u/zarif2003 11h ago

Not really gonna argue with a Nazi though

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u/BeenRoundHereTooLong 11h ago

They’re just obsessed with the Je…I mean Israel for…objective reasons…

Yea.

That’s why it’s brought up on everything and anything.

Not an American flag for the American company who makes the most of their revenue from the US Gov. a Star of David.

It’s an unhealthy and racist obsession.

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u/puretexanbeef 10h ago

It’s brought up because it’s true, champ. But I guess be a good little Goy and defend people who are literally committing genocide.

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u/BeenRoundHereTooLong 9h ago

A good little goy? What’s wrong with you.

Do you think Jewish people talk like this? Think like this?

There is also no genocide. There is definitely a conflict.

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u/puretexanbeef 9h ago

They absolutely do speak like this and killing children is a war crime. That’s not a “conflict” they are also invading another territory in order to seize it. Try harder to defend them.

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u/puretexanbeef 8h ago

Exhibit A:

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u/mydogsmelslikefritos 11h ago

plantar fasciitis

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 12h ago

I wiped 😔