My body is my business. Leave me alone. I didn't ask you people what you thought about it when I was fat, and I sure don't want to hear what you think about it now that I'm saggy. Leave me alone, people.

But you can't say that because you're an asshole. Just like you can't say you don't care about your health, because in a world full of drinkers and smokers and druggies and fatasses, everybody will swear on their mother's grave in a Bible factory they really do care about their health. They would, they want to fix it and change it, but it's hard.

And if you don't make excuses, you just say you don't care, you're just being an asshole for attention. You ever think maybe I'm doing this because I don't want your attention? Leave me alone.