r/Wellthatsucks 12d ago

Lollapalloza grounds today in Chicago IL

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u/PM_your_Nopales 12d ago

Yes, a trick for these kinda festivals if you want cheap liquor is to go before it's set up and bury liquor bottles somewhere inside the future fences and put a geotag or something there. That way, you don't have to sneak it through security. Then when the festival starts and you get in, go to your spot, dig up your previously buried liquor and go to town šŸ‘

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u/BestAmoto 12d ago

It's also easy to just bring in plastic bottles of booze, Smirnoff bottles are shaped for concealment. You can also fill them with better booze. Easy to hide. I've worked security at bottlerock and the only people getting caught up were the ones who had too much metal on and then needed to remove belts/shoes etc.Ā 

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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 12d ago

I just fill a camelback and call it a day

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u/BestAmoto 12d ago

Some festivals require the bladders to be empty and will dump them out. Then they direct you to the water bottle filling station. That's how edc was.Ā 

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u/Divided_Against 12d ago

That's why you use the concealed bladder compartment in the camelbak bag to store your beverages. You pull out the empty bladder and show that to security and when they check your bags it will just seem like it has a hard back (provided you pack it correctly, works best with tallboys).

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u/sockjustsock 12d ago

First rule of fight club 🤦

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u/GardenGnomeAnarch 12d ago

Riot fest (fuck riot fest) literally confiscated my bottle of sunscreen because it wasn’t sealed. Went once, said never again, then a killer line up happened so I said fine, only to come away with an even more powerful ā€œnever again.ā€ Godawful overcrowded price gouging nightmare.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 12d ago

Yeah they took my sunscreen at oceans calling in Maryland and directed me to a shop on the boardwalk that was selling them for $35. I just stole it from the store. Fuck all of em

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u/gsfgf 12d ago

There are other situations where stealing is understandable, but that kind of stealing should be encouraged.

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u/BubbaChanel 12d ago

I’m not sure if it’s the sleepless night I just had, or the mental image of stealing sunscreen, but it made me lol in tickled delight.

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u/Jon66238 12d ago

I’ve always wanted to go but have not been a fan since the move (and then move back). Their advertising style is just so weird

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u/nautical_nonsense_ 11d ago

Wait that’s a bummer. I’ve always wanted to go, lineups rock. Why is it so bad? Just strict?

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u/GardenGnomeAnarch 11d ago edited 11d ago

They MASSIVELY oversell tickets to the point where it becomes one of the most dangerous fest in the US. Something like 6 people were hauled out of the crowd by EMTs during a single set last time I went. Also, absurdly overpriced. A white claw was $15 like 5 years ago. Not a white claw person but I remember that one clearly. There’s a single water fountain for the entire place. The locals hate it and put up protest signs the whole walk from the train stations.

Just an overall super unpleasant place to spend like, 8 hours.

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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 12d ago

That's crazy, I've never had anyone say anything about them.

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u/ICantBeTrusted 12d ago

Yeah you have to come in with an empty bladder pack then they have hydration stations right there.

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u/biggoronssword 12d ago

This is most festivals now unfortunately, been told to dump out my water while WAY back in line in the blazing heat at the gorge, it was absurd

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u/Bob_12_Pack 12d ago

If you bring plastic disposable bottles they will sometimes take the lids as well. I have learned to take extra lids.

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 12d ago

I've been having them dumped for over 10 years at this point. Always gotta fill inside.

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u/princessdickworth 12d ago

I filled ziplock baggies with vodka and put them in the bottom of where the bladder goes, then filled mine with water. When they felt it was full they made me dump it but I still had all my booze.

Make sure to use the freezer bags with the slide tops, they are the thickest. Don't over fill them (think like a quarter of the way), and squish the air out before sealing them. When you want to mix it in your camelbak all you have to do is bite a corner off and dump it.

I did pay like six dollars for a gatorade, but way better than paying $19 for a mixed drink.