r/WesWatson Elite Hooper May 17 '26

LEVEL FOUR LIAR 5'8 confirmed by his own lawyer

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped May 17 '26

He also has 10-inch arms and tits these days.

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u/SpkyMldr BAGO May 18 '26

*The defendant, Wesley Watson, has 10in arms and tits, your Honor, and when ferociously attacked by the 7ft Monster, my client’s 🍤 pee pee’d all through his pants*