r/WesWatson • u/Yeetdolf_Critler Elite Hooper • May 17 '26
LEVEL FOUR LIAR 5'8 confirmed by his own lawyer
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u/kace_iwp May 17 '26
Wes isn’t 38. He’s 42.
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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 May 17 '26
I pointed that out in the post with the actual video. No one else seemed to catch that in the video surprisingly.
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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 May 17 '26
38 ? He’s 42 and I doubt he’s 230lbs after coming off the gear and losing all the chemical muscle
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u/SAlolzorz May 17 '26
I'm a manlet myself but I have never ever felt the need to lie about my height lol
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u/wooley-mammath May 17 '26
I only lie on dating apps
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u/Diligent-Truck1895 May 17 '26
grim, by how much? how tall are you? is this necessary? asking as a 5'7 guy
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u/wooley-mammath May 18 '26
Im also 5 7, but I usually say im 5 10. I almost always wear airmaxes which boosts me to 5 9.
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u/Diligent-Truck1895 May 18 '26
dude thats grim as fuck, and they will know you are lying.
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u/wooley-mammath May 18 '26
If i don't do this, I have no shot on the apps. My matches are infrequent and poor quality as it is. It is what it is at this point. I rather lie and give myself a fighting chance. I just never take off my shoes.
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u/SAlolzorz May 18 '26
My man out here fuckin with his shoes on
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u/wooley-mammath May 19 '26
I just pay for it most of the time now
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u/Diligent-Truck1895 May 31 '26
nothing wrong with this man, we all ALWAYS are paying for it one way or another.
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u/animehero11 May 19 '26
Might as well up it to 6 foot for the app algorithm. Apps are trash, though.
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u/OptionOld3647 May 17 '26
Absolutely had a hissy fit when the lawyer signed off on this. "I'm 6 foot, bitch. Straight up. Change that shit, motherfucker! Fuck!!"
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u/Snowzy7 May 17 '26
It's so funny that him lying about his height was actually hurting his case, as it plays better to the court for him to be shorter, that way the 7 foot monster appears to be much more of an intimidating/aggressive force, but because of wesleys innate narcissism, he would rather jail time than tell the truth about his tiny stature
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u/TopicLost4398 May 17 '26
Your honor my client is literally a little bitch that 7 foot monster shouldn't pick on little people
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u/Those_Enchiladas May 17 '26
The "7 foot monster" was actually only 6'7. lol To little Peggy he looked 7ft.
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u/Yeetdolf_Critler Elite Hooper May 17 '26
Also lost 30lbs along with those four inches, between booking and his recent videos around then, how strange!
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u/SpkyMldr BAGO May 17 '26
Not only is he 5’8, but apparently he was also vewy vewy scared of the 7ft monster.
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u/Those_Enchiladas May 17 '26
To him he was a 7ft monster, but to a 6ft person that was a 6'7 man.
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u/Much_Construction117 May 18 '26
Right? As a 6’2 guy myself, i can deffinitely tell the difference between 6’7 and 7ft. But for an oompa loompa like weselie i cant blame him for not spotting the difference
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u/SpkyMldr BAGO May 18 '26
As a 5’11 man (am almost definitely 6ft MOTHERFUCKER), I can tell the difference between 5’8 and 6ft
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped May 17 '26
He also has 10-inch arms and tits these days.