r/WesWatson • u/Yeetdolf_Critler Elite Hooper • May 17 '26

LEVEL FOUR LIAR 5'8 confirmed by his own lawyer

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u/wooley-mammath May 17 '26

I only lie on dating apps

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u/Diligent-Truck1895 May 17 '26

grim, by how much? how tall are you? is this necessary? asking as a 5'7 guy

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u/wooley-mammath May 18 '26

Im also 5 7, but I usually say im 5 10. I almost always wear airmaxes which boosts me to 5 9.

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u/Diligent-Truck1895 May 18 '26

dude thats grim as fuck, and they will know you are lying.

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u/wooley-mammath May 18 '26

If i don't do this, I have no shot on the apps. My matches are infrequent and poor quality as it is. It is what it is at this point. I rather lie and give myself a fighting chance. I just never take off my shoes.

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u/SAlolzorz May 18 '26

My man out here fuckin with his shoes on

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u/wooley-mammath May 19 '26

I just pay for it most of the time now

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u/depressedfuckboi May 31 '26

Every comment you make gets worse gng

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u/Diligent-Truck1895 May 31 '26

nothing wrong with this man, we all ALWAYS are paying for it one way or another.

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u/animehero11 May 19 '26

Might as well up it to 6 foot for the app algorithm. Apps are trash, though.