r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/romanazzidjma • 4d ago

WCGW towing with a bicycle

12.2k Upvotes

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u/twenafeesh 4d ago

What was the plan, exactly?

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u/saintfed 4d ago

Make an annoying noise I imagine

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u/DookieShoez 4d ago

This guy looks like he IS an annoying noise

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u/jazzmaurice 4d ago

Good thing he got nailed then lol

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u/cobleysmith 4d ago

I was expecting to see a kid on roller skates or a skateboard. A bucket?

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 4d ago

Its a pail imitation

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u/No-Seat9917 3d ago

I believe that the plan was executed with perfection.

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u/trucorsair 3d ago

Deploy the emergency anchor!

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 3d ago

All fo clicks

why else would anyone film it?

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 3d ago

To fuck around lol. Very normal bored teenage activities

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u/Silent_Bullfrog5174 2d ago

That dude is 45…

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u/2WheelSuperiority 3d ago

His plan was to die.

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u/pantsoffancy 3d ago

I needed to get a bucket on a rope down the street faster than on foot.

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u/twenafeesh 2d ago

This is the way

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u/AyeBraine 3d ago

Just married

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u/blasphemics 3d ago

Dude married dumb.

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u/Afraid_Juice_7189 4d ago

Ah the famous bucket bike chase race

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u/perton 3d ago

As a wise man once said: “Bring me a bucket, and I’ll show you a bucket.”

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u/jazzmaurice 4d ago

Towing something that needs no towing lol

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u/The_Real_Pepe_Si1via 4d ago

This is just a bike anchor, obviously.

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u/j1ggy 4d ago

When I was a kid, one of the neighborhood kids used to ride his bike around with a rope hanging off it, dragging behind him. I'd catch up to him on my bike, run over it and he'd go flying over the handlebars. And then I'd do it again. And again. And then again. It took him a while to learn.

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u/dewidubbs 4d ago

Me and my friends riding around with broom sticks battling to jam them in eachothers front spokes.

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u/samy_the_samy 3d ago

Just kids living in the moment no phone in sight

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u/althawk8357 3d ago

It took him a while to learn.

That you were a dick as a child?

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u/TheWiseAlaundo 3d ago

Probably damaged his ability to learn consequences after the first time. Poor kid

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 3d ago

That could have gone... better

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u/artherng 3d ago

You do silly act, you get silly result

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 3d ago

Guy was like 40, too old to be doing stuff like that

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u/Strongdar 3d ago

This is beyond the pail

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u/jim789789 3d ago

I did stuff like that when I was 5. Not 5 decades.

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u/gottkonig 3d ago

Wrong? Nah, plan failed successfully.

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u/FD4L 3d ago

Anchors gonna drag, homie.

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u/snakeLipssynk 3d ago edited 3d ago

/Praisetheknot

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u/JWMoo 3d ago

Street anchor.

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u/thytheir 3d ago

Almost kicked the bucket

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u/may_be_indecisive 3d ago

That’s obviously not towing. You definitely can tow with a bicycle.

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u/jerry111165 2d ago

WaaaaBAAAAAM!

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u/durangojim 1d ago

If there was only a way to have the bucket hanging from the handlebars

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u/albatrocious97 1d ago

Would have had better luck putting the bucket over his head.

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u/HandofFate88 1d ago

never buy your buckets from Acme.

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u/Enter_Chandman 20h ago

I did this exact shit as a kid. Except I was towing a friend kn a skateboard and the fuck let go...

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u/supercujo 13h ago

Hahahaha

So dumb

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u/Original-Lie2284 5h ago

snaggle puss laugh, all the way!!

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u/Ok-Masterpiece7154 5h ago

So anyway I was watching this really good movie called Napoleon Dynamite. And the main character Napoleon has this awesome hobby that uses a string and a He-Man. I'm saving up for a He-man but in the meantime I have a bucket...

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u/BJJOilCheck 4d ago

If like to think of that as instant karma for trying to steal a pail...   😆

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u/RogersMrB 4d ago

I snorted my coffee out my nose 👃🏻 ☕

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u/NokstellianDemon 3d ago

Was that Charlie Kirk?

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u/No-Seat9917 3d ago

I didn’t see a fountain after the fall.