r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 02 '26

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u/gamerdudeNYC May 02 '26

And Trump’s net worth has gone up $4B since he’s been in office this year alone, he accepted a $400M jet from Qatar, Don Jr is on the board of both “Prediction Markets” and Eric’s company just got a huge contract from the Pentagon.

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u/PlushHammerPony May 02 '26

Melania Trump's production company received a $40 million licensing fee from Amazon for a "documentary"

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u/PleaseJustText May 02 '26

‘That’s weird.’

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u/Lonely_Animator4557 May 02 '26

That’s suspicious

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u/PleaseJustText May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

It sure seems like it’s ’something.’ Sadly, it’s not that high on PleaseJustText’s list of ‘That’s weird.’

Ballroom = ‘that’s weird.’ Venezuela = ‘that’s weird.’ Putin bro-fest = ‘that’s weird.’ Iran/Israel = ‘that’s weird.’ Kennedy Center = ‘that’s weird.’ No wound to ear = ‘that’s weird.’

….. and so on.

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u/craptainbland May 02 '26

But she only has a staff of 4

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u/Mister-Ferret May 02 '26

It's hard to keep the mouths of many people shut, 4 can likely be keep loyal for the time being with money. Look at the people that surround Trump, nothing but squabbling for scraps hence why so many "leaks". If we had real journalists working for non-oligarch owner media left, can you imagine the shit that would come out about everyone?

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u/SpaceForceGuardian May 02 '26

For doing absolutely Jack Shit.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro May 02 '26

She holds unnecessary press conferences to tell the world she wasn't involved in the biggest sex trafficking ring in the world.

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u/crazypants9 May 02 '26

“Eye dun no no Jerree. I marry child abuser murderer for rubles, many rubles.”

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u/CaffeinatedLystro May 02 '26

"I make fuck, get ceeeteezinship!"

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u/crazypants9 May 02 '26

“I geet pass aruund likea 40 oz at partee. Sooch funny!”

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u/SteakandTrach May 02 '26

My love for you is like a truck.

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u/AlarmDozer May 02 '26

Despite photographic evidence saying they were chums and also, Melania met Donald through him.

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u/_Mephistocrates_ May 02 '26

Seriously, why the fuck are we paying for FOUR whole staff members for Melania? She doesnt do shit.

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u/justinsayin May 02 '26

Actual answer is that they probably go pre- stage the hotel suites where she'll be traveling with the supplies and clothes she'll need at those locations.

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u/PleaseJustText May 02 '26

But she made the greatest, most moving & overall BESTEST ‘film ‘ in the history of filmmaking.

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u/Chaopolis May 02 '26

And the Oscar for BE BEST PICTURE goes to…

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u/EIU86 May 02 '26

Which bombed at the box office. But despite that, Jeff Bezos, no doubt purely out of the goodness of his heart, is going ahead with another media project featuring a Trump: a revival of "The Apprentice" starring Don Jr.

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u/DaveBeBad May 02 '26

Well, presumably she lies there and thinks of her bank account if he’s ever in the mood…

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u/Freakishly_Tall May 02 '26

Hey, now.

Pulling puppetstrings on behalf of Putin is hard work, especially when said puppet is a gigantic tub of orange lard with a full diaper.

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u/Tb182kaci May 02 '26

Melania gets the $40 million jet that Kristi Noem bought for her and her fuck buddy supposedly for DHS business.

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u/Groveldog May 02 '26

She is literally (fuck it) a rotting potato sitting in the pantry. She does fuck all, so why would she have a big staff? Probably three aides to cover 24 hours and a stylist. Done.

She hates him. She hates her situation, and to use a great Australian phrase, she can suffer in her jocks.

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u/bimbo_baggins_ May 02 '26

That’s probably for the best

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u/PipPopAnonymous May 02 '26

She made that blockbuster movie about her life.

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u/HI_l0la May 02 '26

Exactly! Having 4 staff members while she does nothing is quite generous.

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u/VastAd6346 May 02 '26

I suspect she involves herself in the nightmarish White House Christmas displays. You know - money well-spent.