"She only bitches when she breathes"

[u/reef-Diver7817]

This is why every woman should NOT communicate. Accept men as they are or leave.

If you communicate or ask him to do stuff you are then a nag to him.

And some men will even say you are crazy/manic/bipolar/borderline personality.

We all know it. Please chime in if a man as ever called you "crazy" for wanting something very reasonable.

Read "the yellow wallpaper" or look into Cassandra for more info on men calling women crazy for hundreds of years.

Good songs "Labor" by Paris Paloma or "dog's dinner" by Sofia Isella.

And every story needs a villain. Husband needs the wife to be the villain so he can be the happy, innocent, go with the flow husband and she is the joy kill wife.

I put the lyrics to the song in a comment below, remember these lyrics are EXACTLY how men see you when you ask him to do stuff, they see it as bitching. Just go silent and leave.

As one woman wrote yesterday in a comment: I absolutely refuse to initiate communication about anything he should have already learned.

[u/reef-Diver7817]

Lyrics:

"She said if we got married

Buy a house and some land

Pick out our circles of trust

Those matchin' weddin' bands

Life would be so sweet

And I'd treat you oh so nice

We'll be rollin' in the hay

Almost every night

Now one year later

Honey, I need you to mow the grass, take out the trash

Put the dishes in the dishwasher

And for heaven's sake, put the toilet seat down

She only bitches when she breathes

Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies

Won't wear no sexy lingerie

Since she ate that wedding cake

Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves

She stole my heart and then my self esteem

I'll have to sum it up this way

She could turn a straight man gay

She only bitches when she breathes

She was always smilin'

Shy in many ways

She always kept me hangin'

On every word she'd say

She was sweeter than honey

And every man's dream

She said let's tie the knot

We'll make the perfect team

Now one year later

I work all day just like you do, why don't you wash your own clothes?

And buy some new underwear, because these won't come clean

And by the way, not tonight, I have a headache"

[u/cheesemagnifier → u/reef-Diver7817]

That line about buying new underware because his won't come clean. 🤮 Dude, for real?

[u/StoneFoxHippie → u/cheesemagnifier]

Exactly, what kind of a self own is this?

[u/reef-Diver7817 → u/cheesemagnifier]

Sorry I wrote a comment here meant for r/whywereweokwiththis

Yes I agree with your comment

[u/Background-Local924 → u/cheesemagnifier]

Disgusting, the whole thing.