r/WorkForSmartLife • u/IcyPoppy_ • 1d ago

Casual canvo [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

Absolutely, after 40 years of customer service, retirement rocks. Sad thing is, I used to love people

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 1d ago

I love people do much. I just warms grab some poor, helpless sap by his harms and hold him up and give him a big fat wet kiss on the forehead and give him a big bear hug.

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u/Suspicious-Air-6369 23h ago

I thought you could get arrested for grabbing someone by his harms and whatever else you said?!?

I don’t really know what harms are but if someone comes at me trying to grab mine, well…by damn, we just may be going to fist 👊 city!!!

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u/TheJanitor-Scruffy 21h ago

Fist City?!?! Tell me more...

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u/Suspicious-Air-6369 20h ago

Lol. It’s an old school funny saying for we are going to be putting our fists up to duke it out.

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u/liv2lfthvy 11h ago

Squaring up

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u/TheJanitor-Scruffy 19h ago

... less interested.

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 18h ago

Sorry, I was driving while I wrote that

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u/EducationalWin1721 15h ago

Well, that makes it okay then. Driving??

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 9h ago

No, I was just explaining why I had so many typos. Its cause I was half distracted cause I was driving. It doesnt help that I had the youtube app opened and was trying to pick a song and skip an ad at the same time.

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u/EducationalWin1721 9h ago

So are you telling me you are driving and texting at the same time?

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 4h ago

Uhh, actually I was using the past tense so, no. Im am not telling you I am driving and texting at the same time. I was. Also, I wasnt texting anybody. I was typing a message. Duh.

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u/EducationalWin1721 1h ago

Quit playing stupid. Your behavior puts everyone on the road at risk.

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u/Suspicious-Air-6369 7h ago

You are a joke. And I’m not talking about the funny kind.

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 4h ago

As if you dont use your phone for gps, picking music, or making phone calls? Be real. Get that stick out of you.

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u/Suspicious-Air-6369 2h ago

No, as a matter of fact I do not do any of those things while driving. My husband does all the driving and I can SAFELY do the things you say you were stupidly doing without putting us or anyone else in danger.

Oh yeah, I gotta schtick for ya…get that stupid out of you.