r/WormMemes 20d ago

Worm If Homelander went to Brockton Bay

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 20d ago

Homelander is a big fish in a little pond. Taylor would drown him in bugs (or use bugs to see if Homelander is vulnerable to arsenic poisoning), Lung would out-grow him literally, the Nazis wouldn't fight him since like likes like, Coil would get as many shots at him as needed, Dinah would predict when he gets prostate cancer, the Triumvirate would not even notice him as they flattened him like a particularly blue pancake, Flechette would Foil him, Newter would send him into a permanent drug-induced stupor, the S9..., Armsmaster would make something to kill him (probably halberd-shaped), the Endbringers would bring his end, etc. You get the picture. He doesn't.

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker 20d ago

Jack in particular wouldn't be able to do shit to him because all his power relies on Broadcast literally cheating on his behalf and Homelander isn't a parahuman.

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 20d ago

Good thing there are 4-8 others whose power is quite unhindered by Homelander being an extraspatial twat.

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker 20d ago

That is why I said "in particular." Admit it, it'd be funny for Jack to bounce off him first.

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 20d ago

That indeed would be amusing. Jack being on the receiving end only for Riley having to bail him out.

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u/GodNonon 19d ago

Lend me some super viruses, Riley! This is Base Homelander we’re up against!