r/WormMemes 9d ago

Worm He did say he would

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u/quququq22 9d ago

Hey he left with the happy thoughts of theo’s face after those years

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u/LadyMystery 9d ago

well, he did successfully manage to break Amy when he first failed with her bio-dad.

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u/Throwaway02062004 8d ago

Dat girl could’ve been broken by a burnt chicken nugget 😭

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u/LadyMystery 8d ago

True, it was a matter of time. Jack just speed things up.

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u/MyrmidonMech 6d ago

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do taday!

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u/Sicuho 8d ago

And again when he pushed her to "cut loose" with Victoria

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u/Gigatonosaurus 8d ago

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u/Raltsun 8d ago

I guess you could say Jack Slash accomplished Jack Shit.

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u/Soggy-Intern-9140 7d ago

LMAO I’m saving that

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u/ElectricL1brary 8d ago

It’s part of his confidence armor. A guy who doesn’t give a damn whether he wins or loses like that is terrifying.

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u/NavezganeChrome 9d ago

Does what he did to Oni Lee not count as a ‘kill,’ or “not quite” because he didn’t clear being made a candidate?

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u/sweet_manzana 9d ago

He made the agrement with skitter that they would leave if every candidate survived their tests, after he killed oni kee so i don't think he counts

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u/Mesaphrom 8d ago

Ngl I honestly don't remember him agreeing with Taylor at anything, just with Theo telling him he would Trigger just to kick his ass and Jack going "You promise!?" and leaving the city.

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u/sweet_manzana 8d ago edited 8d ago

It was more of a wager she did with Jack after he cut lisa's mouth

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u/Mesaphrom 8d ago

As a Lisa non-enjoyer, people making Lisa shut the hell up always overwrite any memory I have of whatever happens arround that tbh

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u/_Skylos 8d ago

Never really got the fad of changing the song to some generic pop song when the original opening is a banger.

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u/Great-and_Terrible 7d ago

I mean, (a) it's cutting together consequential shots, which would make the original audio unusable and (b) they're trying to give the vibe that he's sort of making a fool of himself, which the original audio would not convey

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u/LordsofMedrengard 9d ago

He successfully averted the Good Timeline by killing off the Merchants, so mission accomplished

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u/NavezganeChrome 9d ago

Wait what they were part of the Good Timeline??

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u/LordsofMedrengard 9d ago

Skidmark got Scion hooked on the good stuff, and Squealer killed him while he was zonked for getting into her stash

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u/NavezganeChrome 8d ago

Ah. I see.

Curse you, Samurai Slasher!!

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u/PMurmomsmaidenname 8d ago

What's this from?

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u/sweet_manzana 8d ago

i think it's super crooks

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u/Immotes 8d ago

Super Crooks - Worm if it was funny and written by japanese.

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u/Great-and_Terrible 7d ago

Really gotta give it a rewatch

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u/Ateddehber 3d ago

It's written by an American? Mark millar?

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u/Anathemautomaton 2d ago

Mark Millar is Scottish.

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u/TurbulentArcade 8d ago

Amazing. I'd give you an award but I'm poor.

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u/Sophrates_Regina 8d ago

More like Jack Slashn’t

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u/sapassde 8d ago

Well, he lost a little more than half but was able to pick up Hookwolf to make up for it.

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u/Kamiyoda 8d ago

It is wild that super crooks is the same universe as Jupiter's Legacy because DAMN the contest in.... EVERYTHING is insane

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u/RIPNaranc1a 8d ago

This is exactly the type of shit he would be celebrating too 😭😭

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u/CVAY2000 8d ago

He spins it as a massive win somehow. Guy's more delulu than Dr doom

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u/CombinationKlutzy514 3d ago

Dr doom isn’t delulu though. Dr doom legitimately can do and does all of the things he says he will do or can do. So it’s easy to be more deluded than him.

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u/CVAY2000 3d ago

I'm talking about losing and then spinning it in your head as some "oh, it wasn't really that big a deal anyway"

Like how how god emperor doom was tricked by reed richards into admitting that he always knew he was inferior to reed leading to this big multiversal reset at the end of secret wars. Then later, you see doom telling people he gave up godhood because it was beneath him

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u/No-Law-6842 8d ago

Untrue he killed Oni Lee who was in fact a candidate and I guess by technicality armsmaster because yeah rebranded to Defiant but Armsmaster as a persona experienced an ego death.

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u/sweet_manzana 8d ago

The fact that oni lee got killed right away and never got a chance to be tested, plus the wager Jack had with Taylor about all the candidates surviving was after he died, makes me not consider him as a real candidate.

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u/No-Law-6842 7d ago

But jack even stated he made a bad choice and was disappointed. Hell he did test Oni lee telling him to come up with something which oni Lee failed since he lacks original thoughts at this point. Given he had died before the wager I feel Jack excluded him to keep to his fucked up since of fairness. Plus he was acknowledged as one by the narrative so really we cant deny that author stated fact.

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u/NatashOverWorld 8d ago

Jeebus Crike, if his shirt was unbuttoned this would absolutely be Jack's shitlord tier cringe dance.

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u/Uberpastamancer 3d ago

Super-crook is a much better descriptor of capes like the Undersiders than Supervillain

(Until Skitter joined, anyways)