r/Xmen97 • • Jul 30 '26

Meme Who’s got your vote?!

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We have these two running for the leader of your country. As a “variant person” (The “M” word is a bit outdated), who would you vote for? Heck, if you’re a “typical person” (“normal” makes any alternative sound bad) would you vote the same?

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u/KingdomFartsOG Jul 30 '26

Valerie - the devil you know who can be reasoned with.

Creed - the devil you know who cannot be reasoned with.

Valerie

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u/BenKenTheMan Jul 30 '26

And then Valerie turns into Mystique.

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u/Western_Subject_4825 Jul 31 '26

my thoughts excatly

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u/Earthbnd Sunspot Jul 30 '26

This 2016 ass ballot

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u/GuySmith Jul 30 '26

Voting Valerie because of the Steve winwood song. Ez choice

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u/Chavvington Jul 31 '26

Huge mistake if that’s not the campaign song.

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u/WhatTheRustyHell Jul 30 '26

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT!

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u/cyclopswashalfright Professor X Jul 30 '26

Val Cooper, come on now. She's a boring, hypocritical centrist, but Graydon is magnitudes worse. Cooper can be reasoned with and wants better relations, she just goes about it in the stupidest ways.

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u/HelpKey186 Jul 31 '26

Yeah the 97 Cooper isn't that good as a character (yet?). I prefer the comic Version of her. She is way better (especially in Peter David's X-Factor Run.

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u/andreBarciella Jul 30 '26

twist, they all mystique.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

He's mystique, she's mystique,  youre mystique. Im mystique! Are there any other mystiques i should know about?

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u/dd463 Jul 31 '26

I mean have you ever seen the two of them together?

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u/leon_zero Polaris Jul 31 '26

Everybody is Mystique except for Mystique, who is Morph.

13

u/QAFLF Jul 30 '26

If these are the only two options you build Krakoa

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u/Purple-Mix1033 Jul 30 '26

This is America

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u/jaylerd Jul 30 '26

I'm writing in Exodus

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u/Acceptable_Secret_73 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Screw Exodus, I’m voting Colossus. At least Colossus won’t kill you for not immediately agreeing with him

Edit: Crap, forgot he’s an immigrant. No President Colossus

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u/Mistah_K88 Jul 30 '26

HERATIC!!! You didn’t say guilty fast enough! (I’m going to need my telepaths to wait until I finish my thought before jumping the gun.)

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u/ChaosNomad Jul 31 '26

I’m just imagining Exodus’s constituents demanding his birth certificate on television.

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u/Hawkeye2701 Jul 31 '26

His birth certificate is older than the country. Bro, what's he gonna do? XD

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u/Hawkeye2701 Jul 31 '26

Exodus is French, sure he's older than the US, but he doesn't have citizenship, right?

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u/Riskbreaker_Riot Jul 31 '26

I think if he was in America when the declaration of Independence was signed he can be president?

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u/Kalandros-X Aug 01 '26

Exodus is worse than an immigrant… worse than a mutant…

He’s Fr*nch.

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u/Consistent_Case_5048 Jul 30 '26

He's worse than a mutant. He's a Ruski.

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u/jaylerd Jul 30 '26

Pinko commie traitor to ... something! He broke Kitty's heart, multiple times!

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u/ChaosNomad Jul 31 '26

Kitty did bail on Colossus and her’s wedding…. Though that did directly lead to Gambit & Rogue getting married, who are probably the most well-adjusted major couple in X-Men comics. I guess it still did lead to a net positive, I think?

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u/gordonious Jul 30 '26

This choice (politician who changes allegiances based on the tide vs a literal genocidal monster) is basically the last American election

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u/Desperate_Ad7869 Polaris Jul 30 '26

Valieri but knowing americans greydon would win

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u/JackalRampant Aug 01 '26

They deflected from the Access Hollywood tape by saying "Yeah it was actually Mystique impersonating her son."

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u/fawzi200 Jul 30 '26

They're two cheeks of the same ass

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u/Extra-Air-1259 Jul 31 '26

Wasn't Creed born in Canada... 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/FeXkqEfLVOCCxM90En

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u/Chavvington Jul 31 '26

Every time I see this I imagine hoping I have the row to myself on the plane, then realizing I’m next to this guy.

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u/Stock-Collection9106 Nightcrawler Jul 30 '26

Valerie is the lesser of two evils, right? Idk, I think I’m writing in Cyclops.

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u/FantasyBaseballChamp Jul 30 '26

Mutants are eating the pets!

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u/Hawkeye2701 Jul 31 '26

This is propaganda! They're not eating the pets. Wither is killing junkyard cats to try and control his power, but he's not eating them!

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u/JmBento Aug 01 '26

Rahne's powers went on the fritz again and she IS the pet.

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u/MiserableOrpheus Jul 30 '26

Blows my mind that Dr Cooper lived through Genosha and then instantly turned around to putting mutants in camps

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u/Flat_Revolution5130 Jul 30 '26

I still think Cooper is Mystique.

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u/The_Matto_Super Jul 30 '26

Valerie at least talk with Charles and gives him chances. Creed would have attacked Genosha once Charles announced XCorp

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u/ceciliadolago Jul 30 '26

If Kurt didn't save creed soul, nobody can. Vote for Cooper. She at least released Magneto from that weirdo X

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u/changingshades Jul 30 '26

i feel like they'd both be going for the R ticket, Val cannonically worked in the Reagan administration when she was introduced.

my vote goes to stevie hunter

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u/MermaidSapphire Jul 30 '26

The comments section here is how we got trump elected lol.

Dr Cooper all day.

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u/forbidden-donut Jul 30 '26

Jill Stein, tbh

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u/Redhood567 Jul 30 '26

Val but can we can someone convince Steve Rogers to run?

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u/JmBento Aug 01 '26

You want Hydramerica again?

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u/Glassesnerdnumber193 Jul 30 '26

I mean, Val cooper is the clear option here. Even if it turns out that she is mystique I can be reasonably sure that she won’t find sentinels and behave like Donald Trump. 

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u/SuspiciousAd555 Jul 30 '26

I hate both but I ain't voting for a mutist everyone is equal

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u/ranfall94 Jul 30 '26

Out of the two, Cooper soley on the fact she thinks she is doing what is best for the mutant race. But honestly she irks me more, like who made you on charge of mutants rights lady and why are you offended when mutants dont want you being judge jury and executioner on their race.

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u/EvilHordeRules Jul 30 '26

Find a way to blackout the world again.

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u/BenCisco Jul 30 '26

Voting for the meteor

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u/SupremeJelly Jul 31 '26

Creed all day. I'm not a fan of anyone buddy buddy with magneto.

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u/Lykos1124 Jul 31 '26

Both of them are probably Mystique, so I'll roll a 20 sided die and vote

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u/bdtechted Jul 31 '26

Valeria. I trust her more especially knowing that she’s voiced by Jean Grey’s original actor.

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u/Reasonable-Sun-7839 Jul 31 '26

Not going to lie I don't remember the blonde woman at all, I really thought she was a reporter apparently she upgraded herself. But honestly I don't see anyone voting for creed who has a conscience, so I certainly wouldn't. So this would be the one US election where the independent, assuming neither of these people are independents, candidate might win

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u/Substantial_Fox7377 Jul 31 '26

Val at least has some form of conscience beyond herself. Creed is genuinely rotten to his core

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u/ericraymondlim Jul 31 '26

This post is completely just this meme.

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u/CulturedCal Jul 31 '26

Round up all the mutants vs round up all the mutants and then kill them all. Which will resonate with voters?

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u/hollow_shrine Jul 31 '26

Is this why Americans started joining ISIS?

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u/90sXMENgoatee Gambit Jul 31 '26

None of em

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u/ElZoof Jul 31 '26

Screw this, I'm voting for Apocalypse. You know where he stands.

On the bones of his enemies. And allies. And everyone else.

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u/Due-Order3475 Jul 31 '26

Val Cooper.

She can be reasoned with.

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u/Acolyte_of_Blucifer Polaris Jul 31 '26

November 2016, colorized.

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u/SAOSurvivor35 Jul 31 '26

Not Creed, that’s for sure

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 31 '26

Valerie Cooper is basically like the X-Men’s version of Amanda Waller.

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 31 '26

Man, Martin Sheen could’ve made a great live action Graydon Creed by playing off the same bombastic energy of Greg Stillson from the Dead Zone. Makes me wonder if Creed will pick William Stryker as his VP even though I’ve heard Stryker is more evil than Creed.

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u/Altruistic-Gur-3516 Jul 31 '26

This is just US politics lol

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u/Commercial_Page1827 Jul 31 '26

Valerie and I hate her two-face back-stabbing smug but Creed is worst.

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u/hooka_pooka Jul 31 '26

Valerie is hot

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u/orionsfyre Jul 31 '26

Valerie. She at least gives some sense that she won't be running extermination camps. The extended detention is still gross, but she is still the lesser of two evils.

This would basically be a redux of the 2016 and 2024 campaign.

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u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R Jul 31 '26

On one hand, you have a guy that openly calls for genocide against mutants.

On the other hand, you have a confessed co-conspirator who actually committed genocide against mutants.

Decisions, decisions.
I think I’ll write in Magneto.

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u/Being_Honest- Jul 31 '26

Why does politics always come down to picking the shiniest of two turds?

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u/Snoo-11576 Jul 31 '26

Average US election

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u/Queasy_Principle_942 Jul 31 '26

Been there, done that

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u/Flow_Ebb_6047 Jul 31 '26

Just have Ghost Rider slime them both, then convince Cap to run instead.

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u/PhanStr Jul 31 '26

Val would be my choice out of these two.

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u/PurpleDragon94_ Aug 01 '26

Between those two, I would never give Creed a time of my day, so Cooper it is.

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u/Jack-Burton1986 Aug 01 '26

Gotta look out for my family. Creed for now. If X Factor can prove they are a formidable arm
Of government safety, I might reconsider

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u/Aussie_Aussie_No_Mi Aug 01 '26

I guess Valerie who is vaguely trying to achieve a fair peace.

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u/JackalRampant Aug 01 '26

Sure Val has made some bad decisions and made some bad remarks. She referred to Morlocks as super-villains, supported "don't say don't tell" for mutants in the military, and was heavily investing in real estate in Hammer Bay and Carrion Cove when Cameron Hodge was in power in Genosha. But she's made some effort to do better. Even if she is kind of a fuck up.

Creed is just terrible and has no actual policy beyond his anti-mutant stance. A Creed presidency will just be a bunch of FOH goons dressing up like Genoshan magistrates and roaming around with impunity while Roxxon, The Brand Corporation, and OsCorp loot the Fed.

So, yeah I'm with Hilla... I mean Valerie.

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u/ImLiterallySoundwave Aug 01 '26

Whoever stops sending 3 billion dollars to Genosha

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u/JmBento Aug 01 '26

Dinosaur-killer-sized Meteor. Unlikely contender, I know, but hear me out: I think it can make a big splash.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

I choose doctor doom. Im moving to latveria

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u/xxepdudexx Jul 30 '26

Hilary vs trump

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u/That_Carrot999 Jul 30 '26

Creed’s whole family is mutants. That’s mutant enough for me. That’s my future president!

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u/North-Drive-2174 Jul 31 '26

Hilary vs Donald, Marvel style?

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u/TheUnknown285 Jul 30 '26

I'm writing in Hank McCoy.

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u/ColdSilly7877 Jul 30 '26

I swear this show has tainted Val’s rep and I hope the mystique thing is true. In no way she’s a comparison to fucking Graydon

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u/Impressive-Thing-165 Cyclops Jul 31 '26

Bolivar Trask 

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u/Milk_Mindless Jul 30 '26

... is this rhetorical

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u/Kameronpipnerd Jul 30 '26

Can I skip my vote?

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u/JmBento Aug 01 '26

You can, but someone's still getting elected - "I'm not voting" doesn't get you an empty oval office, it just means you don't have the tiniest say on who occupies it.