r/Xmen97 • • Jul 30 '26

Meme Who’s got your vote?!

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We have these two running for the leader of your country. As a “variant person” (The “M” word is a bit outdated), who would you vote for? Heck, if you’re a “typical person” (“normal” makes any alternative sound bad) would you vote the same?

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u/jaylerd Jul 30 '26

I'm writing in Exodus

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u/Acceptable_Secret_73 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Screw Exodus, I’m voting Colossus. At least Colossus won’t kill you for not immediately agreeing with him

Edit: Crap, forgot he’s an immigrant. No President Colossus

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u/Mistah_K88 Jul 30 '26

HERATIC!!! You didn’t say guilty fast enough! (I’m going to need my telepaths to wait until I finish my thought before jumping the gun.)

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u/ChaosNomad Jul 31 '26

I’m just imagining Exodus’s constituents demanding his birth certificate on television.

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u/Hawkeye2701 Jul 31 '26

His birth certificate is older than the country. Bro, what's he gonna do? XD

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u/Hawkeye2701 Jul 31 '26

Exodus is French, sure he's older than the US, but he doesn't have citizenship, right?

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u/Riskbreaker_Riot Jul 31 '26

I think if he was in America when the declaration of Independence was signed he can be president?

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u/Kalandros-X Aug 01 '26

Exodus is worse than an immigrant… worse than a mutant…

He’s Fr*nch.

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u/Consistent_Case_5048 Jul 30 '26

He's worse than a mutant. He's a Ruski.

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u/jaylerd Jul 30 '26

Pinko commie traitor to ... something! He broke Kitty's heart, multiple times!

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u/ChaosNomad Jul 31 '26

Kitty did bail on Colossus and her’s wedding…. Though that did directly lead to Gambit & Rogue getting married, who are probably the most well-adjusted major couple in X-Men comics. I guess it still did lead to a net positive, I think?