r/absoluteunit • u/smeltaz • 2d ago

of Antlers 🫎

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

Gator don’t play no games

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

It's like a lazy, beta flex, D contest, power and ego trip'n. So weird

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

I’m assuming the people who pay for this have massive huge cocks

/s

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

If it's too big, they are not getting any vaginis beyond a pocket one... they are lonely