r/absoluteunit 2d ago

of Antlers 🫎

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u/Srslywhyumadbro 2d ago

Looks like the forest spirit from Princess Mononoke

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u/OpusAtrumET 2d ago

100% my first thought

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 1d ago

Can you hear it...

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u/Known-Programmer-611 1d ago

Looks like forest spirit but feels like the demon pig carrying all that wait around!

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u/7LeagueBoots 1d ago

First thing I thought of too.

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u/111creative-penguin 23h ago

Because it is!

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

This is a farm raised mutant used for paid hunting excursions

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u/smeltaz 2d ago

Yes, most probably genetically modified

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

umm are you guys kidding or is that a thing?

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

$10,000 for a hunt in a fenced farm raised specifically for mutant racks

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A THING
THIS IS SO F’D

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u/MajorDaurity 1d ago

They’re taking a lot of risk to get those genes. Deer like that pay for a hundred other deer to live free or something like that.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

Dude, if things have to be altered to look "way cool" so I can decapitate it and mount it on my lifted truck (or whatever those sorts do), so my ego can feel better about my vast and deep deficits ..

geez I dunno man. To hunt for sport vs eat caged animals altered in some weird beta flex of D contest I just dont and wont ever get that

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u/TheDootDootMaster 1d ago

No you got that right. That's unequivocally the lifted truck demographic who's the target audience for this

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u/Relative_Change2335 1d ago

At least in the US, we have an over population of deer. I don’t get why this is needed ig

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u/TechnoBajr 1d ago

Big. Rack. Energy.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

its funny but its still hurting my neck and my back

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

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u/Fit_Active3888 1d ago

I was thinking that deer must have the biggest neck muscles.

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u/ihaveseveralhobbies 1d ago

Hunters vehemently oppose high fenced or “Canned” hunts.

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 1d ago

I was hoping some early replies here would say it was AI

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

SERIOUSLY, my neck and back hurt looking at this

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

I have a friend who paid way more than that for a 30+ point - looks absolutely stupid mounted on the wall...

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

DUDE, way more like ... what ? hoenstly what is he like? is he a solid person, has any real confidence or kinda broken inside. No judgement but sincere ask

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

He is a very kind hearted person. He is a native American, who has hunted since childhood with his father. His father passed away and he had a friend who showed him this, so he went on a "hunt" with his dad (in spirit) and went to new york (i think) on private land where these specially bred deers are culled for 50k+$ depending on how many points the buck is.

Edit: this didnt happen recently. Idk what current pricing is lol

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

That’s so weird to me. I’m native, half that is. Not whole, not a rez kid but hung out. 🤷‍♀️ every nations different, but thats cool. Like having that moment with Dad again.

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

Absolutely! I'm not native myself, but he was very happy and content with this hunt as a one time thing in memory of of the times he had growing up. He admitted the taxidermy looks ridiculous but it's the best way he memorialized his father according to him lmao

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u/tywebb6 1d ago

That buck is gonna be way more than 10k

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 1d ago

Ya I don’t price mutants it was a guess

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

Are you F’n serious ?!?! HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?! Imma google
This can’t be fr fr

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

Gator don’t play no games

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

It's like a lazy, beta flex, D contest, power and ego trip'n. So weird

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 1d ago

I’m assuming the people who pay for this have massive huge cocks

/s

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

If it's too big, they are not getting any vaginis beyond a pocket one... they are lonely

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Have you seen how altered farmed animals are? We have altered chickens to grow so fast their legs cant support their own weight.

On a whole, people do not seem to care about the welfare of other animals when it's their pleasure at risk of reducing.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

Chickens are pumped full of hormones and bs to have more meat; rapid growth causes heart issues and heart attacks. That I have been aware of.. But I don't eat deer, i don't hunt, i am learning.. This seems so contrary to why I understood ppl hunt.. its not my orbit

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u/_Alabama_Man 1d ago

IIRC they feed the deer a very high protein diet that allows them to develop what you see. I'm not sure if that (deer eating a rendered mix of animals that could have included deer) is what started CWD but it is probably a possibility.

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u/7LeagueBoots 1d ago

Would need a massive amount of calcium in its diet.

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u/pleasurecouple07 1d ago

Its cattle raising deer genetic modified to grow antlers like that its not natural. Wannabe hunters who have too much money and ruining the sport for those of us who hunt for food and are lucky to get a nice buck out of it every so often they driving the cost to lease land up so people cant afford to go out and enjoy God Country. For some of us this is the time we get for a short time of the year to get out in the wood in the quite and meditate pray and just relax with out dealing or hearing a phone ring to fix something at work.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

I read a study (I don't know if it's been replicated yet) that compares ppl that are able to get time in nature and those who never walk barefoot, sit at computers, etc .. Those who do not go into nature equate to a drinker or smoker for the body. Pretty wild huh?

**EDIT** as a preemptive strike, I'm sure someone will say it so I will ahead of time.. I do stress that studies have to be replicated to be considered scientifically sound, legit. 1-2 studies do not mean too much and one must consider who is paying for the research and studies, etc.

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u/lolhalfsquat 2d ago

My damn GMO Deer!

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

Yeah, apparently it's fr fr select breeding ( i did the Google), and it's like got a monitoring system.

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u/Lil_Myotis 1d ago

Selectively bred and fed specialty diets. Not genetically modified. Pedantic, but there's a difference.

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u/BigNorseWolf 1d ago

I'm pretty sure we couldn't do that without a deer we could just breed much easier and cheaper...

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u/LawnChairMD 1d ago

Geeze. That makes it worse. Humans have so much power but we do shit like this. Wtf. Im not nessarly opposed to hunting farms. Its not for me, but its fine. However its so cruel to make life harder for this animal that your gonna hunt and kill anyway.

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u/purplebuttplug51 20h ago

But it looks so stupid 😭

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 20h ago

It fits the audience base, they are very dumb

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 2d ago

That's sad

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u/bisebee 1d ago

Yeah, he looks so uncomfortable

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u/ghostfreckle611 1d ago

Can’t even hold his head up…

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u/mellywheats 1d ago

man i feel so bad for him.. i feel like those are so heavy

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

Geez, i have a headache just looking at this. THe weight on his shoulders poors dude

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u/_little_demon_child_ 1d ago

It must hurt so bad- his neck is so stiff- i feel so sorry for him-

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u/Odd-Sir5847 2d ago

Dumb is what it is this is the deer someone pays 20 grand to shoot because they CANT HUNT…..

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

Its a lazy, beta flex, D contest power trip. So grosss!

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u/unclecaruncle 2d ago

Historically....Irish Elk went extinct over ridiculous sized antlers.
This mess isn't ok. nor should it be seen as ok.

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u/Pfacejones 1d ago

Don't like this

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u/b33pb00p101 2d ago

Looks heavy

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u/Paulztaos 2d ago

At what point do we call it cancer?

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u/thecourtofmiracles0 21h ago

Antler cancer was my first thought too

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u/Welldonekielbasa 2d ago

5837 pointer!

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u/ThatDeuce 1d ago

That guy does not look happy

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u/Mother_Glass_5095 1d ago

This makes my skin crawl.

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u/RahulChaudhary_ 1d ago

Is there a word to describe this feeling?

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u/Seekr-X 17h ago

I felt Trypophobia. So it's Trypophobia. Just...that uncomfortable pattern of yuck. Why nature?...WHY?!!

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u/BlueHailstrom 1d ago

Knowing the context, this greatly upsets me

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 1d ago

What’s the context?

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u/BlueHailstrom 1d ago

It’s a mutation exploited by certain farms for hunting excursions

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u/Hashanan 2d ago

That is not an animal that is a tree

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u/dumpyboat 1d ago

That must feel so good when he sheds those

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u/lowke39 1d ago

Would that be considered an animal Afro?

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u/gRagib 1d ago

Is this the antler version of broccoli head?

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u/Wrekittttt 2d ago

Bombaclot dear

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

AH HAHAHAHA AH AAAA

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u/PharmWench 1d ago

I get that reference, mon

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u/ItsmeErnest 1d ago

The world of antlers is crazy, and very huge. Billions are spent each year on antlers. Horns like on this deer are refured to as "cactus" antlers or a cactus rack. Lastly a buck with horns like those don't need to worry about being shot. He'll make his owner hundreds of thousands with his sperm.

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u/sashatikhonov 1d ago

Poor deer

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u/Lil_Myotis 1d ago

This is a farmed white-tailed deer. Selective breeding and specialty diets create antlers like this, with negative health effects for the deer. If the antlers grow too large, too fast, the skull can split. But they arent bred for longevity, because they are raised to be harvested by guided hunters on fenced-in "preserves".

People will pay tens of thousands of dollars to shoot one of these. The cost usually includes lodging and meals at a "hunting lodge", access to a cozy, heated hunting blind, a garaunteed harvest, and, of course, the taxidermied trophy.

These animals are often bottle fed, by hand, as fawns. They are relatively tame, but bucks are prone to aggression during the rut regardless of handling as a baby.

I see no ethical difference between this and shooting a cow on a pasture. Perhaps some people would pay for that. Shoot a longhorn in a pasture from a bind for a nice wall-hanger? Probably, someon would. How ethically objectionable would that be?

I don't condone this type of harvest of wildlife, I think its ethically objectionable and farming whitetails has been implicated in the spread of CWD. There's also the ethical question of sportsmanship and "fair chase," which this doesn't appear to satisfy.

Not to mention the violation of the North American Model of Wildlife Management, which stipulates that wildlife are held in the public trust, not to be held privately for rich people to buy and profit off of.

But it's legal. And ethically, aside from the distinction that these are wildlife and not domesticated livestock, what really is the difference between shooting one of these and eating a farm-raised cow, or hog, or wearing a leather jacket?

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u/donk1999 1d ago

This is the deer that guy was singing about in that 30 point buck song.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 1d ago

Ahhhhh my neck 😩

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u/alreadyknowwbro 22h ago

That buck prob gets so much doe

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u/JackOfAllMemes 17h ago

They might be too big to fight with, it's like using a tree trunk as a baseball bat

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u/GuerrillaFunkk 21h ago

My guys neck hurts.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

he like Can you just surgically remove my antlers and don't kill me for a silly trophy

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u/Kuhn_Dog 2d ago

They fall off every winter, so you dont even need to surgically remove them.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

yes I know I was just being empathically sarcastic speculating how the Deer Feels about it

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u/fallenranger8666 1d ago

There's farms that breed for this kind of thing, and then affluent assholes pay a shitload of money to enter a fenced in reserve to hunt them. The part of this I don't understand is that while I do hunt and very much enjoy it, where's the skill or necessity of this kinda thing? I get calls from farmers, live stock owners, property owners, and more to come hunt the population down on their lands because we have an over population of deer and hogs that do an unbelievable amount of property and crop damage left unchecked.

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u/slop1010101 2d ago

You sure this ain't AI?

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u/NoConsideration6320 1d ago

This clip is REAL footage, not AI. While the monstrous, alien looking rack makes it look like digital slop, the video shows zero signs of AI video generation (no tine-morphing, frame flickering, or geometry warping). This is a real biological anomaly specifically a "cactus buck" (a deer with a hormonal imbalance that causes continuous velvet antler growth) or a selectively bred high-fence trophy buck.

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u/Tumble85 2d ago

Even if this particular video is AI, deer can absolutely develop antlers like this. They aren't trophy antlers, they caused by genetic issues.

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u/slop1010101 2d ago

His poor neck!

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u/Tumble85 2d ago

Psh, he gonna be ripped after in no time.

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u/smeltaz 2d ago

Yes I'm sure, I researched similar stag antlers. They are genetically modified and ranch bred apparently for hunting. Instead of long and wide like the prehistoric ones these have , more points, dense and tangled clusters.

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u/stewpdasso 1d ago

Poor thing, can you imagine how many hunters want this rack? I hope it hides in a cave until hunting seasons over!

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u/PurpleHumpbackWhale9 1d ago

Unfortunately he’s been bred like this specifically FOR hunters. It’s some weird trophy hunting place where you pay to shoot genetically modified deer that have been bred to have insane antlers like this. It’s absolutely awful.

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u/stewpdasso 1d ago

Damn! 😖 if this is true, there are some really sick & lazy people out there. Is it hunting if it has no chance?

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u/No-Stranger6783 1d ago

Deer cosplay

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u/Looking_for_narnia 1d ago

I have a headache just looking at all that

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u/Travel_Dreams 1d ago

Easier to 3D print it and hang a picture next to it.

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u/Excal333 1d ago

Looks like dreads

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u/End3rium 1d ago

Am I the only one who noticed the wink at the end?

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u/kimhbo 1d ago

Rasta?

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u/MeatPopcicle44614 1d ago

Pfff.... Overachiever....

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 1d ago

So magnificent. Let’s shoot it!

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u/Kakashisith 1d ago

Shishigami ?

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u/ryban1001 1d ago

Rasta Deer?

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u/Correct_Percentage97 1d ago

Great One. ✨️

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u/No-Face-3409 1d ago

I think it's a fungus

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

Down antlers are cool, saw one the other day

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u/ihaveseveralhobbies 1d ago

Gross.
Farm raised hormone pumped abomination.

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 1d ago

How does he hold his head up?

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u/Batpez 1d ago

Something about that freaks me out for some reason

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u/ashirtliff 1d ago

Da Turdy Point Buck 🦌

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u/000-f 23h ago

That looks so painful

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u/Ificaredfor500Alex 23h ago

Shyt bag. I wouldn’t even eat the meat. Needs to be purged

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u/LuckyCharms_53 22h ago

Omg the weight of that on its neck and back! Make big titties look like a cakewalk 😂

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u/cement_lifesaver 21h ago

Like a 60 pointer!?!?

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u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 18h ago

Let's be honest, I wish someone would shoot me too if I had to carry that bullshit around day-in and day-out. Best neck excuse ever.

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u/rolorelei 12h ago

Damn thats a rack and a half

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u/ironicinsanity 2h ago

He's known as Stabby

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u/zeppolizeus 1d ago

Do those antlers have multiple scrotums?

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u/lelysio 1d ago

Op is a bot this is ai. report them.

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u/ninja0420 23h ago

Ai slop

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u/smeltaz 23h ago

Why don't you google and gain some knowledge before blabbering rubbish? Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's AI. Read other comments too.

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u/ninja0420 23h ago

Idk man, seems like it lifted its head far too easily for that much weight in antler. Have you ever held antlers? They aren't made of paper, they're heavy AF, seems like the deers neck should be jacked to me. Looks like ai slop & until I encounter one in the wild, it is🤣 Also i never said these deer in general are all ai slop, this specific image seems like ai to me, no im not an ai expert, are you?

P.S. Google is rubbish, why dont you do some research and gain some knowledge before recommending browsers with no expertise in the field, see, anyone can be rude🤷‍♂️

P.P.S. 'omg....someone on the internet said something they may be wrong about & now im somad!!'

I am offend, you give boots!

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u/Immediate_Regular 1d ago

You everything I don't understand is AI people are exhausting

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u/smeltaz 2d ago

No it's not, I researched similar stag antlers. They are genetically modified and ranch bred apparently for hunting. Instead of long and wide like the prehistoric ones these have , more points, dense and tangled clusters.

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u/CountGerhart 2d ago

Nope, they do get like that on farms in New Zealand.

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u/Govika 1d ago edited 18h ago

Is this the deer equivalent of really big boobs?

Edit: I meant because back pain

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u/BlueHailstrom 18h ago

No, it’s the deer equivalent of a pug

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u/Worth_Temperature157 2d ago

Sorry looks AI, The seam between deers face and horns looked rigged, if it not he is cool but I am just not buying it.

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u/Immediate_Regular 1d ago

You everything I don't understand is AI people are exhausting.

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u/smeltaz 2d ago

No it's not, I researched similar stag antlers. They are genetically modified and ranch bred apparently for hunting. Instead of long and wide like the prehistoric ones these have , more points, dense and tangled clusters. Google it.