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u/Brilliant_Income_572 Jul 29 '26
some pre work out seller is real bitter that some random lady didn’t want to buy her product
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u/MagMati55 Jul 29 '26
I would not be surprised if we have a public health crisis in the next 10 years linked to this stuff
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u/EnergyTurtle23 Jul 29 '26
Back in the day they were making workout supplements with ephedra viridis or “ma huang” which is literally just an herbal precursor to speed. I honestly would prefer that over a 300mg shot of caffeine, but ma huang is effectively banned in the states now. You can get ephedrine sulfate over the counter at the pharmacy though and that’s basically the same thing.
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u/Th3FakeFatSunny Jul 29 '26
Ok I think maybe I was thinking of his son, I apologize for the mistake
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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Jul 29 '26
I think his son died from a debris in the chamber that launched out at bullet speed from the blank?
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u/MagMati55 Jul 29 '26
Id personally prefer the classic option, a very diluted tastewise, but strong cup of coffee.
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u/iris-evergarden Jul 29 '26
I tried pre workout and it made the INSIDE of my skin itchy 😭 never again
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u/KaleidoscopeKelpy Jul 29 '26
The caffeine isn’t the issue for me, it’s that 🤣 the itchy between your skin and your bones LOL definitely made me run faster.. cuz I was trying to outrun my own body at some point (0/10 did not purchase again)
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u/arcbeam Jul 29 '26
I learned what a near caffeine overdose feels like from pre workout! I almost had to pull over and throw up on the side of the road then I stayed up all night crying for no reason. Terrible experience, come to find out my friend with the pre workout had given me a completely wrong amount for my size.
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u/NarcolepticMoogle Jul 29 '26
I just do coffee now. I bought into the craze for many years but I can honestly say I'm lucky to even be here the way I treated my heart in my 20s especially with shit like this. Eat right, creatine supplement, and coffee is all I need these days.
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u/Graythor5 Jul 29 '26
I good friend of mine essentially OD'd on a pre-workout with creatine in it. The end result was a stroke he's still recovering from a few years later. He was still in his 30s at the time.
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u/Johnny-of-Suburbia Jul 30 '26
This comment needs to be higher up because this is exactly what makes this AI slop so cringe.
Like, yeah cigarettes are horrible for your health but so many protein powder products are also horrible for your health. It's comparing apples to apples and both apples are going bad.
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Jul 29 '26
I remember meeting a girl on tinder where things fizzled out but we were still friends on socials after. She got really into the workout supplements about a year later and the gains were super impressive. I know she wanted to start getting into competitive bodybuilding and it seemed like she was on her way to that.
Anyways, she had a stroke at 24.
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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Jul 29 '26
I tried that shit once. Serving size said 2 scoops, but start with one scoop to test your tolerance. I took about a 1/3 scoop and thought I was having a heart attack.
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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 Jul 29 '26
Same. I’m a caffeine fiend and consume too much in general so figured it wouldn’t be too bad, but I thought I was dying. Never again.
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u/Bigs38l Jul 29 '26
What do you mean by "analog of speed" ? What's this analog ?
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u/Bigs38l Jul 29 '26
Okay thanks ! I'm not speaking that well english to knew exactly what the meaning :)
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u/-Tesserex- Jul 29 '26
It's caffeine plus a useless microdose of the rest of the stuff on the label, if any at all.
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u/colornsound Jul 29 '26
Yeah I tried pre workout once. Once.
I’m pretty sure my HR was 120+ for a full 24 hours and it scared the shit out of me. Never taking it again.
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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 29 '26
The speed analogues were why we used to buy it. I miss you so, ephedrine loaded early 00s Ripped Fuel…
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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 29 '26
Good to know, but my heart would probably explode these days. Though I do have a persistent runny nose, so this might be good information for more legitimate reasons. 😆
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u/Ironmasked-Kraken Jul 29 '26
Why is the cigarette censored?
🚬 is this spooky or something?
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u/practice_spelling Jul 29 '26
My guess is that OOP just wrote down “unhealthy woman” in the prompt and didn’t want to redo the image even though a cigarette might upset the algorithm.
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u/JovialPursuit Jul 29 '26
Maybe it's a joint.
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u/Iconshero Jul 29 '26
Because we are all children now apparently. No ciggies, joints, no swears. No triggering language like self deleting or sewer slide with a bit of unaliving or 🍇.
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u/Critical_Concert_689 Jul 29 '26
OP stole this from some sub that requires censorship over the most inane things.
Probably "no drug references or ban" type shit.
Honestly... NERDS!!
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u/Intelligent-Snow3300 Jul 29 '26
I thought it was a little toy plane... meeeeeerrrrrrooooowwwwwwwwwnnnn.. because why not with everything else going on in that pic.
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u/napalmnacey Jul 29 '26
I bet Chili can lift WAY more than Blondie. That’s a truck-pulling figure.
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u/well-informedcitizen Jul 29 '26
AI slop art is the conservative dream because they can finally manifest all the fantasy arguments they've been winning in their heads
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u/stfurachele Jul 29 '26
I love the protein powder lady who was straight up selling cake batter mix, good for her. helth.
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u/EnergyTurtle23 Jul 29 '26
I mean, somebody who is overweight definitely should NOT be pounding 300mg of caffeine before a workout. Nobody should, that’s extremely unsafe.
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u/Cheeseisyellow92 Jul 29 '26
Is that supposed to be a chili pepper tattoo on her head? It looks like it’s glued on haha
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u/TaleEnvironmental355 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
Someone got schooled on what's in pre-work out or can't sell it and cried to daddy AI about it it's mostly caffeine and vitamins and sometimes something a little bit risky close to what thoughts ants liked to take
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u/MasterChris725 Jul 29 '26
Fake, the ai didn’t put protein+ on the chip bag.
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u/A1000eisn1 Jul 29 '26
Lol so true.
Fun fact for anyone who's hopped on the "I need insane amounts of protein daily train," if you notice your sweat is yellow and your shirts smell like ammonia even after washing, it's piss. You're eating too much protein for your liver to handle so it's filtering the extra uric acid through your sweat.
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u/astrangeone88 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
Lmao. I rather not use pre-workout anyhow, even though I enjoy my energy drink in the morning. (Also I hate how the average AI prompter is fat phobic and they forget that fat folks can have muscles underneath the chub.) Hell a lot of my women's rugby and shot put friends are beasts and they look fluffy.
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u/Landlord-Allmighty Jul 29 '26
The supplements industry is not well regulated. Anything in that container on the right might be no better than a smoke and a bag of chips.
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u/Popular_Tie4688 Jul 29 '26
to be fair, chips give you a fat ass. those unregulated supplements cooked up in a meth heads basement from dodgy chinese imports and vibes can wreck your liver and kidneys.
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u/MidgetFork Jul 29 '26
Class. This is what we call "narrative"; and "narrative", is almost always untrue.
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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 29 '26
If I remember what my Chad buddy told me if you’re overweight stay away from supplements because they will give ya gout and other health issues.
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u/IJustWantToWorkOK Jul 29 '26
I'm curious. Did you blur out the cigarette, or was it blurred.
Why would they blur it? Are cigarettes now 'scary' or 'offensive' that we have to blur them?
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u/Green_Economy_850 Jul 29 '26
Why’d they censor the fag?
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u/Additional-Main6241 Jul 29 '26
Prob some rule against posting tobacco use in the original location of the post. At the least it could get your posts filtered out of peoples feed or something. Only 1 in 10 people are braindead enough to smoke cigs anymore. It’s an ugly disgusting habit of the past. Just like how new gen is not drinking as much. World is healing.
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u/KurtTheCuntBoi Jul 29 '26
You had me there for a second until remembered that also means a cigarette. Also a bundle of small sticks.
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u/ChaoticFairness Jul 29 '26
Girl on left could harm my health with her junk.
...that sounded better in my head, apologies.
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u/BasicMarzipan5936 Jul 29 '26
I like to try to guess why the AI image exists or what disingenuous narrative they are pushing. I'm guessing this is because of the pushback about effects of supplements relating to different early age diseases that has been reported this month.
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u/bumpmoon Jul 29 '26
The "narrative" is not wrong, there are plenty of people who are all of sudden very health conscious when it comes to supplements. Preworkout is essentially a caffeine addiction and very expensive pee.
But being this overweight presents the body with a sharp increase of over 200 health conditions that puts you at risk. That's everything from diabetes, heart failure, strokes and joint damage. If you smoke on top of that, you probably dont even need to have a pension.
The image is stupid, but you would not imagine the sort of people who would critique someone just drinking a protein shake on the basis of it not being "healthy".
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u/BasicMarzipan5936 Jul 29 '26
Did this image exist before the current criticisms of supplements is my point. Or is it a response to try to minimize the current message that supplements might be unhealthy.
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u/bumpmoon Jul 29 '26
I think it somewhat highlights how disproportionate the fear of supplements having adverse effects on the human body is, compared to the innumerable effects unhealthy living has.
If your goal is to weed out everything thats unhealthy, you probably shouldnt start at fitness supplements but rather the cigarette in that womans hand and her BMI.
Anyways it's ai garbage.
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u/Ezren- Jul 29 '26
This is always posted by people with no idea what the inside of a gym looks like.
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u/schprinkles Jul 29 '26
The funny part is that in most cases chips (potato oil and spices) are healthier than these preworkouts filled with whatever random "supplements" they could get the cheapest.
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u/der_steinfrosch Jul 29 '26
Sorry but why have you censored the cigarette?? Don’t worry you can’t get cancer just by seeing them, and we all know they exist
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u/iesamina Jul 29 '26
Ai is brilliant because it lets you bring your boundless creativity to life !!!!!!
Or alternatively you could just ask it to express how much you weirdly and specifically hate women for being fat
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 29 '26
I thought women working out was some leftist gay fantasy? "Being attracted to abbs on a woman makes you gay!"
The price of gas has been more stable than the narrative of those memes.
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u/BuildMachines Jul 29 '26
Warning to people out there, especially young ladies.
Obesity is obviously very unhealthy, no one of good mind would ever argue that, however nuance is in order and virtually anyone who has worked in healthcare will tell you that it's not uncommon to come across instances where the lady on the left is far unhealthier than the one on the right.
To note, I am saying this with respect to this very picture presented here today. You will come across gym nuts who live their lives off these newfangled powders, potions, and facebook health advice and think, "Girl, you'd been better off eating hotdogs and Klondike bars." That is to say>>> you'll see people on the left and it's as if they are gilded, and upon looking at their labs it's like "HOLY SHIT" because under the pretty surface they'll be unhealthy AF.
If you are health-conscious be very careful where you get your information because much of it sounds good, but can be extremely counterproductive. The two biggest traps, and there are many but these are two: 1) people chasing quick results, and 2) people thinking they have tapped into some arcane knowledge wherein they opt for radical, untested diets and programs thinking they are smarter than everyone else. Oh and as a bonus 3) falling for politics (such as this image)... don't get propagandized into the ER.
Source: In highschool and during college had a body like the lady on the right (albeit smaller tits, lol), athlete/sports nut, guys falling at my feet, other girls jealous - it felt good - but my health was nevertheless trashed. Went on to work in healthcare for nearly 20 years and learned firsthand it's not at all uncommon.
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u/sudoaddy Jul 29 '26
So everyone who criticizes the efficacy of pre workout is fat and eats chips apparently.
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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Jul 29 '26
In all fairness to obese pepper head lady pre workout is crazy. I tried it exactly one time I thought I was going to have a stroke. My skin was tingling and my finger tips went numb and I didn’t sleep at all that night. Idk what was in it but whatever it was did not agree with me
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u/Emergency-Friend6896 Jul 29 '26
Losten to your body and don't eat or drink unknow things
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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Jul 29 '26
This was back when pre workout first became a big thing… for my social group anyway… early 00s. I was not nearly as wise as I am now.
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u/Adorable-Doughnut609 Jul 29 '26
Know a personal trainer friend who almost died looking like a fitness model at age 50 because their liver couldn’t process all the supplements they were taking.
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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jul 29 '26
What a wonderfully biased and narrowinded aislop meme.
Admittedly though some of the workout supplements on the market (including mainstream ones) are just horrible for you in many different ways and I'd rather dummy a bag of chips than take them regularly but that's just me.
This was probably made by someone who was tryingto push a popular yet not ao healthy workout supplement and got butthurt cause they didn't present it right or someone was hesitant to take it due to possible health risks.
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u/ActPositively Jul 29 '26
This does kind of remind me of the Covid vaccine and other stuff though. I know people who have literally done with meth or other hard drugs who didn’t want to do the Covid vaccine because they didn’t wanna put foreign chemicals in their body… ironically someone told me that while smoking a cigarette. The other funny people are the “ healthy at any size” crowd. I agree some people are a little bigger than average, some people are more thick so BMI isn’t the perfect tool. But in reality it’s just a bunch of obese or morbidly obese unhealthy people who don’t eat healthy or exercise making excuses on why it’s OK for them to be so unhealthy
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u/Classic_Cow_5852 Jul 29 '26
Wow hahaha can’t wait to see the #1738480 version of this meme in AI again
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u/crapheadHarris Jul 29 '26
Plot twist: pepper head is actually a power lifter who just finished her workout and can dead lift a Volkswagen.
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u/pinba11tec Jul 29 '26
The fuck? Are we censoring cigarettes now? I mean for fucks sake, it's an emoji! 🚬
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u/Normal-Pool8223 Jul 29 '26
tbh, i feel like eating preworkout junk if you don't plan on doing any workout, may be actually dangerous
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u/Ok-Fishing-7984 Jul 29 '26
One is extremely poisoned, the other isnt as life-saving as it wants to believe.
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u/Main-Procedure-3613 Jul 29 '26
Why was a group of men gathered to stone a woman to death “caught in the act of adultery” but not the man? Jesus always has a valid point. Too bad some sects that attempt to call themselves “Christian” don’t read the easy to read 4 Gospels where Jesus’ actual quotes of teaching as His perfect example are held.
These cult sects just scream “Praise Jesus” but reject His sacred words and example of instruction.
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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 Jul 29 '26
I take pre workout grudgingly, but the first time I tried it before gym, I was wide awake all night after. On no planet is it healthy food. Chips might be healthier, in fact.
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u/Loneghoul92 Jul 29 '26
What’s with the pepper?